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EMORY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS URGED TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING

Students attending Emory University who are experiencing symptoms of PTSD after having seen chalk renderings of the name “DONALD TRUMP” written on sidewalks or cement stairs can now get mental health counseling from psychiatric specialists who have been brought in by university administrators. These mental health experts assure the students who have been damaged or frightened by these chalk images that they will not be exposed to chalk or writing with chalk.  Also,  they will not be asked to read any

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HORSE MEAT IN YOUR HAMBURGER IS NOT TRUE. Read and Learn.

DISCLAIMER:  The Damien Zone is AGAINST eating horses or killing horses for meat.  We accept, however, that some people do.  We cannot change that, but we can inform the rest of the people that this horse meat scare in not true and that – as sad as it may sound – having slaughterhouses for horses might not be as horrible as most people think. Recently, this article has appeared on the NEWS TARGET website.   News Target is an even more  moronic version of

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A Yale Diploma is Now Worthless – CEO’s Don’t Want Yale Graduates.

“You see students protesting about something, but the vast majority of them have no idea what they’re protesting.  They don’t understand the meaning of free speech.  They’re babies who climbed out of a high chair and are throwing their spaghetti at the wall.   “Somebody told them about a letter from someone named Christakis and they start hooting and hollering like drunk hullbillies.  The truth is that even the dumbest hillbillies have more sense than these stupid brats who want nothing more

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The Secret Gay Life of U.S. President James Buchanan.

James Buchanan was the 15th President of the USA and he served in office from 1857 until 1861 when he was succeeded by Abraham Lincoln. Buchanan was a bachelor for life, and while living in the White House, his niece was appointed as Official Hostess. Officially, President Buchanan’s fiancee, Ann Coleman,died from grief back in 1819 when James spent more time working at his law firm than courting his devoted — but delicate — betrothed.  Ann’s death was Buchanan’s handy excuse

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Antoine Dodson No Longer Gay but LGBT Community Doesn’t Know It.

Why is this Antoine Dodson Facebook page suddenly so popular? In light of the recent life changes announced by Antoine — a guy with quirky talent who got lucky when somebody broke into his apartment in the projects — you would think people — especially gay people — would be more discerning about the people they “share” on Facebook — but they are not discerning. They’re morons just like their heterosexual counterparts who live only to “share” without concern or forethought.  That

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Pope Francis Excommunication Thing is Stupid.

Pope Francis, the new Pope who is beloved by the Simpletons of Facebook, has now cranked up the volume of dumbness and put the Facebook morons into blissfully idiotic overdrive. You see them on your Facebook page, right?   The people who say things like, “I’m really digging this new Pope,” and “This Pope makes me want to go back to church.” Yes, the Argentinian pop-culture Pope is getting really popular.  Trouble is — he is a phony and he’s kind of dopey and

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Bengt Holst is Mentally Sick? Sanity of Copenhagen Zoo Director In Question.

Bengt Holst is Mentally Sick? Sanity of Copenhagen Zoo Director In Question. A team of forensic psychologists are planning to assemble in The Netherlands. Their goal? To have Bengt Holst, the director of the Copenhagen zoo, declared legally insane or have him brought  up on animal cruelty charges or to have him declared incompetent and unable to work at anything but menial jobs. Local law enforcement agents are considering having Holst brought forward for a competency hearing and they too are

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E Harmony Granddaughter is Pro Gay Marriage

E Harmony’s Dr. Neil Clark Warren may be a bigoted guy who is opposed to gay marriage, but his grandaughter Caroline — the one with the speech impediment who appears in his commercials sporting blond pigtails — does not agree with her grandfather’s stand on gay issues. Caroline has been to many speech therapists and a cure has not been found, yet when it comes to modern social issues, the little actress speaks a lot more clearly than her stuffy

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