BrunoMars Overrated Beyonce Overrated – GrammyAwards Suck. [DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE] Overrated Bruno Mars was wailing away on his guitar to pay tribute the overrated Prince on tonight’s Grammy Awards. Odds are that Bruno’s guitar playing was dubbed. Slo-mo techs have been analyzing the tape and they’ve concluded that Bruno Mars — who is very ugly — was NOT playing the guitar at all. Geez! How low do you have to be to lip-synch a guitar? Anyway, Bruno Mars is ugly —
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SNL CAST HAS BECOME AN UNFUNNY AND UNKIND CLIQUE “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, because of the absolute worst team of writers ever assembled, and shticky productions where the ensemble cast members behave more like a hateful high school clique than an acting troupe, has become an asylum which is now being run by the politically moronic inmates and their like-minded friends who find all of the elements inherent to this sub-mediocrity to be hilariously funny. ” [Dr. Raymond Totondi – Skylight Institute
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Shia LeBouef DIVIDE US Meltdown VIDEO — Mental Health Issues? [DAMIEN LeGALLIENE, REPORTING] If you’ve seen a recent viral video of an insane young bearded man in a red cap, screaming rabidly in the face of another helpless little nebbish-looking dude, “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US,” you probably already know that the lunatic in question is the fading star and professional drunk driver, Shia Beouf. “He (Shia LeBouef) was out on the streets of Astoria, Queens, NYC,
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ASHLEY JUDD -UNEDUCATED SKANK – SLURS TRUMP “She reminds me of the character Veda Pierce in the Joan Crawford movie, MILDRED PIERCE. She’s a pretentious ingrate who tries to deny her own truth and her mother because she wants to belong to satanic Hollywood. She fits right in with those evil monsters.” [Dr. Mildred Sclafani. Producer-Director] [DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE, BRUSSELS, BELGIUM] – Ashley Judd represented Middle-America today by sharing the stage with fat and disgusting Michael Moore and a host of other
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Meryl Streep and Other Actors Suffering From a Form of Autism According to a somewhat shocking revelation from the worlds of both Psychiatric Medicine(1) and Developmental Biology, the average American with basic social skills and academic acumen — which need not include college or post graduate education — will hear or read the words spoken by Meryl Streep at the 2017 Golden Globe Awards and come away with two different opinions according to the recent discovery of a new frame of autism(2) that seems
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First off, let’s call a spade a spade. Here is the TWEET. ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES HERE IS THE TWEET: Nancy Sinatra is only famous because her father was Frank Sinatra. She had no talent and no looks. She is now an old and horrifying asshole who says stupid and uninformed shit on Twitter because she’s basically an idiot who grew up in the booze-soaked bubble of the over-hyped and shit-wipe world of
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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s corpse is not even cold yet, but her high camp moment of slapping a Beverly Hills cop has been topped by two frumpy, New-Yawk-Values-Lawyuhs – husband and husband — — who seemed to have gone off on a bitchy rage on a JetBlue flight bound for Florida. BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka Trump? [Damien LeGallienne, Brussels] Seems husband and husband were butt hurt by the outcome of the Presidential election so they made a
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MIKE LINDELL IS TRULY THE “INVENTURE” of MY PILLOW. You know him as the guy from those MY PILLOW commercials that air 24 hours per day, but if you watch and listen carefully to his commercials you might spot something more about Mike Lindell — he’s more than an INVENTOR upon whom you can rest your weary head. Listen carefully to when he says in his ads: “Hi, I’m Mike Lindell – INVENTURE – of My Pillow.” If you thought
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