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YOUR DINNER PARTY ENDS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO FART AND POOP

YOUR DINNER PARTY ENDS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO FART AND POOP. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   So, you’re having a Hawaiian-themed dinner party, and you’ve invited about twenty-five of your friends, family, neighbors and/or acquaintances.   You’ve got wine, beer, booze and food, food, FOOD! You’ve set it all up nicely on a few tables.  The wine you chose -Yellow Tail of course – is displayed with colorful plastic cups

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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has A Gorilla-Son Who Is Truly An Anomaly.

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has A Gorilla-Son Who Is Truly An Anomaly. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   Former Fox News chick, Kimberly Guilfoyle, has announce publicly that she has a son no one knows about, but now she feels that she has kept the secret for too long.   Her son, a semi-marginally talented rap singer and politically sophomoric chatterbox, has been living under a fake name because he is the product

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IS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME FATAL? Doctors say, MAYBE.

IS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME FATAL? Doctors say, MAYBE. by: David D. Mattia  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   (Vienna, Austria) Have you taken a good look at some of the vehemently liberal, anti-Trump celebrities lately?  Do you see how much they’ve aged since Donald Trump was elected President?   The Damien Zone has taken note of what research physicians  in Vienna and Boston are now calling TRUMP AGING SYNDROME  or T.A.S.   It’s been only a

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Swiss Doctors: “Ron Perlman is a cave man” ???

Swiss Doctors: “Ron Perlman is a cave man” ??? Hollywood actor Ron Perlman – a man who holds the World Record for largest head and face in the history of Grade C motion pictures and television – has refused requests from doctors in Switzerland who asked to examine the structures of his facial bones and ligaments. Doctors at the Bern Institute for Cryptozoic  Studies, are trying to prove that Perlman, and other pitiful creatures like him,  is either a genetic

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The TOP 5 SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT !!

  THE TOP FIVE SECRETS MACAULAY CULKIN DOESN’T TALK ABOUT. by: Damien  <— click on my name — READ ABOUT ME — I need the exposure .   It’s that time of year again, folks.  The Christmas Holiday is upon us, and every maudlin sap on earth is getting ready to hunker down in front of their TV to watch MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET – which I cannot watch since Natalie Wood got drownded. (I know the word is drowned, but I

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Senator Richard Blumenthal Ready to Quit the Senate for Voice Over Work.

Senator Richard Blumenthal, the Democratic Senator from Connecticut, has announced that he will quit before his term is up in order to pursue a career in acting and broadcasting.  Blumenthal’s actions come as quite a shock to many. especially since he’s been working  so hard at disrupting the Judge Kavanaugh Supreme Court Induction Hearings. Some on  the Left and Right have accused Blumenthal of spitting in the face of justice, but the sadly lucrative truth is that Blumenthal will spit

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If Aliens Come To Earth They Won’t – And Why It’s Stupid To Believe in “Aliens”

Film and Horse Racing Writer —-> David D. Mattia  <——Explains Why Aliens Are Probably Not Really Aliens and Why It’s a Waste of Time to Think About Them. READ ABOUT THE AUTHOR HERE — David D. Mattia  (January 17, 2017) I watched a video on YouTube about what will happen to the earth if and when aliens arrive on earth — and it was stupid.   The video refers to “THEM” as THEY and to “US” as WE — and it was dumb

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Kathy Griffin Does Not Understand What Holding Up A Severed Head Represents.

Kathy Griffin Does Not Understand What Holding Up A Severed Head Represents. “KATHY HAD TO TO DO THIS.  SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY EDGY OR DANGEROUS BECAUSE HER CAREER HAS DONE A HUGE NOSEDIVE OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS AND SHE LOOKS FUCKING AWFUL.  LET’S JUST BE HONEST ABOUT IT.  SHE LOOKS REALLY OLD…LIKE A CORPSE.  IT’S PATHETIC.  SHE IS A VERY UNHAPPY PERSON.”  [Marvin Greenberg –  Hollywood Insider] The recent photo of Kathy Griffin symbolically holding up the

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