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Tony Geary’s Quits Wearing a New Toupee. Moves to Holland.

tony geary permAfter 37 steady years,  Tony Geary,  the actor who dutifully played the role of Luke Spencer on the iconic soap-opera GENERAL HOSPITAL, has finally called it quits.  He says that he is moving to Holland where he can walk around and not be bothered by the annoying American fans — the very fans who have enabled him to earn tens of millions of dollars over the years.

What a freaking loser!  I am glad that he is troubled with heat intolerance and excessive head-sweating.

Close up pictures of Tony Geary’s toupee here —-> Direct Photos of Geary Toupee.

On July 27, 2015 at approximately, 3:58 EDT, Geary’s character, Luke Spencer, wearing his newest and fluffiest grey and white $7,500 toupee – courtesy of ABC television —  walked towards a spotlight that lit his badly wrinkled face for the last time, and according to those close to the show, this is not a ruse or a red herring.   Geary’s character is not coming back to Port Charles — and this is not a dream.

tomy geareyTony Geary , plagued by hair loss since his teens, started out by perming his receding hairline way back in the late 1970’s because he thought that would add volume, but it only made him look balder and gayer in spite of the fact that he played a macho role.

Then, after dozens of failed hair transplants and hours of grueling scalp treatments, Tony had to throw in the towel and say goodbye forever.  He opted for a heavy toupee and a tons of very air-brushed photos like the one pictured here.

“His toupee was making his head red hot, and the lights of the set had caused him to come close to heat stroke more than once,” said a source close to the show.

“If you notice, almost all of his recent scenes, and especially his very last scene, were filmed in very dim light so as to simulate evening.  His head was literally burning him and causing him great discomfort.   I think if he stayed on the show he would have died from heat prostration.  The lights are really hot.  Most people don’t realize just how hot the lights on a TV set can be.  Experts say that you lose 80% of your body heat through your head, and there was no way Tony’s yak hair toupee was letting any of his body heat dissipate.

“He told me that gray hair in a toupee is made from synthetic fibers or from the hair of Tibetan yaks.  The synthetic hair has a fake look, but the yak hair is very realistic.  The trouble with the grayish white yak hair is that it’s very hot. “

According to the Damien Zone’s  expert zoologist,  a yak’s coarse gray and white hairs enable it to live comfortably in temperatures close to negative 20 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit.  Imagine what this was doing to Tony Geary’s scalp when he was subjected to hot lights?

“One time, a nurse on the set, measured Tony’s body temperature to be 104.4 degrees, ” continued our source on the set of General Hospital. 

“Tony was sweating and said that he was feeling weak. If the nurse hadn’t stopped the shooting, I don’t think Tony would be here today,  He looked very old and sweaty and gay.  The heat was even affecting his performance.  When I first starting working on the show I thought that Tony Geary sucked as an actor and that he had no talent, but how was I supposed to know that he was burning to death under that wig and those lights?”

According to ABC’s Eyewitness News affiliate in New York, Tony is not ruling out continuing his career on Broadway.  But folks close to the Broadway scene say that there is no shot that Tony Geary will get a shot on any Broadway stage.  One insider said that when Tony Geary leaves GENERAL HOSPITAL he is essentially leaving show business.  He is not a talented actor and most of his fans are either dead or unimpressed with his departure.

Jimmy Kimmel – Kids Gay Marriage Video. FAIL.

Jimmy Kimmel is a very popular late night talk show in the USA.    He is very well liked and is viewed mostly as a non-polarizing and non-partisan comedic interviewer.   In other words,  he doesn’t offend too many people in a country where everyone seems to get outrageously touchy over the simplest of things.

Recently, however, Jimmy Kimmel’s staff of writers  — which includes Jimmy himself — may have pushed the envelope a bit too far.

If you didn’t already know, the Unites States Supreme Court voted to make same sex marriage legal in all the fifty states that make up the USA.

Prior to this landmark decision, the laws for or against same sex marriage were implemented by each individual state.  In some States same sex marriage was legal while in others it was not.  This Supreme Court ruling put an end to all that nitpicking,  and now there is no more debating the issue.   If you live in the USA — even if it’s in a cardboard box — you can now marry a person of the same sex.  End of story.

