A few years ago TheDamienZone.com did a story about avowed atheism and how it often ties in with mental illness.
In that story we quoted a few of the research scientists involved in the study. Many research physicians are calliing this a “Misfit Syndrome” and it describes the personality strangeness wherein many of the character flaws inherent to the average person who encourages and embraces atheism seem to be mutually shared.
Usually when a scientific study is the source of a news item on this blog, the story eventually gets shuffled to the bottom of the deck, but this time it’s different. The American face of the atheist who suffers from a Misfit Syndrome was thrust into the faces of the American public when CNN mainstay Wolf Blitzer had the great fortune to accidentally discover one of these misfits in the middle of Red State USA and the rubble of a great twister.
While digging through the rubble of the deadly Oklahoma tornado in search of a story, Blizer stumbled upon a woman named Rebecca Moore who was carrying her infant son.
Rebecca, the epitome of what the scientists describes in their study about the face of atheism, refuted Blitzer’s questions where he implied that she must be thanking god for her good fortune to have survived with her baby, but Rebecca, acting very much the part of the misfit, said, “actually I am an atheist” and left Blitzer a bit dumbfounded.
“Blitzer probably didn’t realize that out there in the world of trailer parks and guns and monster truck shows, there are still people who have the Misfit Syndrome. Perhaps he was condescending to assume that all people in rural Oklahoma were god fearing Christians, or perhaps he, as a Jewish man of faith, was awed by the devastation and was genuinely touched in his soul to see the young mother and her baby standing before him – safe and sound amidst the rubble of death and destruction. Whichever the case, the woman was a misfit of the highest order, and to proudly state that she was an atheist in a situation like the one in which she was found, is all the evidence one needs to understand that what that old study tried to prove — The avowed atheist is often a misguided and godless misfit.” [Millicent Carlisle PhD]
Was Rebecca Moore right to say what she said? She carries the genetic characteristics of someone burdened with the Misfit Syndrome but did she have a right to say what she said, or are there times when something so controversial be kept to one’s self?
We asked Social Scientist and author of the book, “How to Keep Your Tact and Manners in a Godless Society” Dr. Millicent Carlisle, her opinion on this issue.
“I think that the woman in question showed a kind of infantile or childlike lack of social skills and we shouldn’t look any deeper into it,” said Carlisle.
“Obviously this is a situation where you have variables in the equation here that are gone with the wind, so to speak. I don’t know what she should have said to Blitzer but had she had the time to prepare, or had she read my book, she would have known to say, “Let’s just say that I am thankful.” If she put a smile and an emphasis on the word ‘thankful’ she may have gotten out her message and still not said something that seems to have caused an uproar of sorts. The same applied to Wolf Blitzer who should have not assumed this woman was a believer of any stripe. Naturally a lot of reporters tend to become maudlin in a situation like this, but he was caught off guard. He was in the moment as they say, and he offered his maudlin sentiment to someone who would not or could not buy it.
“I think the old advice that many of us have heard from ages is always true. It is indeed always best not to speak about politic or religion in certain situations. You can add the devastation of the tornado as one of those places. On the whole, however, I would say that Ms. Moore was more socially inept than she was militant but you find that a lot with liberals and especially liberal atheists. Imagine how much that woman must hate her life living in a hick town like that and having to live with people who believe in god and guns? Whatever the case, she should have not admitted to her atheism — it was poor manners on her part but it was also poor judgment by Blitzer, but it shows that he still has a heart no matter how urbane he might think he is after all these years as the face of CNN. ”
Damien LeGallienne reporting for TheDamienZone.com.
“These HATE WORDS are meaningless and in no way are they a real indicator of hate. This hatred map thing is so stupid that it boggles the mind. It’s so stupid that it has become the dreaded Facebook “share” and there is nothing more incredibly stupid than a Facebook share. Once you become a Facebook share it means you’ve lost all credibility and the only way you can get any attention outside the world of Academics is to try to get “likes” on Facebook. That’s pretty sad.” [Damien LeGallienne, editor of TheDamienZone.com].
There’s this thing floating around the moronic pages of Facebook. It’s a specialized map of the USA that allegedly shows the amount of hate speech that generates from different areas of the USA via Twitter. The trouble is that this is a huge crock of dog end, and since it’s a stupid and meaningless and silly and self-serving bowl of stupidity, every idiot on the planet is “sharing” it on Facebook. It’s what I like to call a “virtual hoax” because it’s not a hoax per se, but in reality it’s the worst kind of hoax. Let me explain.
Supposedly, this “map of American hatred” was part of a larger (and probably just as stupid) project by somebody named Dr. Monica Stephens of Humboldt State University — a kind of hippy dippy school way up there at the top of California where the “very average” students are all in tune with nature and filled with the wisdom of the owl and the mighty wolf. Do you get the picture?
According to RateMyProfessors.com, where a rating of 1 is terrible and a rating of 5 is great, The average professor at Humboldt has a rating of 3.9. Dr. Monica Stephens’ rating, however, is ZERO point ZERO. She doesn’t even have a vote — in other words, students don’t care about her, or like her, or even hate her enough to cast a vote. Of course, as soon as this article is released the students will climb down out of the redwood trees and stop counting owl eggs long enough to give her a perfect score.
