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Dumb Bitchy Queens Throw Bruce Jenner Under a Bus.

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The Bitchy Queens of the USA, (heretofore a distinct ethnic group unto themselves) now despise Bruce Jenner.    Let me explain why.

Isn’t this super?   A genuine, old school American hero, has announced that he is a transsexual.  How non-threatening and white bread can you get?

Religious Conservatives of all faiths and all other manner of contentious people who previously viewed transsexuals as weird people who live in a weird and sinful world are dumbfounded and confronted with the strange truth that   Bruce Jenner, an Olympic athlete, and the embodiment of American masculinity. is changing his sex.

You’d think that this would be an incredible way for the LGBT community to put a great and famous face on the issue of gender identity and transsexualism.   Right?   WRONG!

Bruce Jenner, after years of dealing with his inner “self” has handed the LGBT community the gift of the century.   Sadly, the mostly moronic and vocal LGBT community town criers —  many of which are Bitchy Queens — are happy to throw Bruce under a big lavender bus because he is not a left wing Hollywood liberal Democrat.  There will be no testimonials for Bruce at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.  He will not be feted by people like Susan Saran Wrap or Moral Streep.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat??  You mean, the LGBT community is not embracing the guy who went from Decathlon to D-cup — from Olympian to Olympia — from hero to heroine?

Bruce Jenner, the ultimate all-American boy next door — and Olympic Champion has finally announced what many people suspected all along — that he is a transsexual and that he has decided to make the medical transition from living as an unhappy and unsettled man to living as a contented woman.

Good for him, and I am sure all rational, thinking people wish him all the best on his personal journey.  This could not have been an easy decision for Bruce to make, but he made it and EVERYONE should support him and anyone like him.

Bruce came out with all of this in an ABC interview conducted by the  “C-word personified”  Diane Sawyer.

Miss Sawyer always looks like she is trying to take a hard, scratchy dump.  She has that fake pained expression her face like, “This is really gonna hurt, ” and it does.

For a moment the Bitchy Queens of the USA — and they are all over the media — were jumping for joy and doing fist pumps – if you’ll pardon the expression.

The average gay person, however, being sound of mind and intellect, smiled happily for Bruce and wished him well during this life adventure.

Bruce then stated  — when questioned by the human C-word with 10 pounds of impacted fecal waste in her colon — that he was a registered Republican.

Of course there was no real reason for C-word Sawyer to ask this question, but she had to stick it Bruce.  She had to show how much she loves and embraces the gays and how gay-adjacent she is.   She is the champion the gay world.  She is also a phony piece of shit.

Anyway, at the moment Bruce announced that he was a Republican, if you stuck your head out from a window at that very moment, you would have heard the bitchy queens screaming in tortured anguish like wispy little Fay Wrays in the clutches of a great Republican ape.

The average gay person, on the other hand,  is happy for Bruce.  They understand that he is a human being and that he has his opinions about things, and those things stand apart from his issues concerning his own gender identity.

Sadly, the Bitchy Queens only care about their own bitchy issues.  They’re unreal and uninformed knowledge of politics and policy is governed by the rantings of other Bitchy Queens and the insane things they read on sites like The Daily Kos — a site that spends 24 hours per day looking for any crazy Christian they can find in the hinterlands of the deep south to write about and turn into a front page left wing McCarthy hearing.

Sometimes it’s not so easy for unhappy people who troll the internet to find the easy Republican kooky targets.  For that reason the Bitchy Queens have taken to recycling the same old shit about Rick Santorum and Sarah Palin and a few other usual suspects.

Heck,  there is always some senile preacher in Bumfuk USA who preaches in a sermon that gay people will burn in hell or something like that.  If you look hard enough you can find anything for crying out loud.  But, the fuktards find this shit and post it on Facebook and discuss their outrage.  They don’t really know what they’re mad at, but they’re Bitchy Queens and that’s what they do.  Why do snakes bite?  It’s their nature, folks.