Apparently, because of the groundswell of happiness from those in the USA who support same sex marriage, Jimmy Kimmel and his gang thought it would be cute to go out onto the streets of Los Angeles  – in this case Hollywood Blvd — and ask passing children some questions about gay marriage.  It was rather funny, but let’s just say that Art Linkletter wouldn’t have done it…even in 2015.

Art Linkletter was an American TV host and raconteur who gained international fame with his  TV show – “KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS.”

On his program, Linkletter used to ask young kids all kinds of questions about life, romance, school, marriage, pets and just about everything you could think of within the boundaries of what was considered at the time to be in good taste.

Over the years, interviewing thousands of children, Art Linkletter accumulated some hilarious answers from his juvenile panel.    Very rarely,  a child would say something that may have had a slightly sexual or naughty overtone,  and the audience would giggle politely.

This is a typical example:  ART LINKLETTER:  “Can you tell me something you don’t like about going out to a restaurant?”  CHILD #1:  I hate to get all dressed up because my collar itches me.   CHILD #2:  “I don’t like when we have to leave before dessert comes because my mommy gets mad at my daddy for looking at the pretty waitresses.”

This is about as blue as it got on Art’s show because these were children, and by today’s standards, it’s harmless stuff.   Art would simply raise a suggestive eyebrow and continue on to the next child.

Kimmel’s crew did something very similar this week, and the video snippet of it has gone viral on Facebook — the homeland of the Facebook Simpletons –  a distinct ethnic group of people who live only to look at pictures of kittens, send prayers to the sick,  and to pick politically moronic fights with other Facebook Simpletons.

Jimmy Kimmel set up a camera on Hollywood Blvd and asked passing kids questions about “gay marriage” in various the ways of — what does it mean?  What do you think of it?    What do you think?

The answers were quite humorous because kids truly do say the darndest things, but there was something creepy about the whole thing.

If you were to put on a trench coat and go into a schoolyard and ask these children questions about same sex marriage and gay marriage — or however you want to phrase it — you could get into some pretty big trouble.  Of course these children had their parents permission to answer the Kimmel camera, but did that make it right?

When you ask a child about “gay” or “straight” marriage, there is an element of sexuality brought into the picture…isn’t there?

Should children be asked questions of that nature and then have their words and images thrown out all over  the internet for the whole world to see just because some parents or TV producers are hoping that their kid will be the next YouTube sensation?

I don’t know, but there was something weird about it.  It sounded creepy.

I support same sex marriage 100%, but what’s the deal about asking CHILDREN for their opinions?

Sure, you get a laugh, but where do you draw the line between good taste and tackiness or criminality?  Like I said, if you ask kids the same questions in a street corner without the glitz and glamour of the Jimmy Kimmel show, wouldn’t your ass get hauled into jail?

Here’s another thing.  What if a religious TV station were to do the same thing?  What if some Bible study group asked passing kids — with their parents permission — what they didn’t like about gay marriage?  What would happen?   Wouldn’t they be called religious zealots and pedophiles?  Of course they would.  There would be a line of people leading up to the Los Angeles County Courthouse waiting to press criminal charges against the religious TV show.  Then the sponsors would all drop out and the whole thing would go out of business.  That’s how they mark PROGRESS in the USA.

Do you think I am overstating this?  I don’t.  I think you shouldn’t go around entertaining people by asking children questions that can in any way be viewed as lurid or sexual in origin.

My haters will say that I am against love and against equality — the usual angry sh*t — but I am all about love and equality, but only when it’s put forth with sincerity and no child is exploited for the sake of a buck and the whims of pushy stage parents.

Hey — if you want really funny answers about touchy and sensational stuff – go ask old people in a nursing home.  You’ll get funnier and more diverse answers — and you will eliminate the creepy factor.

I think this was a FAIL on the part of Jimmy Kimmel Live show.  Also, you will kindly note that the ET video I attached to this article is very carefully edited from the actual video which you can find anywhere.  How many feet of video did they need to get these funny answers?   What kinds of questions did they really ask?

Anyway — it’s easy to comment on The Damien Zone — I don’t check anything — except for viruses.  There is no hassle to comment – no email verification — but I have to see your comment to approve it.  I will approve it almost always — even if you hate me to pieces and say the most vile things..  Rest assured — if you comment – it will appear — just keep checking.  I try to approve all comments within 4 hours.   Sometimes I see it instantly.

