Miley Cyrus has joined forces with Blistex Corporation and together the two have declared war […]
Year: 2010
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell — Gays in the military get right into action!
“Today I had to defuse a few roadside bombs and then I had to go […]
Pierogi recipes are easy — Buy them frozen!
The picture here is nice, but the pierogies should be browner and slighlty crispier. Also — […]
Smokey The Bear was the correct answer on Million Dollar Money Drop
Smokey The Bear was the correct answer on Million Dollar Money Drop tonight. After wagering […]
BEN AFFLECK IS AN ASSHOLE!
Ben Affleck appeared today on dopey NPR (National Public Radio) and denounced the high salaries […]
SKYPE IS DOWN ! Cheapskates can’t call anybody!
Sorry but SKYPE, the phone service for the thrifty, is down — guess you won’t […]
Experts claim: “Jet’s coach Rex Ryan has a foot fetish.”
“The urge to see and play with feet is so intense that eventually the person […]
Your New Jersey Weekly Horoscope. Dec 19-25, 2010
Aries The Ram Mar. 21–Apr. 19 – One of your in-laws or cousins said […]