So anyway, the unloved and currently unrated Dr. Monica Stephens is doing this GEOGRAPHY OF HATE map thing as part of her class on Advanced Cartography. In other words, if you know how to read between the county lines, Dr. Stephens wants to make maps that will prove that middle Americans and Christians are evil, racist and homophobic, and she’s dragged in three hapless foot soldiers to do her dirty work. I won’t give out the names of the undergrads she is trying to indoctrinate into this policy of inventing hatred because they’re just kids and maybe one day they’ll go to a real school and get the heck out of that campground that masquerades as a University,
Okay, why did I just call it “invented hatred” and what’s the deal with that?
The Facebook “share” that is going around (the Hate Map of the USA) claims that the students — the aforementioned foot soldiers who are unwittingly taking Dr. Stepehens’ course in HOW TO BECOME A MISFIT — sampled (they say) 150,000 tweets from various Twitter accounts. How they came upon these tweets is kind of shady but that’s another story, but sharing in the blame for all of this dumbness is the University of Kentucky and its DOLLY project — whatever that means.
From these tweets, the Future Misfits Club of Humboldt University — I mean the students of Dr. Stephens — went through a bunch of words that they call “hate words” and these hate words were measured by their frequency of usage in tweets across America. It doesn’t make sense — and let me tell you why.
These are the hate words they used – The N word in its real form and various forms, bitch, fag ( and all variants) homo ( all variants) queer, dyke, darky, gook, gringo, honky, injun or Indian, monkey, towel head, wigger, wetback, cripple, cracker, honkey, fairy, fudge packer, tranny.
Okay so there’s the list of words they looked for and they say they counted how many times these words were used in a derogatory way. Okay, so already this is unscientific and stupid and subjective and dumb. This map of hate is a hoax but the trouble is that it doesn’t know it’s a hoax. It seems to be based in real science — but it’s not, you stupid monkey. Ooops, I just used hate speech. Perhaps if I were a wise old Indian (more hate speech) I would have known better than to believe this dumb map. But you understand because, “you my n***a” right, bi*ch? <— Are you catching on to what I’m getting at yet?
Here is the thing. Young people of all races and religions use the hate words all the time on Twitter. They call each other the N-word and all the other words on the list and they mean NOTHING. Dr. Stephens might know how to teach Stupidity 101 really well, but she herself should take a few courses in the evolution of language or language usage. What is being translated as hate speech in this sickening study is really just modern day teen speak and the lexicon of Twitter and texting. It has nothing to do with the opinions of any vox populi — it’s an illusion of hatred. Do you understand that? It is an ILLUSION.
These HATE WORDS are meaningless and in no way are a real indicator of hate. This hatred map thing is so stupid that it boggles the mind. It’s so stupid that it has become a Facebook share, and there is nothing more incredibly stupid than a Facebook share. Once you become a Facebook “share” it means you’ve lost all credibility and the only way you can get any attention outside the world of Academics is to try to get “likes” on Facebook. That’s pretty sad.
So anyway, they looked at where these words originated with more frequency on Twitter and they created this map — and it makes no sense. It’s not real — it means NOTHING.
NOTE TO DR. MONICA STEPHENS – Kindly note that drawing maps of invented concepts and making a map of American hatred is mentally sick and unhealthy and just plain stupid. Also, incidents where celebrities and left wingers and right wingers in the past have wished AIDS on people and or DEATH on each other via Twitter are not included in your map because the area in and around Los Angeles is a cheerful and happy sky blue.
Naturally it’s impossible to see the right wing hatred on your map because the map is carefully invented to make it look like all Red State people (the misconception of Republicanism) are hate speakers. Pretty craft, eh?
Yeah, so ALL Conservatives lurk in that red haze of hate you’ve invented, but Hollywood and left coast liberals are looking up a at clear blue sky. But—uh—they use hate speech all day long, but it’s the hate speech of grown up idiots — not the casual texting language of dopey teenagers. How stupid can you be? You are really dumb – seriously.
Hate speech is when someone says, they want to kill or injure or exterminate someone because of their color or religion or ethnicity or sexual orientation. It is not the lexicon of a clueless twittering teen population. This map might work as a map of the emergence of a new kind of electronic language usage, but it says nothing about hatred. YOU CAN’T MEASURE HATRED! CATCH ON?
If you have the title of “Doctor” in front of your name, shouldn’t you be aware of the flaws in this silly project? Don’t you have a duty to teach your students the difference between cartography and propaganda and your own personal frustrations and hatreds? If I were President of Humboldt, I would fire you so fast that you’d have to dig up your map that shows people the places where colleges are more tolerant of stupid professors. Maybe they’ll hire you — or perhaps you are right where you belong. I’m sorry for your students if that’s the case.
From the desk of Damien LeGallienne.
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Prince Harry is winding up his visit to the USA, and he’s taking with him some fond memories of time well spent with New Jersey’s large Governor Chris Christie.
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Harry stood on an island of dredged sand and said sadly, “This used to be a house?”
Naturally there were some left wing misfits who made stupid comments like, “Yeah, he was shocked that a house could have stood on less than 10 acres.” But that’s what stupid people like to say simply because they do not appreciate the fact that Harry’s presence on the storm-tossed beaches of New Jersey will draw more attention to the tragedy.
Misfits aside, While screaming young local girls and gay men who car-pooled in from Ocean Grove snapped photos and giggled, Harry played a ring-toss game on the Seaside Boardwalk where he won a stuffed animal for an admiring little girl named Amber-Autumn Carrigliolola. The child’s mother was mesmerized.
