E Harmony’s Dr. Neil Clark Warren may be a bigoted guy who is opposed to gay marriage, but his grandaughter Caroline — the one with the speech impediment who appears in his commercials sporting blond pigtails — does not agree with her grandfather’s stand on gay issues.
Caroline has been to many speech therapists and a cure has not been found, yet when it comes to modern social issues, the little actress speaks a lot more clearly than her stuffy grandfather.
This Hollywood writer got the inside scoop on Caroline Clark Warre: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
“I be-weeve, that gay people should be awwoed to mawwy and that my gwandfather is tewwibly wong about this,” said Caroline from her penthouse apartment playroom in West Palm Beach.
“Gwandpa is vewy, vewy, old fashioned, and he doesn’t wook at things the way he should. When I was a wheely wittle girl, I did not know what it meant when people say that somebody was gay, but now that I know, I will try to make my gwandfather twy to change his vewy wong idea about what people should do in the bedwoom. That stuff is vewy pwivat.”
Don’t hold your breath waiting for Caroline to come through on her promise to change her grandfather. The kid is pulling in a lot of money doing those TV spots.
“I make a watt of money and pwetty soon I will have enough to buy a Wools Woyce Convawtible.”
“The veterinary version of Josef Mengele is alive and well and calling the shots at the Copenhagen Zoo. It seems he is the person in Denmark who determines which animals are fit to live and procreate and which are inferior or flawed. Then he dissects them in front of children” [Damien LeGallienne, 10, February 2014]
TheDamienZone.com is calling for a boycott on tourism to Denmark — especially Copenhagen — especially the murderous zoo where they killed a giraffe because they didn’t like its family tree.
The Copenhagen Zoo — which, in my opinion, is run by Nazis — shot and killed a perfectly healthy giraffe today and then fed the meat to the lions and the tigers. They did this because the giraffe “did not fit into their program” and they did not want him sent to another zoo because they said “it would cause inbreeding.”
So that’s how they do it in Denmark — very Hitler-ish don’t you think? The giraffe was named Marius, and to add insult to injury, they shot the poor guy in the head with a bolt gun because to kill him with a lethal injection would have rendered the meat inedible. Is this zoo broke or something? If you have to kill your animals to feed your other animals, something is really, really wrong.
Now, according to the really bad writers at CNN, the assholes are going to perform an autopsy. First of all, there is no such thing as an “autopsy” on an animal — for the 1,000th time, assholes — a postmortem on an animal is called a NECROPSY. How many frigging times do I have to tell you morons how to write correctly?
Anyway, several wildlife parks and zoos offered to take Marius but the Copenhagen zoo thought it was better to shoot a deadbolt into its brain — and it was VERY messy. For some weird reason, they would not let Marius go somewhere else to live out his life. It’s as though they wanted to practice killing giraffes or something. I don’t care how many “experts” try to explain what they did and why they did it. The fact remains that they wanted this giraffe dead and they wanted to take this animals death to a Jerry Springer level. They succeeded.
“The Yorkshire Wildlife Park in England offered to take him in and they have one of the best giraffe facilities in the world,” said Zoologist/Writer David D. Mattia when we contacted him from our office in Belgium.”
“There were so many more options open to Bengt Holst (the scientific director of the zoo) but for some weird reason he wouldn’t budge.”
David D. Mattia continued:
“I know there are various protocols for situations like this, but The Copenhagen zoo laid this out for all the world to see and know about. They turned it into a cheap sideshow and for that they have to face the music. They should never, never, never have done this.
“It’s very creepy and unnatural human behavior by a zoological administration where many, if not all, the interests should be centered on animal behavior.”
“I don’t know why they would kill #Marius simply because his genetic strain is already well-represented in their giraffe herd. They keep repeating their mantra about maintaining genetic purity, and the more they emphasize that point, the creepier it gets. It’s frightening …the way they speak so openly about this and then they dissected the animal in front of families and children. There is something mentally wrong with somebody over there.
“The Copenhagen zoo shot a giraffe and at the same time they shot themselves in the foot. Nobody will or should go there now…not anyone who finds about this, and just about everyone will eventually.
“I thoroughly support a boycott on tourism to the Copenhagen Zoo because if the folks in charge…the scientific people…do something like this, something that should have either not been made public or something they knew would be grossly offensive throughout the world and viewed as cruel by millions of people, it speaks volumes about the mindset of the zoo itself. I think they’re a little crazy or something. I would like to say something a whole lot deeper and more meaningful but the weird hubris of the powers that be at the Copenhagen Zoo is mind-boggling and there is nothing to say aside than to say that they’re a little nuts.”