So…….because Bruce is a Republican, he is no longer worthy of the love and praise and support of the Bitchy Queens — proving of course that the Bitchy Queens never REALLY love and support anyone.  They are quite content to be mindless and allow straight Hollywood people tell them how to behave towards one of their own.    If it weren’t so sad, it would be funny.

For the rest of the LGBT community — the normal people who don’t run around trying to imitate or denigrate heterosexuality and heterosexuals and their life rituals —  Bruce is a brave and classy guy who is now a gal.

Good luck, Bruce.

 

 

 

Trey Gowdy’s New Hairstyle Saves The World.

treyIn  his unyielding quest to locate Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails, South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy has had to pull his thinning wisps of hair into a swirling beehive — and the fashion police  LOVE IT!

“Trey is a lot like Veronica Lake,” said one Washington DC insider.

It seems that During World War II, Veronica Lake cut and pulled up her famous peekaboo locks to show American women that long hair can be a hazard on the job.

At the time many women were copying Veronica Lakes luxurious hairstyle, but since many of these women had to work in factories that supplied planes and trucks and weapons to the military for the war effort, the long hair could get caught in the machinery.

In a true patriotic attempt to hold back the Nazis and the Japanese, Veronica Lake sacrificed her golden locks for the war effort.

In a sense that is what Trey Gowdy has done.  He has wrapped his hair up in a twisted knot so he can lean close to the business of finding Hillary Clinton’s long lost emails, and for that patriotism, we salute him.

Dress Color HOAX! Yes, “Dressgate” is a HOAX!

More proof of how stupidity and dumbness is alive and very well in the world — and this time it’s all over a dress.  Heaven help us all.

dressThe latest — and most wildly aggressive – non-issue to saturate the empty sponge heads of Facebook simpletons ( a distinct ethnic group unto itself) and the various and sundry misfits throughout the electronic cloud of dumbness, involves a cheap, shitty dress that looks to be blue and black to some people, and gold and white to others.    Wow — this is serious stuff, folks.  This is freaking amazing!  It’s a geyser of important information.

The whole craze spread throughout the USA and elsewhere in one day — ONE FREAKING DAY!  The trouble is that the whole thing is a complete waste of time and one of those weird light tricks that is being passed off as hoax.

dress2“I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner,”  said Dr. Raymond Totondi of the Skylight Institute for Physiological Research in Switzerland.

“The dress seems to be obviously blue and black to a person sitting at one computer, and then it appears to be gold and yellow to others at another computer or even the same computer.  

“The color change, however, is not indicative of some brain differences or anything to do with personality or temperament as some have claimed.   That is where this meme enters into hoax territory.  It’s simple logic and knowledge about how computer screens work. 

“Make no mistake, it’s a hoax, but only because it’s being presented to the public as some eerily strange phenomenon.” 

In a nutshell, here is what Dr, Totondi explained, and why he sees this whole issue as a hoax-ish fad that will eventually die away.

Here is why it’s blue or black or gold and white, and why you should pay more attention to the color of your stool than to the color of this slutty dress.

1) A person who sees the dress as black and blue will email it to another person who sees it as gold and white.  The difference in that case is that it is being viewed by two different screens — both having different resolutions and color saturation.

2) A person who sees the dress as black and blue (which are the actual colors) will call someone over and ask them what colors they see.  Almost always the person who comes over stands over the person who is sitting at the computer.  From that angle, the appearance of saturation changes and the semi-complimentary colors of yellow and white appear.  It’s that simple.

Some enterprising — but mindless woman — put a pic on Tumblr or something and within a few hours, a billion people were arguing over the color of an ugly dress.  The dimwit  is happy because — according to Sky News – she “broke the internet.”  Good for her.

For the next year, as a Grand Prize offered by the Opposite-Of-Mensa Society,  she gets to officiate at  ribbon-cutting ceremonies at all the new Piggly Wigglys opening throughout the world.

Additionally,  she gets 1,000 new followers on Tumblr and 200 babies get free heart transplants.

Yes — the DUMBNESS CONTINUES!