“It was like a dream. My daughter was so happy to see Prince Harry and when he gave her that stuffed doll, my father — her grandfather — nearly shit his pants because he is a big fan of the Royal Family. To be honest, my father almost shits his pants every day, but this was an especially close call.” [Maryann Carrigliolola, Point Pleasant, New Jersey, USA]
Later, Harry sat at a pizzeria with Governor Chris Christie where the wto enjoyed a sumptuous lunch while sitting by the sea. Harry ate a pepperoni calzone and Governor Christie adjusted his stomach machine to accomodate two slices of pizza and an order of mussels marinara.
“The governor threw up a little bit of his mussels because his stomach can’t hold as much food as it used to since he had the sugery, but a lot of customers throw up my mussels marinara. I don’t think Prince Harry even noticed. I think it’s my sauce that makes people puke. I used to make the tomato sauce at Don’s 21 in Newark and we made a huge vat of sauce on Monday and we kept using it for weeks and weeks.” [Luca Gargiocavallo, Owner/Chef at Luca's Casa Italiano Nook.]
Prince Harry really like his calzone and he quickly texted his grandmother who had a calzone cooker shipped to her home in Scotland. Prince Harry plans to pack on a few pounds and is even thinking about investing in a string of calzone themed restaurants throughout the UK.
By: Damien Le Gallienne.
Prince Harry’s visit to the USA has been a very successful one thus far, and the Yanks seem to be quite smitten with the handsome and dashing young prince. Perhaps the visit to the USA is indeed a way to revamp Harry’s bad boy reputation in the USA and back home in Britain. The Las Vegas thing had tongues wagging, but Harry has proven — and quite sincerely — that he is a true gentleman and all the folks in the USA really like him — or do they?
Sadly, Prince Harry has a few enemies — the American far left wingers. They hate him and everything he stands for. Why? I know why, and even though it would take me a week to tell you why, I have assembled eight rather meandering conceptualizations that I think sum up at least part of why Harry is hated by the left.
Here are the top 8 reasons why the far left Americans ( misfits) hate Prince Harry.
1) He is very handsome. There is nothing that annoys the American left more than a handsome prince. The face of the far left in the USA is an ugly face — a self-loathing face that is often pulled and lifted and frozen by Botox. They’ve even had their own kids lifted and lipo-sucked and tucked . Naturally these are the Hollywood types (America’s ersatz royalty) and it irks the shit out of them that some people are actually handsome and elegant without even trying. As far as left wing women go, they’re usually lesbians or asexual and damaged anyway so of course they‘re going to shun or mock Harry. Basically, they’re just so messed up that every relationship they’ve ever had with a man has failed because of that old self-loathing stuff. Of course these old hags are going to hate a handsome prince. They’ve never had one of their own — and they never will. The left wing homosexuals hate Prince Harry (sort of) because they have to do everything in their power to quell their lust and giggly giddiness. Instead they have to howl about how Harry is just another example of the oppressive and wealthy white European American male elite. They have to pretend that they don’t want to ravage Prince Harry with unthinkable acts — and do you know how hard that is for a left wing gay American? It’s like telling them not to hook up on Grindr for a week.
2) Harry is not a MISFIT. He is the total opposite of a misfit. He is a normal person who has been born into a world of wealth and fame — and he’s very attractive and “normal.” The far left American is usually a misfit — homely, unhappy, dirty, hypnotized by trends and hipster stupidity like the “occupy” thing. Harry doesn’t fit into any of that. He doesn’t get involved in anything stupid or questionable, and even though he is rich and famous, he isn’t all messed up and creepy. He’s a soldier and a budding statesman. He represents all that is good in the world. The left fears Harry because he might be the face of the future of the world — and that would kill them.
3) He is actually a soldier who worked hard to get his credentials as a pilot and he loves his country and his military comrades. Far left Americans don’t work hard at anything unless it’s something weird or dopey — and they hate their country. They hate the USA and they hate themselves enough to embrace people like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez and whatever other crackpot they pretend to love simply because misfits love other misfits. Harry doesn’t do stupid shit like that because he doesn’t hate himself. He has a solid self-image. You don’t have to be a rich kid to be a solid citizen. Laziness is the rule for the American left. Laziness and lack of accountability are the golden rules of the far left. They are misfits — you really don’t have to did any deeper than that. The word is MISFIT — it’s the best word ever invented.
4) The American left hates any sign of European male presence in anything unless that male in question is a communist or some kind of social misfit. Harry is not a communits and he is the antithesis of a social misfit. To an American far left winger — and you don’t have to go too far left — Prince Harry represents the white man’s oppression of the poor and sick throughout the world. The trouble here is that Harry uses his position to help those people. The weirdoes in the USA lend a helping hand to Haitians and other third world people, but they bore quickly when the cameras stop clicking. Harry has to to this for the rest of his life — and he seems to really want to do it. The American left doesn’t seem to want to do anything, and when they find something they want to do, they quickly get bored because it’s no longer a hip cause or whatever.
