“We’re talking about people who don’t usually pay attention to NFL football. They would not even know who Tim Tebow was were in not for their hatred of religion, god, themselves and other human beings. They are truly sick people.” Dean Traherne MD. Juniper Hill Psychiatric Hospital. Juniper Hill, Montana. Atheists throughout the world, skinny stupid misfits who don’t even watch sports of any kind, are infuriated by the attention quarterback Tim Tebow is getting for kneeling prayer before during
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“Sit on Santa is an antiquated gay inside joke that was part of the gay jargon over 70 years ago, but is making a comeback in 2011. The original meaning implied a young man having sex with a much older man — a Santa. It’s an expression that has fallen by the wayside for decades but is popular again.” [Benjamin Switchy MD. University of Munich Center for Language and Idiomatic Lexography.] There’s this thing getting passed along Facebook — a video of
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MELLY CLISTMAS, MISS ENG! PSYCHO! Some vicious kid-hating teacher ruined Christmas for a class full of second-graders when she told them that there is no such thing as Santa Claus during a lesson about the North Pole at their Rockland County, N.Y., school. The scumbag teacher even told the youngsters, mostly 7 and 8-year-olds, that the presents under their trees were put out by their parents, and not Santa. “She did this because she is a sick person.” said Dr. Helene Gamuccio MD,
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“Ask not what your lesbian’s kid can do for you. Ask what you can do for your lesbian’s kid.” [Rosemary Kennedy, 1947 – Cape Cod State Hospital.] I am getting so sick of this viral “Mr. Lesbian Goes To Washington” viral video. First of all, he sounds like he has prepared for that speech for years — and his suit doesn’t fit. I thought it was an old out-take from the acting segment of Star Search. Every idiot on Facebook, as
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Good old Bob Osborne is back — he looked fine except his new flippy hairstyle was a little weird. Reminded me of Criswell from the movie “Ed Wood.” Tell me what you think — please leave a comment. It might take a little while for your comment to appear but it will appear — fret not. Here are some newer photos of Robert Osbourne since his return. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
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There is a photo going around on Facebook that shows a car with a guard-rail going through the windshield and out through the rear window. The captions reads: “Was The Text Message THAT Important?” The picture is a hoax and the driver in the crash was not texting at the time of the accident — he fell asleep and left the road at a high rate of speed. If you look at the photo you can see in the dirt
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Do you know what PATCH is? For the lucky ones who don’t — Patch is some kind of town cryer media that sets itself up in every community by hiring locals to report on what’s going on locally. Most or all of the writers and/or editors are not professional journalists no matter how many times you put the word “journalist” through a pasta presser. In other words, no matter how much you stretch the shit, PATCH articles are usually pure shit about something that happened
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ANOTHER FAKE FACEBOOK QUOTE: It never ends. Somebody saw a quote that was easily attributed to John Lennon simply because the words were pasted on top of the picture. It’s a very corny and snarky quote and of course the misfits on Facebook fall for it because they want to believe that John Lennon actually said it — he did not. In fact, he never really said much of anything worth quoting unless you count song lyrics. The quote is anonymous and
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