A website dedicated to human stupidity and dumbness



First off, let’s call a spade a spade. Here is the TWEET.   ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES HERE IS THE TWEET:   Nancy Sinatra is only famous because her father was Frank Sinatra.  She had no talent and no looks.   She is now an old and horrifying asshole who says stupid and uninformed shit on Twitter because she’s basically an idiot who grew up in the booze-soaked bubble of the over-hyped and shit-wipe world of

Read more


Zsa Zsa Gabor’s corpse is not even cold yet, but her high camp moment of slapping a Beverly Hills cop  has been topped by two frumpy, New-Yawk-Values-Lawyuhs – husband and husband — — who seemed to have gone off on a bitchy rage on a JetBlue flight bound for Florida. BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka Trump? [Damien LeGallienne, Brussels]  Seems husband and husband were butt hurt by the outcome of the Presidential election so they made a

Read more


Internet Explorer browser sucks ass!  It’s slow and as soon as you download another browser like Google Chrome or Mozilla, they slow down their service even more.  I have a business where I am forced to use Internet Explorer for certain things and every giddam minute they put up a little banner at the bottom that says “ADD ONS ON SLOWING DOWN YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER.” So what are add-ons?  Well, when you click on that annoying banner that makes your brand new

Read more

Tiger Woods Announces Retirement

UPDATE:  HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ANNOUNCE THIS BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE HE CHANGED HIS MIND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON Tiger Woods has announced that he is going to retire from professional golf as of 11am today.  Woods cites the fact that he has far too many serious health problems to continue.  He has had problems with his legs and he readily admits that he should not have played in May because of serious health issues involving his knee and

Read more

Minnesota Shut Down — Couldn’t Have Happened to a Dumber State.

From AP – State parks in Minnesota were barricaded, and campers, Boy Scout troops and everyone else were sent on their way.  No holiday for you! Heading into a holiday weekend in a state that savors its summers outdoors, licenses for fishing, hunting, trapping, boats and ATVs were unavailable for purchase. And all around the State Capitol — the place where all the troubles began — the streets were eerily empty and official buildings locked, plastered with hand-taped signs that

Read more

Diana Ross on Oprah! Looks great for 80 years old.

Accompanied by her nurses who helped her with a walker and portable oxygen, a very old but slick Diana Ross appeared on Oprah and was filmed through very foggy lenses.  She peed her dress once and shit her diaper but overall the whole thing came off well for the diva who is moving in on the territory of worlds oldest diva.  While she pooped her diaper she sang, “Poops coming out!  I want the world to know, gonna let it show!”

Read more

Earthquake in New Zealand — worse than previously thought.

 Office workers trapped under their collapsed buildings sent messages to the outside as rescuers with dogs scrambled to save them and dozens of others following a powerful earthquake that killed at least 65 in one of New Zealand’s largest cities. At least 100 people were reportedly missing and believed buried. Search teams assisted by floodlights and earth movers worked through dawn Wednesday, trying to dig through crumbled concrete, twisted metal and huge mounds of brick. Medical workers brought the injured

Read more

“Melissa and Joey” Reviewed — this is hilarious!

Copyright 2010 TheDamienZone.com — please do not watch this if you are a fan of Joey Lawrence.

Read more
Page 1 of 612345...Last »