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Weird Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Gay Fanclub .

“Look, he’s only got a few years to live before he gets bald and hairy like all those weird people from wherever it is he’s from. When he’s 25 he’ll look like he’s 40 so who cares if he gets a lethal injection then?  I mean, it takes a long time to put someone to death — might as well make him useful.”  [Unidentified Spokesman for O.Q.U.A.T]  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev may very well be the most loathsome 19-year old little murderer on the

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How Can I Be a Psychic? The Ability to be a Psychic Lies Within You. The Secret of Inner Visions.

Many people claim to be psychics or mediums, and there are thousands of places where you can get a tarot card reading or a psychic counseling done for you by a psychic. You can visit a medium who claims to visit the world of the paranormal on your behalf, and these people charge an awful lot of money to bring you a message from a relative or friend who has passed, or to help you in any way you need where knowledge

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What is up with Joey Lawrence and His Weird Red Hair. Experts Explain.

In a recent TV appearance with Charissa Thompson, former child star,  famous rock singer and Chippendale Stripper, Joey Lawrence, seems to be having a serious problem with his hair and his height and the shape of his head.  The question is: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH JOEY LAWRENCE’S HAIR? We asked Carlo LoMarca, an Italian hair stylist and Hollywood insider. “Joey Lawrence’s hair is now dyed a reddish something or other which is usually what one does to camaflouge the growth of new

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Argentinian President Christina Fernandez Not Invited to Thatcher Funeral.

The governnment of the United Kingdom and the family of Margaret Thatcher will not invite Argentine President Cristina Fernandez to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral next week because they still feel, after over 30 years, that the Argentinians showed malice and disrespect towards the Prime Minister while she was alive. It has been made plain and simple that the country that brought us Eva Peron and the Catholic Church’s newest Pope is not welcomed on any level. Thatcher, 87, who died on Monday, led Great Britain at

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Dr. Kermit Gosnell is a Murderer and HOLLYWOOD LOVES HIM.

Philadelphia abortionist Kermit Gosnell and nine associates were charged on Tuesday with seven counts of murder involving babies. District Attorney Seth Williams was quoted by Reuters as suggesting that “hundreds of others likely died in the squalid clinic that Gosnell ran from 1979 to 2010”. “My comprehension of the English language can’t adequately describe the barbaric nature of Dr. Gosnell,” Williams said at a news conference. Dr. Kermit Gosnell is an abortion doctor who has two practices in and around Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

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Piano Player in Washington Square Park Brings Springtime to New York.

9, April 2013-NEW YORK — Washington Square Park and its somewhat miniature version of Paris’ Arc de Triumphe grand entrance walkway has long been the loitering ballroom for New York City’s young and hip and artistic crowd.  For over a century, artists, clowns, mimes, musicians with tin cups, dancers, singers — all kinds of entertainers — have performed or have enjoyed the performances here.  Break dancing and even rap music first came to the public eye in mainstream America when street perfromers introduced

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Adam Carolla Plastic Surgery? Adam Carolla Facelift?

Comic Adam Carolla who now works as a news reporter and pundit for Bill O’reilly on THE O’REILLY FACTOR — a FOX NEWS opinion and editiorial show, has obviously had a lot of plastic surgery.  His face is stretched and pulled and his eyes can barely open — and some viewers are so shcoked that some believe that the person who comes on the air and calls himself Adam Carolla is actually an imppostor. “Adam seems to have had a huge

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What Are Bob Ross Paintings Worth? A Bob Ross Painting Sold in Aspen for $2 MILLION.

What Are Bob Ross Paintings Worth? A Bob Ross Painting Sold in Aspen for $2 MILLION. Bob Ross, the fluffy-headed and soft-spoken TV painter who taught a generation of people how to paint with his TV show, “The Joy Of Painting” would have been 76 years old now if he were still alive.  Sadly the gentle guy who was hated by art “experts” for quickly drawing and painting “happy little farm houses” surrounded by “old and grouchy trees” went to the

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