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Strange Baby Face Virus Found in Elderly New Jersey Man Linked to Gilligan’s Island Actress.


A bizarre medical anomaly is unfolding at a small New Jersey nursing home where an 88-year old man has, over the past 12 years,  acquired the face of a toddler.  Doctors are baffled by the man’s strange appearance and there seems to be no medical explanation. The man, identified only as Mister X Smith,  is otherwise healthy for his age, but his face has undergone a strange transformation.   Pathologists have only been able to discern that the tissues that make up […]

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Mayor Bill de Blasio’s CP TIME Comment RACIST. Hillary defends him.


New York City’s profoundly stupid and gawky and sickening Mayor Bill de Blasio, insulted the audience — and black people everywhere —  at the INNER CIRCLE THEATER at the New York Hilton Hotel in NYC where the Democrats were having some kind of charity event.  I’ll tell you about that in a minute, but let me set this up. Hillary Clinton, dressed like an evil  Madam – fronting for a storefront Geisha With Happy Ending massage parlor –  was the guest of […]

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Students attending Emory University who are experiencing symptoms of PTSD after having seen chalk renderings of the name “DONALD TRUMP” written on sidewalks or cement stairs can now get mental health counseling from psychiatric specialists who have been brought in by university administrators. These mental health experts assure the students who have been damaged or frightened by these chalk images that they will not be exposed to chalk or writing with chalk.  Also,  they will not be asked to read any […]

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DISCLAIMER:  The Damien Zone is AGAINST eating horses or killing horses for meat.  We accept, however, that some people do.  We cannot change that, but we can inform the rest of the people that this horse meat scare in not true and that – as sad as it may sound – having slaughterhouses for horses might not be as horrible as most people think. Recently, this article has appeared on the NEWS TARGET website.   News Target is an even more  moronic version of […]

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Jared Leto – Pig Killer – No Talent


Jared Leto has no talent and he kills pigs for fun and mirth in Hollywood. Let’s get that out of the way from the start. Okay – Jared Leto is a Hollywood invention, and nothing about his “celebrity” is rooted in the reality of any discernible talent. In my opinion, and the opinion of so many others, Leto is a dim-witted attention-whore. He has lost 40 pounds to star in one movie and gained 70 pounds to star in another, […]

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Lady Gaga Star Spangled Banner SUCKS – Ruins the SUPER BOWL

Decked out in her best WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT copy-cat dress, hair and makeup,  Lady Gaga — a knock-kneed old hag, sang the Nation Anthem at tonight’s Super Bowl and copied, note for note, the historically original vocal arrangement which was done by Whitney Houston a thousand years ago. MORE PICS OF LADY GAGA’S pantsuit —->Da Gaga Crimson Red Pantsuit pics. “Even in her red sequined pantsuit that she got from a Hillary Clinton inpersonator drag queen, you could see […]

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Racist Hollywood Liberals Ruining Movie Business.

Babs praying for awards for minorities and liberals.

NOTE:  Nothing about this article really has anything to do with Jada Pinkett-Smith because in my opinion she has absolutely no talent of any kind.  I bet she can’t even cook or ride a bicycle that isn’t stationary. Anyway: Sometimes, when black actors are talented, they win Academy Awards…and all the other stupid statues. Sometimes, when they are NOT talented, they win the same stupid statues anyway simply  BECAUSE they are black.    This is how the white liberal racists of […]

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Dog Saves Abandoned Newborn Baby — FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!

dog baby

The Facebook Simpletons — a distinct ethnic group unto themselves —  have been spreading around the dumbest story ever!  They have out-simpletonized themselves with this one.  They have defied science, perspective and good taste.  They have gone beyond the pale of stupidity. Yes, the morons who love to share heart-warming and fake stuff on Facebook, are at it again.  This time it’s a photo of a street dog holding what appears to be a newborn baby in its jaws.  The […]

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