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Cryogenic Frozen Man from 1987 Brought Back To Life in Newark, NJ.

“Dr. Gordon Dupont is the first cryogenically frozen dead person to ever be unfrozen and brought back to life.  He is doing really well — it’s incredible. This opens the door for a new kind of ‘afterlife’ but the inevitable consequence is death from old age — and there is no getting around that finality.”  [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD]. The question has been asked for decades and now we know the answer.  Can a person who is frozen when they die […]

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DOCTOR REPORTS: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD

According to a Nicaraguan doctor, HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD OR AS GOOD AS DEAD.  CUBAN DOCTORS ARE KEEPING HIM ALIVE ON ANCIENT SOVIET-ERA MEDICAL EQUIPMENT IN A VAIN ATTEMP TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET HIS BODY TO LAST LONG ENOUGH FOR AN INAUGURATION.  BUT HE’S DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL — TRUST ME. [RAYMOND TOTE-TUNDY MD] Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez has, for all intents and purposes, died surrounded by his family and his two pet dogs SaySay and Ponito, […]

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AL GORE IS A TRAITOR! Makes $100 Million Selling CURRENT TV to Al-Jazeera.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Let’s get this straight!  I HATE REDDIT and I do not like any of my readers posting anything I write on that website.  It’s a website for mentally sick children.  You are not helping me by putting anything I write on Reddit.  PERIOD! For all of you who are still lamenting the fact that the Supreme Court of Florida voted in favour of George W. Bush over Al “loser” Gore — how’s this for a wake-up call? Former […]

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What’s Really Wrong With Hillary Clinton? The Watermelon Diet Lie?

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In my opinion, the press releases about Hillary Clinton’s condition do not make sense, and to me they sound like Liberace’s “Watermelon Diet Lies.”  [Damien LeGallienne, TheDamienZone.com, 31 December, 2012.] One thing about old Damien LeGallienne — that’s me — I can smell a fishy story from a million light years away, and as far as Hillary Clinton’s concussion and her delayed admittance to a hospital for a blood clot goes, I will bet a million bucks that something is really, really wrong.  I […]

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The Sad Truth About Joe Rogan’s Closet Gay Fans.

A long time ago, I made a blog entry here on TheDamienZone.com, and as far as blog entries go wherein the subject of that blog is not really very newsworthy or famous,  it has done really well in spite of the relative obscurity of Joe “no talent” Rogan. Yeah, so I wrote a little thing about Joe Rogan, and even though Joey — as the worm-eating crowd likes to call him —  has only a handful of fans, my email box is […]

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JERSEY SHORE NOT CANCELLED. NEW CAST FOR 2013 ALREADY FILMED IN SECRET.

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Guidos and Guido lovers thoughout the world are grieving because MTV’s JERSEY SHORE has been cancelled…but is it really true?  According to one TV insider, the Jersey Shore show is totally not cancelled and filming of the new show with the new cast aready happened throughout August of 2012. “The new cast of Jersey Shore was already filmed without anyone even noticing and 9 episodes have been edited down from the footage,” said former “Bollywood” movie maker, Anna Pan-Nikko, a producer […]

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Evangelist Joyce Meyer Plastic Surgery? Joyce Meyer’s New Look Baffles Believers.

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“TV Evangelist Joyce Meyer has dictched her old church-lady dresses and tresses – opting instead to have a little work done on her face and adopting a ‘Goth’ look.  She looks like she has had a ton of plastic surgery and is inching her way to the Dark Side.”  [Dr. Sheldon Hartunis PhD and Fellowship Member of the Gothic Church of the Druidian Dawn.] She wakes you up early if you forget to change the channel or shut off the […]

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Newtown Interfaith Ceremony is Corny and it Mocks the Memory of the Dead Children

The Interfaith Memorial being held at Newtown High School is corny.  There. I said it and I am not sorry I said it. The whole things is so maudlin and dopey and politically correct in such a sickening way, that is an insult to the memory of the dead children. How does this cornball ceremony help anyone? I think that this ceremony has out-cornied anything that was ever done after 911.  It is a masterpiece of corniness and demented sentiment. People […]

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