Senator Chuck Schumer is a QUEEN….BITCH!!! When I was a little kid, my mother took me with her to a dress shop in New York’s Greenwich Village. As we walked back to our car, I remember seeing a strange man wearing lady’s makeup and pink shorty shorts. He was carrying a white poodle in his arms. I watched as another man approached him and called him George. I don’t know what words were exchanged, but when the man
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DANGER: Ebay is a SCAMMER’S PARADISE – STOP SELLING ON EBAY. [DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE] — Ebay used to be a nice place where people could sell stuff they didn’t want but somebody else did. The old saying: “One man’s junk is another man’s treasure,” was never more true than when the world of the internet, via Ebay, turned our entire planet into one big yard sale. When it started out, Ebay was great. There was something for everybody. If
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BrunoMars Overrated Beyonce Overrated – GrammyAwards Suck. [DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE] Overrated Bruno Mars was wailing away on his guitar to pay tribute the overrated Prince on tonight’s Grammy Awards. Odds are that Bruno’s guitar playing was dubbed. Slo-mo techs have been analyzing the tape and they’ve concluded that Bruno Mars — who is very ugly — was NOT playing the guitar at all. Geez! How low do you have to be to lip-synch a guitar? Anyway, Bruno Mars is ugly —
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SNL CAST HAS BECOME AN UNFUNNY AND UNKIND CLIQUE “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, because of the absolute worst team of writers ever assembled, and shticky productions where the ensemble cast members behave more like a hateful high school clique than an acting troupe, has become an asylum which is now being run by the politically moronic inmates and their like-minded friends who find all of the elements inherent to this sub-mediocrity to be hilariously funny. ” [Dr. Raymond Totondi – Skylight Institute
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James Franco, Under The Influence of Hollywood’s Satan, is Suicidal Over Trump. THE STRANGE DISEASE OF JAMES FRANCO…and others like him. James Franco, a marginally talented actor, an imitation closet homosexual, and a narcissistic asshole (pardon the triple redundancy) is having great difficulty dealing with the Presidential election results. It’s pitiful and your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated during this most difficult time for him. Owing to the fact that Donald Trump is now the President of the
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Shia LeBouef DIVIDE US Meltdown VIDEO — Mental Health Issues? [DAMIEN LeGALLIENE, REPORTING] If you’ve seen a recent viral video of an insane young bearded man in a red cap, screaming rabidly in the face of another helpless little nebbish-looking dude, “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US,” you probably already know that the lunatic in question is the fading star and professional drunk driver, Shia Beouf. “He (Shia LeBouef) was out on the streets of Astoria, Queens, NYC,
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ASHLEY JUDD -UNEDUCATED SKANK – SLURS TRUMP “She reminds me of the character Veda Pierce in the Joan Crawford movie, MILDRED PIERCE. She’s a pretentious ingrate who tries to deny her own truth and her mother because she wants to belong to satanic Hollywood. She fits right in with those evil monsters.” [Dr. Mildred Sclafani. Producer-Director] [DAMIEN LeGALLIENNE, BRUSSELS, BELGIUM] – Ashley Judd represented Middle-America today by sharing the stage with fat and disgusting Michael Moore and a host of other
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TCM Sucks Without Robert Osborne and Here’s Why. If you’ve been wondering why TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES, once perhaps the finest network on cable TV, is starting to stink like a rotten fish, you need look no further than the new faces who are now working there both in front of the camera and behind the scenes. The new blood seems to have no knowledge of film and no taste in film. Instead, they subliminally flaunt a sick fixation for focusing on phony diversity, crappy movies,
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