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Michael Musto Mocks Chris Christie’s Weight Loss Surgery.

Do you know Michael Musto?  Perhaps you’ve seen his creepy fat-yet-sunken face on TV or anywhere else where ladies talk about fashion? Maybe you’ve read his uninteresting column in the Village Voice — it’s right next to the all-male chat line phone numbers advertisements. Perhaps you follow him on Twitter because you need to mindlessly pass the time reading the opinions of this looks-fat-but-is-really-shriveled fuktard who will only wear Snooki flip flops on his feet because there is either something

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Dan Savage’s Oral Cancer -Sarah Palin Comment. He is one nasty queen

Dan Savage — who is Dan Savage?  Well, if I wanted to sound like Dan Savage, I would say that Dan Savage is a bitter and cringe-worthy queen who is married to an unfortunate guy named Terry. If I wanted to sound even more like Dan Savage, I would say that Dan Savage is a nasty bitchy queen who has made a career with his anti-bullying messages for teens and other bullied people.  He’s a nasty little Nancy who has

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Top Ten Signs That You Are a Facebook Moron.

From 0000 -2008, there were people who liked to spontaneously drop in for coffee and meaningless conversation. These drop-ins were always the first to arrive and help at funerals and wakes and deathbed visitation because they secretly enjoyed mayhem and sadness, but they could easily masquerade their malevolent intentions as sincere kindness and caring. They liked silly and simple-minded inspirational stories because they had the mind of a child.  Their knowledge of politics and war and violence and social injustice were

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Facebook Story About Stabbed Marine and Thief Who Falls off the Curb is Fake.

The “story” in this story has probably already been shared on your Facebook timeline.  It’s probably being shared over and over again by every dumb and gullible Facebooker you know.  It’s a fake and maudlin feel-good story that was invented for the likes of people who cheer wildly in movie theaters when the alien gets blown up or the criminal is killed by the hero.  In other words, it’s the kind of story that bird-brained and simpleminded people on your

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Jason Collins: When Coming Out Of The Closet is an Insult to Gay People.

Jason Collins, a third or fourth string NBA basketball player, has come out of the closet —  not because he is simply proud to be gay —  but because he had to do something to boost his vanishing career. Some really dumb people in the media and in the world of gay politics are heralding this “coming-out-of- the-closet-sports-hero” as the new Jackie Robinson.  The stupidity and self-serving dumbness of these people is pathetic. Not only does the comparison to baseball

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Weird Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Gay Fanclub .

“Look, he’s only got a few years to live before he gets bald and hairy like all those weird people from wherever it is he’s from. When he’s 25 he’ll look like he’s 40 so who cares if he gets a lethal injection then?  I mean, it takes a long time to put someone to death — might as well make him useful.”  [Unidentified Spokesman for O.Q.U.A.T]  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev may very well be the most loathsome 19-year old little murderer on the

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How Can I Be a Psychic? The Ability to be a Psychic Lies Within You. The Secret of Inner Visions.

Many people claim to be psychics or mediums, and there are thousands of places where you can get a tarot card reading or a psychic counseling done for you by a psychic. You can visit a medium who claims to visit the world of the paranormal on your behalf, and these people charge an awful lot of money to bring you a message from a relative or friend who has passed, or to help you in any way you need where knowledge

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What is up with Joey Lawrence and His Weird Red Hair. Experts Explain.

In a recent TV appearance with Charissa Thompson, former child star,  famous rock singer and Chippendale Stripper, Joey Lawrence, seems to be having a serious problem with his hair and his height and the shape of his head.  The question is: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH JOEY LAWRENCE’S HAIR? We asked Carlo LoMarca, an Italian hair stylist and Hollywood insider. “Joey Lawrence’s hair is now dyed a reddish something or other which is usually what one does to camaflouge the growth of new

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