5) Harry is elite. There’s nothing the left hates more than the elite in spite of the fact they spend half their lives trying to be elite. Usually they get tired of trying and they eventually end up as old and dirty-ish and weird and fake and useless semi-hippies. Harry can’t help that he’s elite. He was born into it. A lot of people in the American left are born into fabulous wealth but they have no class or dignity and for that reason they shun Prince Harry. They’re losers in every way. Look at the dimwits that these Hollywood fuktards churn out. Here’s the thing, A lot of the extreme left loves money and fame, but they hate the fact that they don’t have the mindset and carriage to go along with that money and fame. They always screw it up with stupid and sickening causes or campaigns. They don’t know how to “work” and how to be sincere. It’s not bred into them. Hey, 90% of them are actors who live in a dream world where aborted babies are used as hood ornaments on a Rolls Royce that runs on restaurant grease — but only the very best restaurants.
6) Harry actually wants to help wounded veterans. He doesn’t just talk about it and make it a pet cause so he can get fans to like his Twitter page. Yeah, I know that a lot of Hollywood people help the wounded warriors, but there is an undercurrent of disdain for the soldier that many of them can’t shed. They like to say that they support soldiers and the military — but they don’t. “I support the troops” is a euphemism for “I actually hate soldiers.” Take a look at people like Jane Fonda. She is a thoroughly useless and disgusting person in every way a human being can be worthless and disgusting. She doesn’t give a shit about anybody but herself. thankfully she is old and finished. Harry, on the other hand, is the opposite of people like Jane Fonda or Sean Penn or Matt Damon — or even that old queen George Clooney. He doesn’t walk around Monte Carlo thinking he is somebody — Monte carlo walks around him.
7) The left wing media can’t get Prince Harry to say anything to help them with their insincere and childish left wing causes. Recently, bald-headed and sickening Matt Lauer pretty much stacked the deck in an interview with Elton John. He tried as hard as he could to get Sir Elton to mock George W. Bush but he couldn’t do it. It was obvious that Elton John liked George W. Bush and he even said that he “had a soft spot in his heart for him.” This must have made Matt Lauer want to curl up and die, so he somehow got Elton John to say that he was “glad that he was no longer in power.” That made Matt Lauer — a failed hair transplant New York chump — very happy, — but Matt’s too stupid to realize that Sir Elton one-upped him and actually meant that he was happy for George W. Bush that he is no longer in power. Matt Lauer hates George W. Bush because Matt Lauer only reads questions that are written for him by people with an agenda and he has never had an original thought or opinion in his life. He has no mind of his own. He is a zombie. Couple this all with the fact that Elton John and Prince Harry are pals, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for hatred of Harry.
8) Prince Harry proves the fact that the average American middle of the road or conservative person is the real strength of the USA, and that the left wing misfits in the USA are the shining examples of what can go wrong with a culture. Harry would have done well in the 1940s but the average American left wing misfit would not have done very well. They wouldn’t have survived because fighting the enemy is something they can’t and will not do. They’d rather watch crooked-mouthed Rachel Maddow recite her insane diatribes and make snide comments because they think they’re not only too hip for the room — they’re too hip for the world. Like I said — MISFITS.
So Prince Harry is having a great tour of the USA and he isn’t paying any attention to Hollywood and its extreme stupidity. This is not an accident. His itinerary was planned to be what it is, and as much as the left hates Harry, they would still want to have him on the Daily Show or something — but he is not buying their shtick — he has too much class. They wouldn’t talk to Harry about his noble duty and his noble causes anyway. They’d ask him crude and low-rent questions about his romp in Las Vegas. You know the type. I don’t have to spell it out.
Do you know Michael Musto? Perhaps you’ve seen his creepy fat-yet-sunken face on TV or anywhere else where ladies talk about fashion? Maybe you’ve read his uninteresting column in the Village Voice — it’s right next to the all-male chat line phone numbers advertisements.
Perhaps you follow him on Twitter because you need to mindlessly pass the time reading the opinions of this looks-fat-but-is-really-shriveled fuktard who will only wear Snooki flip flops on his feet because there is either something wrong with them or he is insane.
Even in the dead of winter — rain – snow – sleet or hail — Michael Musto will only wear rubber flip flops, but when the weather is yukky he covers the flip flops with plastic bags that are secured around his ankles with electrical tape. That’s normal, right? I mean, if you’re going to be so creepy to look at, why not at least put on a pair of nice shoes? Maybe it will draw attention away from your HUGE-but-shrunken-HEAD! Yes, Michael Musto, you need to make fun of Chris Christie.
Hey, Michael Musto, you used to be a fat tub of lard but you dieted yourself into nothingness. In spite of all your dieting and gym classes you still look fat. Your head and your face are perpetually fat. It’s hopeless. You didn’t lose weight and get better looking. You lost weight and got sickly and weird looking. You have one of those lumpy bodies that will not muscle up no matter how hard you work out. Your waistline is jelly, and its girth is either 28 or 46 depending on how much your tighten your belt because you’re just squeezing your own mushy and shapeless self.
Okay, so you folks either know or don’t know Michael Musto. Even if you know him, kindly note that he will not make eye-contact with you when you speak to him. He continually stares at the ground like a little weirdo, yet he somehow manages to look directly into the camera when he’s on the air for some girly thing.
Anyway, Musto’s latest column is one where he mocks New Jersey Governor Chris Christie for having a form of gastric (lap-band) bypass operation to help him lose weight.
Why does Michael Musto poke fun at the Governor’s weight problem? Isn’t that mean? Isn’t that intolerant? No it’s not because Chris Christie is not gay. He is not a minority. He is not a bullied teen. He is not a Democrat, and he is not a shrunken-faced gossip columnist. It’s okay to make fun of him.