Michael Phelps, A-Rod , Justin Bieber, BULGES.

phelps 1Michael Phelps, Peyton Manning and Alex Rodriguez, they are giants of their games. Lebron James towers on the basketball court, Michael Phelps is a tall drink of water in the pool, Peyton Manning reigns tall on the football field and Alex Rodriguez is at the height of his game on the baseball diamond.  So how tall are these sports super stars is not really as important as is their penis size when it comes to how the penis interferes with the playing of their particular sport.phelps 2  More bulge pics here and on the like below the photo

Dr. Lance Johnson, author of the bestselling book, “Jocks and  Singers and Their Penises” offered his own opinions on this subject.

Alex Rodriguez is 6-feet 3-inches — Penis estimated to be very large, bulky and rub’ry with low hanging sack.
Peyton Manning is 6-feet 5-inches. — Disproportionately small but still big but thin — also curved with a slight mushroom head.
Michael Phelps is 6-feet 4-inches —  6.5 inches but a substantial grower from years of chlorine, cold water and genetics.

Justine Bieber — Actually pretty big for a shrimp like Bieber.  Estimated to be about 7.5 inches and nice.  Very similar but thicker than Eminem who is a major grower,  He looks small when soft but gets very big when aroused.
LeBron James is 6-feet 7-inches — Mule sized penis soft but not much growth in the erect state.

More Phelps and Bieber bulge pics here at this site —-> Dicka p

The height of these athletes is not directly proportional, however, to their penis sizes as you can see in the chart above.

“Michael Phelps, while he appears to have a large penis, is actually not very well endowed at all until he gets aroused,”  said Dr. Johnson who along with being a best selling author, from the The University of Maine’s School For Athletic Male Sexual Studies.

“Your average swimmer can’t afford a nice, large bulge, or “basket” or “package” because that would slow down the forward motion.  What would normally be an asset in life turns out to be a real drag — so to speak — in a pool.

“Historically, however, there have been cases where the champion swimmer was what some people call  “a grower” and the non-erect penis can often be as small as an inch or two, but still can swell to ten times that size when erect.   I have examined many athletes who seemed small but after I examined the penis manually I took them out for cocktails.  As far a sex is concerned, a lot of swimmers are small in the water but huge on dry land.  It’s an amazing anthropological anomaly, but I think it’s a very exciting and stimulating line of work.

“Sometimes my jaw drops when I see the statistics.”

Basketball players have been included in Dr. Johnson’s study as well, and since most of them are African Americans, the size of the average basket ball playing penis is quite large, but according to Dr. Johnson,  that is about to change.  THis is average here —-> 3

“Your average basketball player has a massive penis and anyone with  knowledge of anatomy could tell you that is because they are descended from African people who had large penises.    The stronghold that basketball players now have on size- per-player averages is about to change drastically as more and more Chinese players venture out onto the court.

“The Chinese have, as a rule, a very small phallus and all you will need is one Chinese player to offset the hung attributes of ten African American players

The NBA refuses to comment but Michale Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, is getting a penis enlargement after his career as a swimmer ends completely.

“For years I suffered with a small basket,” said the lanky swimmer.  “I mean, I am long and tall and people assume that they will see a huge bulge, but they don’t and a lot of times I don’t get laid as often as I should.

“I know that Dr, Johnson was very interested in studying me when I first got famous but then he kind of backed off.  Maybe I am a little beat in the face but I’m still Michael Phelps so I should be getting laid more often and I should be getting more manual exams from Dr. Johnson — but I did get mentioned in his book.  I hope the penis enlargement makes me more attractive to the general public and even though I won’t be swimming, I will always wear tiny speedos wherever I go — even to church.”

Alex Rodriguez — or A-Rod as he is appropriately known)  is a big guy  in the pants and that helps him to swing the bat.

“When his body swings into a pitch, the weight of his penis gives his body more torque,” said Dr. Johnson as he nervously wiped the sweat off his brow.

“If Alex Rodriguez were to have a full erection at the same time he connects with a fast ball, he might hit the ball at least 500 feet or more.  The team has been experimenting with using electric stimulators to keep Alex erect when he gets up to bat but then he keeps remembering Madonna and he goes limp.”

Dr. Johnson loves his work and he looks forward to working at the next Olympic Games with the equestrian team — not the riders, the horses.