“I’m where I should have always been,” said the gay man’s and lonely fat girl’s […]
Year: 2010
ANIMAL LOVING HYPOCRITES IN MASSACHUSETTS SAY, “KILL THOSE SEALS!”
First they let Jack and Bobby get away with murder and rape and mayhem with Marilyn Monroe. […]
Little People, Big Terrorists? NYPD Connects The Dots.
Not one midget was killed on 9-11 <——click here. “We just don’t think that midgets should […]
DOCTORS FEAR: “THE TOP OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S HEAD MIGHT BREAK OFF.
The scaffolding being erected around Leonardo DiCaprio’s head is not being done by carpenters as […]
SURGERY COMPLETE: Barry Manilow is now a rare seabird.
As the sun rises over the 10,000 block of Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, California, […]
BARRY MANILOW UNDERGOING PLASTIC SURGERY TO BECOME RARE SEABIRD.
After several operations in which singer Barry Manilow is attempting to transform himself into a […]
Want to complain about a restaurant? TheDamienZone.com wants to hear.
So many people come grumbling out of shithole restaurants, but all they do is get […]
Doctors ask: “Does gender fuck comic “CARROT TOP” put steroids in his eyeliner?”
He used to be a skinny little stick of a kid, but now he is […]