It took a lot of people to put up and dismantle the stage on which Madonna put on her awful halftime show.  Sadly the head of the whole job of assembling and disassembling the entire thing was a man full of hate.

Mario “Jasper” Camstigliero , 89, a stage artist for nearly 75 years, was fired from his job as the head director of masonry and stonework for the Super Bowl Half Time Show construction crew when he used a word that may have gone unnoticed by just about everyone — except a young man who happened to be standing by when Camstigliero used it and quickly reported the verbal insult to Super Bowl authorities.

“The man told the workers to use extra strong floor deodorizer on the folding dance floor while they taking it apart  because all the ‘zootzoons’ who danced with Madonna have smelly feet and don’t take showers,” said 9-year-old Dominico Monduono-Pretti of Indianapolis, IN, USA.  “I know that word because my pop-pop ( great- grandfather) used it all the time before he died and I know that he is better off dead because he did not know about diversity and tolerance.

“I didn’t think it was a nice thing to say because in school we learn that all people are equal and that we should report all hatred to our teachers or law enforcement.  Mrs. and Mrs. Schutty,  our same sex married teachers taught  us that in our “World Culture and Sexual Diversity Class.”

TheDamienZone checked it out and wouldn’t you know it — zootzoon is an actual word that means exactly what the kid said, and because of a keen ear for hate and hate speech instilled into him by his lesbian teachers, old Mario Canstigliero will have to peddle his hatred elsewhere — and he didn’t get to see the last two quarters of the Super Bowl.

“I don’t think it’s fair that some little zootzoon lover and his dike teachers warped his mind like.  What the hell did I say that was so bad?

Still another fake story floating around Facebook — something that NEVER happened and is a complete lie and a hoax and whatever else you want to call the retarded shit people who post on Facebook and “share”  their maudlin and silly crap.  

 The fake story is accompanied by the photo of a flight attendant standing the aisle — it’s juts a stock photo that somebody STOLE to invent a fake story that seems inspirational when in fact it’s just a way to incite racially motivated stupidity.  Guaranteed that one of your dumb facebook friends will share this and it will end up on your newsfeed — DROP THE PERSON WHO SHARES THIS!  THEY ARE STUPID!

Facebook is the last refuge for the truest morons on the face of the earth. There are people in state facilities who have more self control and dignity than the average Facebooker.   MORONS!!!!!

Here is the latest one:  If you get this and you share it, you are an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK MORON!   If you get this and you are not a moron.  CLICK IT OFF AS SPAM and then file it as HATE SPEECH!  If enough people stop these things, FACEBOOK will stop letting morons share them with the public. 

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

“What’s the problem, ma?” the hostess asked her

“Can’t you see?” the lady said – “I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat here next to him. You have to change my seat”

- “Please, calm down, ma” – said the hostess “Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I’m still going to check if we have any.”

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

“Madam, as I told you, there isn’t any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn’t any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class.”

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

“Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person.”

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

“Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class…”

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet.”

SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM! <—–entire story is fake fake fake fake fake fake.

   The stupid story going around on Facebook about a woman who had a lot of guns in her car when stopped by a Minnsesota state trooper for a traffic violtaion is a complete hoax.  As a matter of fact, it’s such a hoax that the picture that is being circulated on facebook with a photo of a woman has come under fire because it’s a photo from a family photo of a Mrs. Abagail Armstrong who died in 2002 at age 94 and never had a car or a driver’s license.  The Facebooke “sharers” are truly being fooled – are you one of them?

The story is funny — BUT TOTALLY FALSE!

“I received a message from a friend that pictures of my mother were circulating on Facebook,” said Peter Armstrong, 76, a former Air Force officer and retired airline pilot who lives in San Diego, California USA.

“I instantly thought that perhaps my children or grandchildren had put up  a picture and it somehow got to my friend.  He told me that this was not the case and that I should have a look at it and that I was not going to like it.  Since I do not have a Facebook account, he sent me an email with the photo of my mother and the strange story that went along with it.  I was shocked. 

“That picture was taken at a family reunion in the fall of 2000 by a professional photographer my brother and I had hired because my mother was there with her three sisters and each of them were in their nineties.  This picture is one he took of my mother and a black and white reproduction of the original photo which actually hangs in my living room and each of my children has one as well.  The photo really captured my mother’s face and personality.” 

