Ferociously ugly, incredibly untalented, unapologetically intrusive and grossly uninteresting Kelly Osbourne is running around telling everyone […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Our Own Amy Winehouse Autopsy Report.
AMY WINEHOUSE — AGE 27 — CAUCASIAN FEMALE Height: 5 Feet 4 Inches Weight: 82 […]
Amy Winehouse, Dead At 27, Was An Asshole
Amy Winehouse died because she was a dope addict and it’s an insult to people […]
Who Is Dorothy Clay Sims? The Lady Lawyer Who Helped Casey Anthony.
What happens when an Amazonian defense attorney who has had a lot of pretty good plastic surgery to […]
Casey Anthony Gets Breast Reduction? Becoming A Man?
Rumours are flying around that Casey Anthony, the oddly-breasted Mother-Of-The-Year, has had a breast reduction […]
Stupid Peace Vigil for Caylee Anthony — but where is Casey Anthony Hiding?
Following Anthony’s high profile prison release early this morning, a group of Orlando weirdoes organized a […]
Bigfoot Sightings All Over Northern New Jersey?
THIS IS A TRUNCATED REPORT FROM THE BIGFOOT WATCH ASSOCIATION OF CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS. THE ENTIRE REPORT […]
Bodybuilder Drag Queen: “An Inspiration To The Youth Of Poor White America.”
“Bodybuilding drag queens are people too and we like to think that our Joe Zet […]