Anyway, Michael Musto is an asshole and he would never have written this stupid piece if Chris Christie were a Democrat or a gay man.
Go buy some shoes, you brillo-headed, shrunken fat faced moron Michael Musto. You shoeless fuktard! Maybe if you were good looking when you were young, you wouldn’t be so bitter. You’re a horror show now — imagine what you must have looked like when you were twenty-one — and your feet — YOUR FEET! UGH!
Dan Savage — who is Dan Savage? Well, if I wanted to sound like Dan Savage, I would say that Dan Savage is a bitter and cringe-worthy queen who is married to an unfortunate guy named Terry.
If I wanted to sound even more like Dan Savage, I would say that Dan Savage is a nasty bitchy queen who has made a career with his anti-bullying messages for teens and other bullied people. He’s a nasty little Nancy who has become — and probably always was — one of the people he proclaims to hate — BULLIES!
Recently Dan Savage went over the cliff of Bitchy-Queen Land by sorta kinda wishing oral cancer on Sarah Palin.
Before I get into that, let me tell you the psychology behind all of this Dan Savage bullshit. Dan Savage is a raging anti-bullying creature who hates bullies because he was probably bullied a lot when he was a kid. Okay, that’s totally understandable, but where Dan Savage goes wrong is patently clear to anyone with a brain.
You see, Dan Savage was not bullied in school because he was gay. Oh no no no no! He was bullied because he is a f***ing jerk-off and a whining, nasty, bitchy, and annoying little a-hole.
He’s got it all wrong — and he’s devoted so much of his life and time to this. What a waste. Yes, it’s true, Dan Savage has dedicated a lot of self-serving time to “protecting” gay kids from bullies, when in fact he should have been protecting whining, nasty, bitchy, and annoying little a-hole jerk offs from bullies. How did anybody miss that? Geez!
So anyway, Dan Savage, being the bitter queen who has become what he hates — and that’s what eventually happens to all people like Dan — is now reasoning that tabacco-chewing Sarah Palin is an upside to the threat of oral cancer. In other words, he wished camcer on Sarah Palin. That’s really charming.
He wrote in his blog queeny blog – “Woke up to Sarah Palin’s voice. She’s taken up chewing tobacco now cuz LIBRULS or Bloomberg or something. Now seeing upside of oral cancers….So, yeah, I “bullied” Sarah Palin. Yup. That’s what I did.”
Is this guy a major C WORD or what? I thought Ron Reagan ( the ugly kid, not the President) was a whining little queeny bitch, but this Dan Savage — wow — he takes the prize.
Dan has bullied students for whom he was called upon to lecture about bullying. But, being the bitchy queen that I assume he is, Dan Savage told the gay students “to ignore the bullshit in the bible about gay people” and then when some students walked out of the lecture, he called their protest a “pansy-assed move.” Wow, he just keeps getting more and more charming, eh?
In an interview with Bill Maher, Dan Savage said, “I wish all Republicans were fucking dead.” He later tried to take that back with some dopey story about his own father being a Republican, but it was too late. His inner bitchy and queenie-queen-queen had already bared her claws.
If you want to dip deeper into this, maybe Dan Savage hates his father. Maybe that’s why he has grown up to be a one-note samba beyotch. Who knows? Maybe all of his anger is aimed at his father. Poor father. He must want to jump off a bridge. Yeah, even straight old people jump off of bridges, Dan.
The funny thing about bullies is that some people bring out the bully in other people. For no apparent reason Dan Savage has implied that cancer is a good thing as far as Sarah Palin goes, but by doing that he has created more bullies against himself. Why would he do this? The answer is obvious.
Dan Savage is mentally sick in my opinion and I also believe that he enjoys being bullied and he fantasizes about the bullies in his past. He can’t rid himself of the memory of the hot muscle jocks who bullied him because he was a bitchy, whining, annoying jerk-off– and he liked it. Is that a crazy opinion for me to have? I asked an expert.
“No it is not a crazy opinion. He could be a masochist who vents that aspect of his personality by intentionally bothering people or stirring up unpopular comments or commentary so as to attract negative attention to himself. You can say that he is looking to be bullied and that he perhaps enjoys being bullied. With that said, I do not think your opinion of Dan Savage’s mental situation to be meritless” [Raj Patel MD, Mumbai Institute for Psychiatric Study]
So, did I do a good job of sounding like Dan Savage or was I not queenie enough?
They liked silly and simple-minded inspirational stories because they had the mind of a child. Their knowledge of politics and war and violence and social injustice were severely limited, yet they had strong opinions about these subjects and they shared those opinions openly and vociferously.
They liked community action involving police and firemen, and they had police scanners running 24-hours per day. They liked childish stories about good triumphing over evil. They were simple people who were tolerated by friends, family and townspeople because it was the humane thing to do.
These were the acceptable village idiots who somehow came across as good solid citizens — something that their village idiot ancestors of old were unable to do. Somehow, the village idiot gene had changed. The profound idiocy evolved into a species of presentable person who could rise to the level of a functional, albeit weird individual, and he could “pass” in semi-polite society.
I speak as though these people have gone away or they‘ve become extinct, but they haven’t at all. As a matter of fact, the abundance of these mercifully-morphed village idiots is astounding.
Allow me to explain why I say this and to explain why the simple-minded are held in high esteem by nature simply because smart people need stupid people in order to survive. It’s a concept that has been overlooked by sociologists for centuries, but it exists, and with today’s modern technologies, the prevalence of the stupid over the intelligent is markedly out of proportion.
