THE TOP FIVE SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT. by: Damien <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure . It’s that time of year again, folks. The Christmas Holiday is upon us, and every maudlin sap on earth is getting ready to hunker down in front of their TV to watch MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET – which I cannot watch since Natalie Wood got drownded. (I know the word is drowned, but I
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First off, let’s call a spade a spade. Here is the TWEET. ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES HERE IS THE TWEET: Nancy Sinatra is only famous because her father was Frank Sinatra. She had no talent and no looks. She is now an old and horrifying asshole who says stupid and uninformed shit on Twitter because she’s basically an idiot who grew up in the booze-soaked bubble of the over-hyped and shit-wipe world of
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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s corpse is not even cold yet, but her high camp moment of slapping a Beverly Hills cop has been topped by two frumpy, New-Yawk-Values-Lawyuhs – husband and husband — — who seemed to have gone off on a bitchy rage on a JetBlue flight bound for Florida. BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka Trump? [Damien LeGallienne, Brussels] Seems husband and husband were butt hurt by the outcome of the Presidential election so they made a
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ZOOM IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF AS YOU READ ALONG. Jason Sudeikis, a comedian who is not really funny and gets a lot of awkward giggles from audiences who only know how to laugh when they are instructed to do so, wears a very expensive hairpiece. He thinks nobody knows — but we here at The Damien Zone.com are CERTAIN. A source close to the cancelled show, “Melissa and Joey” which starred Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart, had this
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Rumors are flying throughout Hollywood about the secret romance that might very well have caused the breakup of Gwenyth Paltrow’s ten year marriage to Coldplay’s leading man, Chris Martin. Many insiders believe that friction between the Hollywood super-couple, began as soon as Gwenyth started to pal around with actor/musician Joey Lawrence — a former child actor who found fame in such memorable TV shows as “BLOSSOM” and “MELISSA and JOEY” Producer, Mildred Scalfani, who recently shot the film “Bigfoot Adirondack
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