YOUR DINNER PARTY ENDS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO FART AND POOP. by: David D. Mattia <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure . So, you’re having a Hawaiian-themed dinner party, and you’ve invited about twenty-five of your friends, family, neighbors and/or acquaintances. You’ve got wine, beer, booze and food, food, FOOD! You’ve set it all up nicely on a few tables. The wine you chose -Yellow Tail of course – is displayed with colorful plastic cups
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IS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME FATAL? Doctors say, MAYBE. by: David D. Mattia <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure . (Vienna, Austria) Have you taken a good look at some of the vehemently liberal, anti-Trump celebrities lately? Do you see how much they’ve aged since Donald Trump was elected President? The Damien Zone has taken note of what research physicians in Vienna and Boston are now calling TRUMP AGING SYNDROME or T.A.S. It’s been only a
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Swiss Doctors: “Ron Perlman is a cave man” ??? Hollywood actor Ron Perlman – a man who holds the World Record for largest head and face in the history of Grade C motion pictures and television – has refused requests from doctors in Switzerland who asked to examine the structures of his facial bones and ligaments. Doctors at the Bern Institute for Cryptozoic Studies, are trying to prove that Perlman, and other pitiful creatures like him, is either a genetic
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THE TOP FIVE SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT. by: Damien <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure . It’s that time of year again, folks. The Christmas Holiday is upon us, and every maudlin sap on earth is getting ready to hunker down in front of their TV to watch MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET – which I cannot watch since Natalie Wood got drownded. (I know the word is drowned, but I
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Film and Horse Racing Writer —-> David D. Mattia <——Explains Why Aliens Are Probably Not Really Aliens and Why It’s a Waste of Time to Think About Them. READ ABOUT THE AUTHOR HERE — David D. Mattia (January 17, 2017) I watched a video on YouTube about what will happen to the earth if and when aliens arrive on earth — and it was stupid. The video refers to “THEM” as THEY and to “US” as WE — and it was dumb
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Kathy Griffin Does Not Understand What Holding Up A Severed Head Represents. “KATHY HAD TO TO DO THIS. SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY EDGY OR DANGEROUS BECAUSE HER CAREER HAS DONE A HUGE NOSEDIVE OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS AND SHE LOOKS FUCKING AWFUL. LET’S JUST BE HONEST ABOUT IT. SHE LOOKS REALLY OLD…LIKE A CORPSE. IT’S PATHETIC. SHE IS A VERY UNHAPPY PERSON.” [Marvin Greenberg – Hollywood Insider] The recent photo of Kathy Griffin symbolically holding up the
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Obama NOT Happy With Colbert’s Rant…according to TV Insiders. According to Howard Stern and other Hollywood insiders, Former President Barack Obama did not laugh at Stephen Colbert’s vulgar, on-air rant about Donald Trump. It seems that the former President, while he enjoys rubbing elbows with the left-leaning late night guys, doesn’t want his own image to become automatically associated with the crude language and the childish acting out that’s been the norm lately on television. Howard Stern said this
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