In the past there was always one village idiot. Of course there were many others but families hid them in attics or basements or in mental asylums where they belonged. In the 12th century, and up until the 19th century, it was the lucky village idiot who was allowed to roam free — free of intellect, knowledge, dentistry, personal hygiene or any hint of social dexterity. In more modern times the situation remained the same — but different.
In modern times — 1925-2008 — the moron or idiot or imbecile masqueraded as the persons I described in the very first paragraph — but then Facebook arrived.
Facebook has forever changed the way we as a society can view or understand or even realize the abundance of morons in our midst. Facebook unleashed the hidden village idiot gene for all to see. Centuries ago it was easy to spot the village idiot, but then it grew harder and harder. Now, with Facebook, it’s almost impossible. In fact, you might be a village idiot or a Facebook moron but you have no way of knowing because your Facebook friends might me just as moronic. All of their “likes” and “shares” may have convinced you that you are a highly functional human being with a keen intellect. But the odds are that you’re not. The odds are that you carry the genes of the ancient village idiot in your DNA, and social networking has given a voice to that silent spirit within you.
[Damien Le Gallienne for TheDamienZone. Copyright 2013]
1) You share or post to your page, a photo of a celebrity inscribed with a quotation attributed to the person depicted in the photo without checking to see if the quote was correct. The quotes can be inspirational, or politically divisive. It doesn’t matter. They are almost always wrong. The person in the photo never uttered the quote. Imagine a grimy village idiot in 16th century England yelling out biblical passages to shopkeepers.
2) You like a certain type of music so every now and then you post a YouTube link to a song you fancy. Nobody gives a shit and you look like an moron — because you are. This is made even worse if you get a few “likes“ or comments. Imagine a filthy village idiot from ages ago singing a silly tune while villagers laugh and throw pennies at him. Got the picture? That’s you, Facebook moron, that’s you!
3) You post an inspirational (fake) story/video about a (fake) person with a (fake) illness or a (fake) tragedy and you add the comment, “If this doesn’t make you cry, nothing will.” The thing that should have made you cry is the fact that you simply could not keep this to yourself. You’re like an ancient moron sharing a sad story (which is usually fake anyway) because he doesn’t have any stories of his own to tell.
4) You take a studio picture of yourself, your child, your mother and your grandmother with the notation, “Four generations of….” Indeed it’s four generations, but it’s four generations of village idiots; three of which are now Facebook morons — unless of course grandma is on Facebook too. That makes four. If you have five generations, the proof of retardation is greatly enhanced because it shows very young marriages or motherhood. Not good. This can also be a sign of white trash, or other strange cultural behavior.
5) You post stories from newspapers and magazine and you post your own commentary about the story. “This is proof that our country is going down the tubes.” This is made even worse owing to the fact that you used the words “down the tubes” — that is really dumb — seriously.
6) You answer a death announcement with the comment, “God needed another angel” or “Now they’re in a better place.” Yes, it’s nice to offer condolences, but there is a limit to the amount of angels god needs, and he doesn’t need morons to put “vacancy” sign on his kingdom.
7) You do not know the difference between the words “there” – “they’re” and “their” and neither do your friends. Yes, you can sometimes make a mistake, but the average Facebook moron makes this mistake all the time and it’s a sure sign of profound stupidity. In olden days, a village idiot could only say those words. Nobody knew if he was using the wrong one, and in that case, the village idiot of old had one up on you.
8) You post sad stories about the death of someone you hardly knew. “Recently my sister’s secretary’s daughter passed away.” Okay maybe you kinda-sorta knew this person, but what adds to the Facebook moron aspect overall is the unbelievably stupid Facebook friend who comments: “Very sorry for your loss.” Unless it’s the death of a personal friend or family member, there is no need for the falsely maudlin story. If it’s a person that you knew and many of your Facebook friends knew, then it’s perfectly acceptable. But posting about your neighbor’s niece from Shanghai is just plain dumb. But it’s okay. You’re a Facebook moron and that’s okay.
9) You post a sickening photo of a seriously sick infant or person in a hospital with the comment: “One like equals a $1.00 donation. One comment equals a $5.00 donation.” Since you are a Facbook moron, you have no way of knowing that these donations will never happen, but still you clutter the pages of others who do not want to see photos of babies with tumors and heart transplants. I know it’s hard to understand that, but it’s true.
10) You can’t STOP posting those Victorian era postcards with the crude remarks. Things like: “I would gladly help you with your homework honey, but I don’t give a rat’s ass about you.” Sometimes these postcards are funny and they apply to a recent situation to which some of your friends may be privy, but for the most part they are so 2010 — get over it.
Of course there are a hundred more Facebook habits that prove or suggest that you carry village idiot genes, but ain’t nobody got time for dat.” <—-if you recently posted that one, you might not be a village idiot or a Facebook moron, but you’re a year behind everyone else so you have to wonder about that.
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“Look, he’s only got a few years to live before he gets bald and hairy like all those weird people from wherever it is he’s from. When he’s 25 he’ll look like he’s 40 so who cares if he gets a lethal injection then? I mean, it takes a long time to put someone to death — might as well make him useful.” [Unidentified Spokesman for O.Q.U.A.T]
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev may very well be the most loathsome 19-year old little murderer on the face of the earth, but to an aging bunch of strange men, he is a hot commodity who should be released into their care so they can rehabilitate him on their big men-only chicken hawk ranch hidden high in the mountains.