Armstrong then fired off a call to the photographer only to find that the business was now owned by a different person entirely and that the original photographer, Arial-Hin Arcevo, had returned to his home in Thailand.  The new owner told Armstrong that he was not surprised that a photo of his mother was circulating on the internet.

“I was told that Mr. Arcevo had a good business going in Thailand of selling images of ordinary people for use in greeting cards and other things for public use on the internet.  He was in business here for a long time and in  that time he must have assembled a lot of images.  If he needs an old Asian woman, he has a picture of one and in this case he needed a picture of a grandmotherly American old lady, so my mom’s picture was the one he used.  According to the police in Thailand, what he is doing is not illegal but his images sell to internet sites and other outlets for over $200 or more.”

“My mother had a great sense of humor and was a jolly laugher, but to have people think that my mother was really a gun toting, foul mouthed old lady really hurts.  She would not have liked this at all.  She was diagnosed with congestive heart failure and she died on the Fourth of July in 2002.  One of the things she told me when I visited her was that she hoped people would remember her.  I don’t think this Facebook thing is what she had in mind.”

North Korea, the country with no electric lights, publicly declared the incredibly homely heir Kim Jong Un its supreme leader at a huge rally on Thursday in Pyongyang that culminated with his ascent to the top of the hermetic Communist nation after nearly two weeks of national mourning for his father and the completion of a penis enlargement surgery on the young leader that took 12 surgeons 22 hours to complete.

Korean surgeons, working by the candlelight that they can afford in the evening worked feverishly to enlarge the younger Kim Jong’s penis to a length of 22 inches, making it the largest communist penis on the face of the earth.

“My father wrote six operas and his penis was 20 inches long,” said the Kim Jong Un from his recovery room.  “I am not trying to be better than my father, but I wish the people of North Korea to have a leader with the largest penis.  I went to Harlem to get my haircut and I was amazed at the penises I saw there.  Now I am bigger than any bro in the evil USA. I will still buy hair product from the USA, but that is not a sign that I am weak.”

A crowd of tens of thousands, most of them uniformed soldiers, packed the plaza to see the newly enlarged penis before it gets stuffed inside the shapeless pants which do nothing to enhance the shapeless body of Kim Jong Un— named after Mr. Kim’s grandfather, the North’s founding president, Kim Il-sung — and those gathered swore their allegiance to the dynastic transfer of power. The event, a memorial service for Kim Jong-il, who died on Dec. 17, capped 13 days of mourning and introduced the era of his son.

Doctor’s are preparing a second operation to shrink Kim Jong Un’s huge round face.

“If we shrink his face, it will make his penis seem even larger,” said a surgeon who was 4-feet 3- inches tall and starving to death.

Without all his makeup, Adam Lambert is an acne scarred ugly queen.  Without special micorphones and sound stabilizers, he can’t sing.  Without police intervention he would have beat the living shit out of his little bit of a thing — a wafer-thin boyfriend — a guy named Sauli Koshkinen who is almost as fugly and queenie as Adam Lambert.  The two big queens deserve each other.

According to reports, former American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert got thrown into a Finnish jail for an overnight stay after he started swinging fists with his boyfriend outside a bar .

Lambert and Finnish imitation celebrity,  Sauli Koshkinen, a no talent who became as famous as you can get in Finland by being on a Finnish reality show — which means he is totally not famous — had an argument and fistfight which reportedly started inside the bar in Helsinki, but eventually poured out into the street. Lambert allegedly got physical with people who tried to break up the fight, as well … before police arrived and took him and Koskinen into custody.

They were arrested for multiple assaults, according to a Finnish newspaper.

Adam Lambert is a total queen and just writing this makes me sick to my stomach.  Why is every guy from a reality show a queen?  UGH!

Now that he is dead as a doornail, it can be revealed that Korean dictator Kim Jon Il used to be a live action sex webcam guy.  He went under the name of VellyVellyHungGuy or Kim Jong the Dong, and he was available for private  online screenings for $100.00 per minute on a website called HuskyAsianDaddies.com — they accepted Visa or Mastercard.

“I remember once that I found him on a really sexy website for huskey Asian dudes and I knew he was the man for me,” said Lance MacGregor- Burtonne on Cargill-on-Firth, Scotland.

“He had great flabby pecs and sagging abs and I go for those kinds of  Asians.  Now that he is dead I don’t know what I will do.  He was a fine laddie and a great sex machine.”

Korean leaders are saying that not only did Kim Jong Il write 6 operas and swim across the Pacific Ocean, but he holds the record for the most online paid-for masturbations in history with a one day total of 20 orgasms and 3 quarts of seminal fluid.

