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Most Expensive Cat In The World Is Now Infertile.

(Foreign Press: Ukraine)  He used to be the most valuable cat in the world and just last year one frozen ampule of his semen was worth upwards of $10,000 — making him the most valuable cat in the world, but today, at a mere 7-years-old, poor Voyko Donko-Svetaslav-Shenko, or “Svet” as  his owners lovingly call him, is washed up.  After hundreds of veterinary tests and treatments, it has been determined that Svet is permanently sterile and unable to father kittens. “We got used to living

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Grave Robber Found With Exhumed Corpses Dressed As Dolls

A historian has been arrested in central Russia after police found the corpses of 29 women, dressed as dolls, in his apartment, authorities said this week.  Some were cloth masks while others were in the process of being rebuilt to look less decayed. The 45-year-old man, who police did not identify, has been charged with desecrating bodies and graves, officials said. Video released by police showed an eerie collection of what looks like life-sized dolls, outfitted in shabby dresses and headscarves,

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Tiger Bowing Paw to Hand With Little Baby Girl and Facebook Morons.

The super maudlin morons who use Facebook to express their inner-simpleton spirit are at it again.  This time they are passing around a picture of a toddler and a tiger “touching each other’s souls.”  Luckily the little kid was behind 4 inches of everything-proof glass.  Some guy took the picture and it’s cute.  PERIOD! Here is the simpleton, retarded, and probably totally FAKE story that goes along with the photo — if it isn’t already on your Facebook. Kindly note that I hate

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Joey Lawrence in Gay Scandal

  Joey Lawrence in Gay Scandal Joey Lawrence in Gay Scandal [SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ, USA]  — First there were the vicious rumors about Joey Lawrence having hair transplants.  Then there were rumors that Joey was going to walk off the set of the top-secret Bigfoot movie he was filming with Italian mega-producer Mildred Sclafani — but he did indeed finish the film and now the project is in post production and scheduled for an Easter weekend release. Then there were rumors that Joey was going to

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Zuckerberg Banning People Who Put Pictures Of Their Food On Facebook?

  Facebook does a lot of things that don’t make sense.  They’re always changing the privacy settings and the photo settings and the location settings.  The changes that are made by the Satanic forces at Facebook never seem to make any sense, but we, as mere mortals, are not supposed to understand how and why the Great Satan does the things that he does,  The latest rumor about a Facebook change is so strange that no matter how you look at it,

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Premature Smallest Baby Elephant on Facebook is a HOAX!

They’re at it again — the Facebook morons who will believe anything that gets “shared” on their page.  I am getting so sick of this dumbness and carelessness.  How can people be so stupid? Don’t you know anything about the size of an elephant?  Don’t you realize this baby is 5% the size of a normal baby elephant? The “baby elephant who needs your help and is struggling to survive” pic is a hoax.  Yes, it’s a real elephant but

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Mother Teresa Quote on Facebook about God and Trust is a HOAX!

Here we go again — another mindless misquote getting sent around like wildfire by the dumb, brain-fat, intellectually lazy and maudlin simpletons who use Facebook as a tool for spreading historical inaccuracies and misattributed quotes.  Last month it was Betty White who got the vast majority of Facebook zombies in a frenzy with the hoax quote attributed to her about “growing balls” and something also about “vaginas can take a pounding.”   The Dalai Lama was the victim of a quote hoax

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Dalai Lama Quote on Facebook About Man Sacrifice and Health is a HOAX!

Here is the latest Internet hoax and  the photo that comes with it.  Facebook morons are pumping these out faster than the Franklin Mint pushes out worthless 9-11 memorabilia. The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered, ‘Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that

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