As sick as it sounds, some crazy people with some crazy organization think that Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev is hot and they’re not about to let a bunch of big muscular black guys in prison have at him first.
“We think that Dzhokar is a cute twink with a bad boy streak a mile wide, and even though he’s a killer, we know that with some tender care and affection, he will be a great attraction as a pool boy in Palm Springs or one of our other hideaways in Corsica or Key West,” said a spokesman for the group, O.Q.U.A.T. – Old Queens Understanding Attractive Terrorists, a group of older men who have an insane penchant– [pronounced Pon-Shont'] — for hustlers and other assorted young male criminals. OQUAT has vacation spots all over the globe where they surround themselves with these prison types who have that hard-to-find bad boy reputation.
Their latest fixation is the Boston bomber and they vow to help him as much as they can before the Crips and the Bloods feast on him. Last month, representatives of OQUAT spent over $500,000 bailing young guys out of jail so they could work and possibly get rehabilitated at their various spas and vacation facilities, but this time they’re going too far — but it’s not the first time.
OQUAT was the victim of a scandal going back almost fifteen years ago when they referred to the sicko bomber Timothy McVeigh as a “Long Tall Drink of Water” and tried in a press relaese to get him released from jail on the technicality that “he would need to be loved and soothed by an older ‘Daddy’ in the months leading up to his execution.”
The spokesmen for OQUAT continued:
“Of course it kind of matters that Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev was responsible for heinous crimes but we think that he should be sequestered here within our organization.
“We here at OQUAT think he is precious and sexy and we can always use a young hottie to help us with out suntan lotion and other things. These cossacks or whatever he is, make good companions for us older daddy bears. It’s so hard to get a regular hustler to put sunblock on our fat, hairy, and mole-covered bodies, but these little numbers who are going to get life in jail or the hotseat are screwed no matter how you look at it, so why can’t we have a little fun? Besides, it’s only a matter of a few years before he is balding and hairy himself, but until that time we would like to have him around.”
Yes, there are some sick people in this world, and while Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev has those kind of Teen Beat good looks, he is a sick killer who ruined the lives of a lot of people forever. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if he had to work as a cocktail waiter or pool boy for OQUAT until he gets sentenced. Could there be a worse punishment than putting suntan lotion on fat old men and clipping the fungus from their gnarly toenails? It’s certainly worse than just sitting in a jail cell while waiting for your final sentencing, that’s for sure.
The governnment of the United Kingdom and the family of Margaret Thatcher will not invite Argentine President Cristina Fernandez to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral next week because they still feel, after over 30 years, that the Argentinians showed malice and disrespect towards the Prime Minister while she was alive.
It has been made plain and simple that the country that brought us Eva Peron and the Catholic Church’s newest Pope is not welcomed on any level.
Thatcher, 87, who died on Monday, led Great Britain at the time of the 1982 Falklands war; ordering her armed forces to repel an Argentine invasion of the contested South Atlantic archipelago.
One British Lord got verbally abusive about the whole affair when he made some unflattering remarks about Argentina’s President.
“Mrs Thatcher’s memory should not be tarnished by this silly woman (Cristina Fernandez)who presides over her entirely weird country while wearing garish makeup and a hair style more befitting a street hustler than a world leader,” said British Funeral Advocate, Sir Leigh Drappy.
While Drappy does not speak for the government or the Thatcher family, his outrageous accusations about the Argentinian President’s appearance drew gasps from a few British reporters. When Drappy was asked to quell his outburst, he insisted on getting in one last barb into the microphone of an Argetininian reporter.
“Argentinians invaded our land — our turf — and killed several of our soldiers and to have any Argentinian presence at the funeral, especially one who looks like a hooker with tacky porcelain veneers and cakes of black eye makeup, would be a gross miscarriage of protocol and taste.”
The Argentinian President was deeply hurt by Sir Leigh Drappy’s comments, but she admitted that she had no intentions of going to the memorial service anyway.
“President Fernandez will be enjoying a beauty and spa treatment in Buenos Aires, and she is not at all missing that woman or caring in the least about Mrs. Thatcher,” said a representative for the Argentine Council on Diplomacy and International Protocol.
To add insult to injury, on top of not being invited to the memorial service, the service itself will be themed so as to glorify Thatcher’s conquest over the Falkland Islands. In other words, the funeral itself will be Falkland themed. This whole thing has President Fernandez in a fury of bad temper and over the past several days she has been wearing more and more eye makeup and wearing dresses from the 1980s she bought at an antique store. It looks like President Cristina is a little more than annoyed that she will not be at the memorial service and that fact alone is making her act a little quirky.
“Let’s face the facts,” said Sir Leigh Drappy, “Cristina Fernandez would have had the eyes of the world on her if she were in attendance at Lady Thatcher’s memorial and funeral. When will a hot mess like her ever get a chance like that again? She is only recognized by Argentinians, but she has missed her moment to make headlines and that’s driving her to madness and makeup.”
TheDamienZone think that the British are behaving very badly and Sir Leigh Drappy owes President Christina Fernandez, a beautiful and gracious woman, a very big apology.
Philadelphia abortionist Kermit Gosnell and nine associates were charged on Tuesday with seven counts of murder involving babies. District Attorney Seth Williams was quoted by Reuters as suggesting that “hundreds of others likely died in the squalid clinic that Gosnell ran from 1979 to 2010″.