“He was velly frunctional as online plostitute and on-rine sex machine.  He had pee-po flum all over the whirl paying for opportunilly to have on-rine sex rith him,” said a well-spoke North Korean actor who often did twosomes with Kim Jong “The Dong” IL.

“We’re talking about people who don’t usually pay attention to NFL football.  They would not even know who Tim Tebow was were in not for their hatred of religion, god, themselves and other human beings.  They are truly sick people.”  Dean Traherne MD.  Juniper Hill Psychiatric Hospital.  Juniper Hill, Montana.

Atheists throughout the world, skinny stupid misfits who don’t even watch sports of any kind, are infuriated by the attention quarterback Tim Tebow is getting for kneeling prayer before during and after games.  There is even a word for praying on the field — it’s called “Tebowing.”

“He has no right to expose the American public to his moronic expressions of love for a big being in the sky,” said unemployed and in collections extreme Atheist, Casey Q. Dunroven from his squalid apartment in the Los Angeles area.

“I am a huge football fan, continued Dunroven — “and I am offended by this.  When I watch a football game, I do not need to see Tebow kneeling in stupid prayer.  I am going to sue the NFL and start an occupy Denver Broncos Stadium until they pass a law in Denver that separates Church and Football.  I will not stop and I plan to boycott Doritos and any product that puts on a commercial during a game where Tebow kneels before his fake entity.”

Tim Tebow is a guy who believes in GOD and it’s driving the Atheists WILD!  They can’t stand it!

“If you watched “The Daily Show” you would have seen the kind of hateful and godless look on John Stewart’s face when Bono continued to praise former US President George W. Bush and his war on AIDS despite Stewart’s attempts to stop him,” said Dr. Helene Gamuccio of the Center For Atheism Recovery in Dothan, Alabama.

“Atheists hate Tebow but it shouldn’t matter to them because the average Atheist knows nothing about sports or team spirit.  As a rule they are people who were never included in these activities as a child because they were justifiably dismissed as misfits and outsiders.  They have made Tebow their new object of hatred because they have to hate — that is the nature of the godless person.”

A bunch of Atheists calling themselves, “TEBOW NEEDS SCIENCE” has agreed to picket at  all Bronco games and they also promise to boycott all TV sponsors.   We asked Dunroven what his group hopes to accomplish.

“We want to show the world that if there was a god there would be no need to compete in sports and especially football.  We know that African Americans who are a huge part of the athletic world have been enslaved by the white man’s god and this must stop.  We also know that gays have been excluded from football and this is because the players stomp on gays in the name of a god who does not exist.”

Editors note:  Casey Q. Dunroven is a self-proclaimed extreme Atheist.  We don’t know what differentiates an extreme atheist from a regular atheist, but when we find out, we will give Dunroven a chance to explain because as of yet he does not know either.

Both New Jersey Senators — one a walking corpse Democrat (Lautenberg) and the other, a complete idiot Democrat (Menendez) — voted to restore funding to slaughter horses for meat in the USA — of course the people in the racing industry didn’t even know this was happening but now they stomp their feet in anger because they love horses.  They don’t love ‘em enough to pay attention to what’s going on in Washington DC that’s for sure.

Both Democrats in New York – dimwit Gillibrand and one-row-hair-transplant – smug son-of-a-bitch Chuck Schumer voted YES to horse slaughter too.  Democrats like to kill babies and horses — pretty soon they’ll be legalizing consumption of aborted babies.  

Harness racing (trotters) is the rapidly fading mainstay of horse racing in the Garden State, but the folks who represent the horse in New Jersey were too stupid to see this bill getting quietly pushed through both houses and onto Obama’s desk.  Yonkers Raceway in New York is making a fortune since they got slot machines in their racetrack, but they don’t care what happens to the horses after they are done racing.  Maybe Yonkers will have a horse prime rib buffet for $7.99.  Don’t be surprised if that happens.

The United States Trotting Association (USTA), the governing body for harness racing in the USA did nothing to lobby against this horrible bill because they are an inept bunch of morons — they never DO anything — they’re even too stupid to know that this bill even existed.   They were probably at some luncheon — that’s all they’re good for. 

The USTA registers and keeps records of thousands of trotting horses every day, but when a horse goes to a kill pen, they close their eyes.  It’s all about making money off the sweat and pain of horses.  

How did your Senator vote?   Have a look here.