WRITER’S NOTE: THE ESSAY PICTURED ON THE RIGHT IS MY FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT MOCKING THE ACTUAL LETTER WRITTEN BY THE “BRAVE GAY BOY” WHO DOESN’T REALLY EXIST! IT’S HOW I IMAGINE THE ESSAY SHOULD LOOK. [Damien LeGallienne] Just when I was finally content with the knowledge that nothing could ever be as grotesquely maudlin as the white trash CB Radio trucker Christmas song about the “Poor Little Crippled Boy,” god went and struck me down by bringing along something a
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Flora Vawn Butlers, 88, was nearly butchered to death last night in Cherry Hill, New Jersey (USA) by her best friend Velma Cruthers 82, when Cruthers noticed that a few of Flora’s Mega Millions lottery tickets had some numbers that matched the numbers on her tickets. She was so enraged that she picked up a meat cleaver and started hacking away at her friend until Flora’s sceams alerted a neighbor who burst into the home and restrained the attacker. “She stole my numbers
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Jet Blue Pilot Had Alien Chip In His Head. He went nuts on a Jet Blue flight and had to be restrained by passengers. He ranted and raved about terrorists and the plane being “taken down.” The plane he was supposed to be piloting had to make an emergency landing in Amarillo, Texas. The co-pilot had to lock him out of the cockpit because he had a meltdown….but did he really? Did the Jet Blue pilot who lit up the news yesterday really
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Regarding the death of Trayvon Martin and the whole Geraldo hoodie thing — lemme say this about that: The old saying, “If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck,” no longer applies. I personally do not agree with Geraldo because I think that Zimmerman was looking for “action” but these days, the nicest kids you could ever want to know dress like they stepped out of Attica, and if even if they’re on their way home from
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Wanna make a half a billion dollars? First, get a Doctor of Divinity Degree online. It’s better to also get a PhD in anthropology too, but who has the time for that? Okay, then create your own church and declare Marilyn Monroe a prophet in your church. Then buy the rites to Marilyn Monroe’s remains, $2 million oughta do it because the current people who have the rights to her “image” are money hungry scum bags. Then, exhume whatever is left of
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Still another fake story floating around Facebook — something that NEVER happened and is a complete lie and a hoax and whatever else you want to call the retarded shit people post on Facebook. They live only to “share” their maudlin and silly crap. The fake story is accompanied by the photo of a flight attendant standing in the aisle of a jetliner — it’s just a stock photo that somebody STOLE to invent a fake story that seems inspirational when in
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The stupid story going around on Facebook about a woman who had a lot of guns in her car when stopped by a Minnsesota state trooper for a traffic violation is a complete hoax. As a matter of fact, it’s such a hoax that the picture that is being circulated on facebook with a photo of a woman has come under fire because it’s a photo from a family reunion of a Mrs. Abagail Armstrong who died in 2002 at age 94 and
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Hoax message circulating among Facebook users warns that accepting friend requests from members named Linda Smith, Jason Lee, Jason Allen, or Amy Allen will cause a virus to be downloaded to your computer. This is just more mindless junk that mindless people believe and post on their facebook pages. IT’S A HOAX! Description: Facebook virus hoax Circulating since: April 2011 – again Dec 2011 Status: TOTALLY False Example #1: Facebook posting submitted by Ann S., June 30, 2011: ALL FACEBOOK USERS**… DO
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