“My comprehension of the English language can’t adequately describe the barbaric nature of Dr. Gosnell,” Williams said at a news conference.
Dr. Kermit Gosnell is an abortion doctor who has two practices in and around Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA. Recently he has been on trial for seven counts of murder because it is alleged that Dr. Gosnell delivered live and viable late-term fetuses and then butchered them while they screamed for their lives on his “delivery room” table.
In plain terms, Gosnell is a murderer and a mentally sick and psychotic killer. His office is now believed to be a house of horrors much like a doll’s house version of what police found when they entered serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer’s house.
Some poeple who worked on staff for Kermit Gosnell MD are telling about how Gosnell often delivered (aborted) babies who were 7 or 8 months gestation and when the child screamed or cried, he would sever the spinal chord at the base of the skull to kill the struggling infant. Is that a way for a human life to end after only seconds of existance? Is this the way a sane physician performs medicine?
What is the credo of all doctors — what is the oath? “DO NO HARM” — Gosnell was probably absent from medical school classes the day they taught that — and again, he is mentally sick, He is a mass murderer, but he is killing human beings that nobody seems to care about in the mainstream American press. There is essentially a news blackout in the USA because the left wing media is afraid to touch this story, and when “The Nation” — a left wing newsppaer — did a piece on it, they blamed Gosnell’s murders on a right wing conspiracy. I know that sounds insane, but that’s the sickness of the American left.
Now, here is the truly sick part of this already blood-soaked and macabre story. The American press, because most of them are left-wing, godless miscreants and phonies and hypocrites, are not even reporting this gruesome story. The mega-manly simpleton over at MSNBC, the snide and smug Ivy League butch lesbian named Rachel Maddow, who wretches out of one side of her face, has not touched this story. Maddow, who suffers from a facial disease called Dystrophic Bell’s Atrophy, has been mum on this issue. While Gosnell’s trial moves on, Maddow was busy trashing Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.
Naturally, Fox News, the highest rated but most maligned news organization in the USA, and the only source of essential truth in American news, is reporting heavily on this, but the rest of the networks seem to ignore it because they are as mentally sick as Dr. Gosnell.
How can I call them “mentally sick” simply because they don’t report on it? That’s easy. I am talking about Hollywood types who rally against eating meat and using mice to do medical research but don’t flinch at the thought of what Dr. Gosnell and his staff did to these screaming babies.
Many Hollywood people are afraid to say anything and moreover, most of them are disconnected, uneducated and politically moronic celebrities who live in bubbles of other people’s blood and suffering — oblivious to their own stupidity. They spend more time helping homeless dogs and cats than they would ever spend helping a human being. They are content with people like Kermit Gosnell doing what he does because they’re mnetally sick people. There is no outrage in Hollywood or in the American media, and were it not for Fox News and the services of conservative (truthful) bloggers, nobody in the USA would even know this was happening.
Where is Rosie? Where is that no-talent Ellen Barkin? Where is Cher? Where is Bill Maher? Sorry, folks, they’re not around because they’re too busy living their imaginary lives of stupidity and mindlessness. They don’t care that a child of 7 months gestation is covered in blood and screaming in a filthy doctor’s office whilst being butchered by a madman. If the guy was butchering puppies or kittens, he would be lynched on Hollywood Boulevard. Sounds crazy, but you know it’s true.
Here’s the thing. Women who were way past legal abortion deadlines, wnt to see Dr. Gosnell and he invented some reason why these women MUST have this abortion — after he took about $5,000 — and then he delivered perfectly viable human babies and killed them with a spinal chord cutter. Many times he even killed the women who came to him for late term abortions.
Listen – Kermit GOSNELL KILLED HUMAN BABIES with a wire cutter while they were CRYING AND GRABBING AT THE AIR WITH TINY CLENCHED FISTS! This is what Dr. Gosnell is accused of doing, and the reason he is accused and on trial is because HE IS GUILTY! His own employees have told the prosecution that he did these things.
Dr. Gosnell is also a baby parts fetish sicko. He has prizes of human baby parts all over his office to prove it. He seems to have a special fetish for baby feet and he keeps hundreds of them as trophies much in the same way Jeffrey Dahmer kept the heads and livers of his victims.
Nine of Gosnell’s employees — inclusing his wife — have also been indicted for these sickening acts of violence but they’re all spilling the beans with the hope that they will get a lighter sentence than murder.
Naturally the lawyer for the defense will haul in a busload of sickos and avowed atheists and angry hateful women so as to punch up their jury with baby killing misfits, but in the end this guy will be found guilty — if not by the jury – then maybe by a higher power. It doesn’t have to be God. Myabe he’ll get his head bashed in with a pipe when he gets into prison.
Hey, Ellen Barkin, you mental case, why don’t you twitter about the screaming babies with the severed spinal chords? Why don’t you make that your cause instead of your endlessly stupid F bomb peppered attacks against Republicans and Sarah Palin? Nobody gives a shit about Sarah Palin. What about you, Rosie? Wouldn’t you and your wife like to adopt one of these babies instead of sitting on your fat, barbecue sauce-covered hands and saying nothing?
Do you see the sickness of these people? Dr. Gosnell is killing babies and nobody connected to Hollywood is saying or reporting a word of it. Why? Because this is the kind of sick minds who influence the mind of youthful Americans. These are the sewer rats who are ruining the USA.