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Ashley From Hardcore Pawn in Big Budget Motion Picture.

[HOLLYWOOD, CA 7:39pm PST] – She might be annoying and screechy and mushy-faced and a little chunky, but Ashley from the reality show HARDCORE PAWN has been signed to play the part of the diamond expert “Vanda Carlisle” in the mega-budget, Harvey Weinstein remake of the classic James Bond film “Diamonds Are Forever.”  The new version will be called, “DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER…and EVER” and filming begins in Paris sometime in June 2013. “People only know Ashley from her work with her father and brother

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Ben Affleck’s Wig Obvious at Golden Globes.

[BEVERLY HILLS, CA, USA 7:55 PST]  Ben Affleck won a GoldenGlobe and was quickly congratulated by confirmed bachelor, GEORGE CLOONEY, who did not mention the fact that Ben’s wig has moved forward several millimeters since the last time he appeared on the screen. It was very nice of George — the confirmed bachelor — to not mention about the wig.  It shows that he and Ben have a kind of brotherhood and a really close friendship, but medical people —

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Lena Dunham Wins Golden Globe Because She is PLAIN and KIND OF FAT.

Even the Hollywood Foreign Press has fallen prey to what TheDamienZone calls, “The Gabourey Sidibe Syndrome.”  The voted Lena Dunham as best actress simply because she is fat and plain and her dress looked like drapes at a Puerto Rican wedding hall. Lena Dunham hasn’t really shown any talent — she’s just fat and kind of homely in a plain Jane kinda way, and for that she rewarded. Truth be told, none of the nominated actresses or actors in any category

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Matt LeBlanc Looks Very Old. Suffering From Rare Aging Disease.

Matt LeBlanc is suffering from a rare aging disease that he contracted after the failure of his sitcom “JOEY” back in 2006. His hair is gray in an old man kind of way, and his face has taken on an old man look.  He’s only 45 but you would swear that he is much much older than that.  People are shocked — some have tried to help but sadly there is nothing that can be done to help the former “FRIENDS”

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Cryogenic Frozen Man from 1987 Brought Back To Life in Newark, NJ.

“Dr. Gordon Dupont is the first cryogenically frozen dead person to ever be unfrozen and brought back to life.  He is doing really well — it’s incredible. This opens the door for a new kind of ‘afterlife’ but the inevitable consequence is death from old age — and there is no getting around that finality.”  [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD]. The question has been asked for decades and now we know the answer.  Can a person who is frozen when they die

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DOCTOR REPORTS: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD

According to a Nicaraguan doctor, HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD OR AS GOOD AS DEAD.  CUBAN DOCTORS ARE KEEPING HIM ALIVE ON ANCIENT SOVIET-ERA MEDICAL EQUIPMENT IN A VAIN ATTEMP TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET HIS BODY TO LAST LONG ENOUGH FOR AN INAUGURATION.  BUT HE’S DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL — TRUST ME. [RAYMOND TOTE-TUNDY MD] Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez has, for all intents and purposes, died surrounded by his family and his two pet dogs SaySay and Ponito,

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AL GORE IS A TRAITOR! Makes $100 Million Selling CURRENT TV to Al-Jazeera.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Let’s get this straight!  I HATE REDDIT and I do not like any of my readers posting anything I write on that website.  It’s a website for mentally sick children.  You are not helping me by putting anything I write on Reddit.  PERIOD! For all of you who are still lamenting the fact that the Supreme Court of Florida voted in favour of George W. Bush over Al “loser” Gore — how’s this for a wake-up call? Former

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What’s Really Wrong With Hillary Clinton? The Watermelon Diet Lie?

In my opinion, the press releases about Hillary Clinton’s condition do not make sense, and to me they sound like Liberace’s “Watermelon Diet Lies.”  [Damien LeGallienne, TheDamienZone.com, 31 December, 2012.] One thing about old Damien LeGallienne — that’s me — I can smell a fishy story from a million light years away, and as far as Hillary Clinton’s concussion and her delayed admittance to a hospital for a blood clot goes, I will bet a million bucks that something is really, really wrong.  I

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