This time they are passing around a picture of a toddler and a tiger “touching each other’s souls.” Luckily the little kid was behind 4 inches of everything-proof glass.
Some guy took the picture and it’s cute. PERIOD!
Here is the simpleton, retarded, and probably totally FAKE story that goes along with the photo — if it isn’t already on your Facebook.
Kindly note that I hate the fact that the tiger’s name is “Taj” — and I don’t even believe that’s his real name. I think it’s an invented name that fits the invented “moment” behind this photograph — so yeah, here’s the supposed story.
— Photographer Dyrk Daniels noticed the 370lb Golden Bengal Tiger had taken an interest in the child, who was leaning against his glass enclosure.
As the tiger, called Taj, headed over to her, Mr Daniels got his camera ready, expecting him to snarl and bang against the glass.
‘I noticed that Taj had taken an interest in the girl and was heading towards her.
‘I thought for certain that the little girl would need therapy after the encounter and fear cats for the rest of her life.
‘I could not believe my eyes when Taj approached the girl, bowed his head and then placed his huge right paw exactly in front of where the little girl’s left hand was.
‘It was incredible to watch. Taj let down his right paw, rubbed his cheek against the glass where the little girl’s face was and moved off.’ —
BLECH! Sadly that’s not enough for the Facebook viral photo-sharing masses of maudlin and sentimental imbeciles. No — they have to pass it along to everybody they know and then and then and then.
Today it ended up on my Facebook wall and I thought I would share with you, some of the more sickening and stupid and maudlin comments that came along with it. Only one person said the right thing — and good for him.
Keep in mind that outside of the wonderful world of Facebook sharing, this tiger would have ripped that loveable toddler to ribbons, and just because it’s a cute picture, there is no reason to attach cosmic fairy and love dust to the moment.
The deal is this: NO GLASS, NO KID.
I know, I know, I know — I sound like a miserable son of a bitch, but just think of all the time people waste on this stupid shit. You would not believe how many people are stupid. Since I started this blog over a year ago, I have been shocked by the stupidity of the average person.
“What has shocked me more, however, is how maudlin and stupidly sentimental people can be. I am starting to equate maudlin sentiment with low intelligence. I think I might have stumbled upon something scientifically important about human behavior.” [Damien LeGallienne, TheDamienZone.com] <—- There’s a quote for the press in case anyone wants to quote me — which is highly unlikely.
Okay — so here is a sampling of the maudlin, sickening, throw-up inducing, sappy, stupid, unknowing, lonely yucky girl, yeasty fat lonely guy who doesn’t like sports, and inwardly retarded comments that have been attached to this facebook hand-out. I added my own response in bold print.
“This is the remarkable moment when a tiger bowed its head and placed a paw up to the hand of a small girl.” <—HE WANTED TO EAT HER!
“I have never seen such tenderness from such a large predator.” <–HE NEVER SAW SUCH A YUMMY LOOKING APPETIZER>
” ?Imprinting a special bond between animal and human. What a beautiful picture.”<—- THIS MORON DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IMPRINTING MEANS.
“We are ALL animals, we speak different languages, but this tiger knows the little girl means him no harm, and she has no fear because she has not been told fearful stories yet, these are two souls that have met long before this, humans cannot figure out what this really means, and its better they do not, god bless all us animals, we can learn so much without fearing each other………:)”<—-YES, ONLY EVIL NAZIS TEACH THEIR KIDS TO BE WARY OF TIGERS. — AND THIS WAS A GROWN MAN. WHAT AN IDIOT!
AND THE GUY WHO GOT IT RIGHT! — > “So this guy (the photographer) thought that the child might need therapy and have a fear of cats and didn’t fucking move her but decided to take a picture. Good job ya fuckin retard!” <—BRAVO!
Keep in mind, folks, that this is just a tiny sampling of the stupid shit that people said on Facebook and in re: re: re: re: chain emails.
Just about every comment is this dopey and that tells me that just about every person who passed this along with a sentimental and stupid comment, is a moron as well. That makes close to a million morons –and the weekend is not even here yet. There are a millions of extreme home makeover maudlin morons who can’t pass this shit around on their office computer and are dying to get to their home computer.
Normally they would have the time to do it, but on workdays they come home and stuff their fat mouths with huge chunks of disgusting food and then fall asleep.
You might ask, “Can you possibly be that nasty?” Well, I’ll tell ya, I can be very nasty. I have learned to be very nasty with people who simply will not learn!
One must be nasty in this business of educating simple-minded adults who are passing in polite society as normal people whilst creating internet mayhem for the rest of us.
Like I said, No glass, No Kid.