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HORSE MEAT IN YOUR HAMBURGER IS NOT TRUE. Read and Learn.

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DISCLAIMER:  The Damien Zone is AGAINST eating horses or killing horses for meat.  We accept, however, that some people do.  We cannot change that, but we can inform the rest of the people that this horse meat scare in not true and that – as sad as it may sound – having slaughterhouses for horses might not be as horrible as most people think. Recently, this article has appeared on the NEWS TARGET website.   News Target is an even more  moronic version of […]

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Jared Leto – Pig Killer – No Talent

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Jared Leto has no talent and he kills pigs for fun and mirth in Hollywood. Let’s get that out of the way from the start. Okay – Jared Leto is a Hollywood invention, and nothing about his “celebrity” is rooted in the reality of any discernible talent. In my opinion, and the opinion of so many others, Leto is a dim-witted attention-whore. He has lost 40 pounds to star in one movie and gained 70 pounds to star in another, […]

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Lady Gaga Star Spangled Banner SUCKS – Ruins the SUPER BOWL

Decked out in her best WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT copy-cat dress, hair and makeup,  Lady Gaga — a knock-kneed old hag, sang the Nation Anthem at tonight’s Super Bowl and copied, note for note, the historically original vocal arrangement which was done by Whitney Houston a thousand years ago. MORE PICS OF LADY GAGA’S pantsuit —->Da Gaga Crimson Red Pantsuit pics. “Even in her red sequined pantsuit that she got from a Hillary Clinton inpersonator drag queen, you could see […]

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Racist Hollywood Liberals Ruining Movie Business.

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NOTE:  Nothing about this article really has anything to do with Jada Pinkett-Smith because in my opinion she has absolutely no talent of any kind.  I bet she can’t even cook or ride a bicycle that isn’t stationary. Anyway: Sometimes, when black actors are talented, they win Academy Awards…and all the other stupid statues. Sometimes, when they are NOT talented, they win the same stupid statues anyway simply  BECAUSE they are black.    This is how the white liberal racists of […]

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Dog Saves Abandoned Newborn Baby — FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!

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The Facebook Simpletons — a distinct ethnic group unto themselves —  have been spreading around the dumbest story ever!  They have out-simpletonized themselves with this one.  They have defied science, perspective and good taste.  They have gone beyond the pale of stupidity. Yes, the morons who love to share heart-warming and fake stuff on Facebook, are at it again.  This time it’s a photo of a street dog holding what appears to be a newborn baby in its jaws.  The […]

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Trader Joe’s Employees Forced to Vote For Bernie Sanders

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Trader Joe’s — the ultra hip food store where all the nouveau and low cleanliness hip liberals work and/or shop because they want to buy virtue in a can — is looking for new employees.  But, there’s a catch. You have to be currently active in a grassroots Bernie Sanders campaign, and you have to prove that you voted for Bernie Sanders after the  November elections regardless of outcome in order to be eligible for a job at Trader Joe’s. According to […]

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SPIRIT GUIDES FOR PICKING POWERBALL NUMBERS. January 13, 2016

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Wednesday  the Powerball Lottery numbers are going to pay out $1.4billion dollars to one or more lucky people.  If no one selects the lucky numbers,  the jackpot will get higher for the next drawing. The goal is to pick the winners for YOURSELF and to not let the Jackpot go to someone else today or next week or next year.  You need the money and you should make your best attempt to select the right numbers. Here is some advice from […]

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Jason Sudeikis Wears A Hairpiece or Toupee.

ORG XMIT: RH 39823 JASON SUDEIKIS 2/16/2011 2/16/11 12:26:53 PM --- JASON SUDEIKIS --- Los Angeles, CA, U.S.A: Jason Sudeikis co-stars in the new movie "Hall Pass. "  Sudekis is a regular on "Saturday Night Live". Photographed at the New Line Cinema offices. Photo by Robert Hanashiro, USA TODAY Staff  [Via MerlinFTP Drop]

ZOOM IN AND  SEE FOR YOURSELF AS YOU READ ALONG. Jason Sudeikis, a comedian who is not really funny and gets a lot of awkward giggles from audiences who only know how to laugh when they are instructed to do so, wears a very expensive hairpiece.  He thinks nobody knows — but we here at The Damien Zone.com are CERTAIN. A source close to the cancelled show, “Melissa and Joey” which starred Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart, had this […]

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