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Did Beyonce lip synch the National Anthem? The answer is…..

“Beyonce lip synched the entire National Anthem she sang at the inauguration, and not only did she lip synch it,  she double-tracked her voice with the military orchestra weeks before. ”  [Mildred Sclafani, producer and director from SMP Enterprises in Seaside Heights, NJ USA] Everyone is asking about Beyonce’s inaugurational rendition of he National Anthem — sid she sing it or did she lip synch it?  The answer is that she lip synched it exactly the same way Whitney Houston lip

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Ebay Alliance Watch. Advocacy Group Gets 32,000 Ebay Sellers Their Walking Papers.

EBAY ALLIANCE WATCH, an Ebay watchdog group based in New York, has been very effective in legally solving disputes that fall outside of Ebay’s sphere of influence.  In the past, Ebay has turned a blind eye and a deaf ear to complaints about sellers and buyers once the transaction was clear of their website.  This policy led to a lot of fraud and ill will between sellers and buyers. Since EBAY ALLIANCE WATCH has been handling these complaints, they have succeeded

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Les Gold From Hardcore Pawn has Rare Disease?

“His gait and overall physique is very ape-like because of his stooped hunchback that can never be fixed.  He is suffering from a disease called S.T.O.O.P.S, and he will only get worse and worse as he ages and eventually he will look like a human fetus.  It’s sad and ironic because the spinal affliction that makes him walk like a baboon, is also the affliction that causes him to stare angrily at customers while he is negotiating a deal on something made of gold.”

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Ashley From Hardcore Pawn in Big Budget Motion Picture.

[HOLLYWOOD, CA 7:39pm PST] – She might be annoying and screechy and mushy-faced and a little chunky, but Ashley from the reality show HARDCORE PAWN has been signed to play the part of the diamond expert “Vanda Carlisle” in the mega-budget, Harvey Weinstein remake of the classic James Bond film “Diamonds Are Forever.”  The new version will be called, “DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER…and EVER” and filming begins in Paris sometime in June 2013. “People only know Ashley from her work with her father and brother

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Ben Affleck’s Wig Obvious at Golden Globes.

[BEVERLY HILLS, CA, USA 7:55 PST]  Ben Affleck won a GoldenGlobe and was quickly congratulated by confirmed bachelor, GEORGE CLOONEY, who did not mention the fact that Ben’s wig has moved forward several millimeters since the last time he appeared on the screen. It was very nice of George — the confirmed bachelor — to not mention about the wig.  It shows that he and Ben have a kind of brotherhood and a really close friendship, but medical people —

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Lena Dunham Wins Golden Globe Because She is PLAIN and KIND OF FAT.

Even the Hollywood Foreign Press has fallen prey to what TheDamienZone calls, “The Gabourey Sidibe Syndrome.”  The voted Lena Dunham as best actress simply because she is fat and plain and her dress looked like drapes at a Puerto Rican wedding hall. Lena Dunham hasn’t really shown any talent — she’s just fat and kind of homely in a plain Jane kinda way, and for that she rewarded. Truth be told, none of the nominated actresses or actors in any category

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Matt LeBlanc Looks Very Old. Suffering From Rare Aging Disease.

Matt LeBlanc is suffering from a rare aging disease that he contracted after the failure of his sitcom “JOEY” back in 2006. His hair is gray in an old man kind of way, and his face has taken on an old man look.  He’s only 45 but you would swear that he is much much older than that.  People are shocked — some have tried to help but sadly there is nothing that can be done to help the former “FRIENDS”

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Cryogenic Frozen Man from 1987 Brought Back To Life in Newark, NJ.

“Dr. Gordon Dupont is the first cryogenically frozen dead person to ever be unfrozen and brought back to life.  He is doing really well — it’s incredible. This opens the door for a new kind of ‘afterlife’ but the inevitable consequence is death from old age — and there is no getting around that finality.”  [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD]. The question has been asked for decades and now we know the answer.  Can a person who is frozen when they die

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