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The TOP 5 SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT !!

For this story, I brought in David D. Mattia, a writer I haven’t used in nearly a year.  He’s a nice guy — tends to ramble and repeat in his articles – uses – a lot of — dashes — in his work —  but I thought he could handle this one.  THE TOP FIVE SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure apart from

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ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES

First off, let’s call a spade a spade. Here is the TWEET.   ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES HERE IS THE TWEET:   Nancy Sinatra is only famous because her father was Frank Sinatra.  She had no talent and no looks.   She is now an old and horrifying asshole who says stupid and uninformed shit on Twitter because she’s basically an idiot who grew up in the booze-soaked bubble of the over-hyped and shit-wipe world of

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Identity Of Man Who Stole Penguins Puck From Child REVEALED.

8-year-old Tray Dobson couldn’t have been happier.    He had just had dinner at his favorite pizza parlor — Cheese Geyser  — with his family and the rest of his evening would be spent at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game.  It doesn’t get any better than that….or does it? During the game, the former Penguin coach, Dan Bylsma reached up over the glass to toss the young lad a puck.   No sooner had the puck floated towards Tray’s open hand, when a fat and

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Franco’s Home Run Stealing Ball Bully Identified!

Fox Sports Arizona announcers Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly were in complete shock yesterday when a big, beer belly, pushy, bully, block-headed douche bag shoved an older woman like she was a piece of dirt in in the gutter just so he could retrieve Maikel Franco’s first home run ball at the Diamondback -Phillies game. The big slob was later identified as Brod Kearnbleu, a 33-year-old locker room attendant and laundry manager at a men’s spa and sauna  somewhere north of

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McWicked and Dave Miller — KICK THIS !

We all know that desperate people often do desperate things.  Sometimes desperate people are simple minions in a desperate industry, and because that industry is quickly getting the go-by as public tastes rapidly change, the industry in question, as a whole,  has to resort to desperate measures. MCWICKED:  THE STORY OF A GREAT HORSE AND A STUPID RULE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD RULE. WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY:  David Mattia. The harness racing industry is now running

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“Bruce Jenner is Definitely Getting a Sex Change” says expert?

“….it’s all part of the Kardashian’s master plan for a mega-season storyline wherein Bruce finally gets sexual assignment surgery and changes his name — according to rumor — to Caitlyn Jenner.” [The Damien Zone – Damien LeGallienne] If it walks like a duck, it’s probably a duck and if a guy looks like he is going through a sex-change procedure, it is safe to say that he probably is doing just that. It’s becoming more and more obvious that in

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Melissa Bachman LION KILLER – The Most Hated Woman in the World. Take Away Her Passport. Sign The Petition.

WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY: Dave Mattia <–click and read about him.   NATURAL BORN KILLER BY: Dave Mattia Self-styled insane “Great Huntress” Melissa Bachman is probably the most hated person in the world at the current time. She deserves to be hated, and in a perfect world she will one day be mauled and eaten by a tiger or a grizzly or a wild boar. Hopefully her last words will be screams of terror as a big animal turns the

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Larry Caputo Jr in Gay Situation.

Larry Caputo Jr in Gay Situation. Larry Caputo Jr is the new talk of the town — and some of it is pretty darn naughty if you axe me. There’s already a sorta-kinda gay scandal hanging around TV’s newest heart-throb. In case you don’t know, Larry (Lawrence) Caputo Jr. is the hunky and handsome son of Theresa Caputo — you know — the Long Island Medium? The poor guy has only recently been thrust into the limelight, and already his

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