“Of course you always want to avoid inbreeding in captive animals, but you simply don’t kill a beautiful animal in what amounts to be a public spectacle and then not expect people to be outraged or to ever again patronize your zoo, especially when so many other options were available. The whole affair turned into a macabre death-watch vigil that should have never happened.
“What they did at the Copenhagen zoo was showy and self-serving and disgusting. Maybe they like stuff like that. You never know what kind of wild stuff goes on in some people’s heads. Just because they’re zoologists and veterinarians one can’t automatically assume that they are not also out of their minds.”
So Marius is D-E-A-D and now the lions will be eating him. Let’s see. Wasn’t there another time when some humans were seen as disposable and they too were fed to the lions?
LISTEN! Don’t waste your money on a trip to Denmark. Donate a few bucks to your favourite charity. This is a link to the zoologist we interviewed — http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/ – click on it and learn about his projects. or follow him on Twitter @DaveMattia
”You would have to be a mentally sick, and self-loathing demented individual to be the guy behind the hateful atheist billboard in Times Square.
“It’s one thing to not believe in god, but it becomes something totally different when you make it your life’s work. It’s a kind of perversion. This kind of sick devotion to any one thing is unnatural. It’s as unnatural as can be.
“There is nothing wrong with being an atheist. It’s actually quite normal to not believe in a higher power. but when you make it your career, there is something seriously wrong somewhere. That kind of overt atheism is almost always the hallmark of unhappiness or some deeper issues. Some doctors have called this the “Misfit Syndrome” and it explains a great deal of strange and childishly mischievous anti-social behaviour.
“This is why Dave Muscato cannot be normal or anywhere near close to normal in his mind. He is in my opinion a sick person. He is intentionally trying to draw attention to himself because something else is seriously wrong with his life and his sense of self. I don’t think it’s possible to be less interesting or lowlier than this pitiful creature.”
“In the case of Dave Muscato, all you have to do is look at him to understand why he hates god enough to make atheism his raison d’etre. He is ugly in every way a person can be ugly. He is a monster. His own parents must want to slit their wrists when they see and hear this monster they’ve created. Nobody could be proud of this. It’s not possible. Dave Muscato is somebody’s cross — if you’ll pardon the expression.
“If there is any justice in the universe, Dave’s parents are either dead – spared from the humiliation of having a son such as Dave — or they gave this guy up for adoption when he was born– which was right about the time he started getting hopelessly ugly and spitefully cruel.” [Damien LeGallienne 13 December, 2013]
Dave Muscato, an avowed atheist and Public Relations Director for American Atheists (sick people who hate openly on Christian beliefs because Muslims would kill them in 10 minutes) should seek treatment for his Cushing’s Syndrome or whatever it is that is causing his severe mental illness. He is truly sick and cruel. He is a waste of life. He’s a monster — unstoppable because he has no shame and no conscience — none. What kind of twisted mind would find pleasure or principle in dismissing the religious beliefs of other people simply to get attention? Would this slob have the balls ( if you could find them) to say such a thing about the religious observations of Muslims? Of course not. He is a big, fat coward. He’d piss himself.
“If Dave Muscato were an attractive man, he would not take such pleasure in pissing on the beliefs of others. Believe me, I am no church-goer, but my basic instincts tell me that he’s out of his mind – delusional to some extent. It’s not so hard for me as psychiatrist to dismiss all of this childish and michievous behaviour simply based on the fact that this man is unhappy and lonely. You really need not look any deeper medically, but were I hard put for an instant diagnosis I would say he has signs of Cushing’s — one form or another. I would start there — looking for a physical illness and then perhaps venture into his mind. My best guess is that his entire personality and appearance can be explained with a few well-placed CT scans.” [Phyllis James MD Phd, London, England.]
Go ahead and call me childish for calling him names and quoting people who think he’s more than just a kooky atheist. This is what he and the people he represents deserve. I am merely copying him and his flock. Their billboard in Times Square is childish and stupid and my response to it is on the same level.
The Damien Zone thinks that this fat, grotesquely ugly, disgusting-looking, fat turd is the most vile, cruel, stupid, silly, unhappy, miserable fat slob turd-sucking, piece of shit on the face of the earth. How about that, Dr. James?
“If a medical doctor can easily determine that Dave Muscato’s quest in life could possibly be part and parcel of his physical ugliness, how easy must it be for all of us humble observers to simply dismiss him as an ugly asshole?” [Elise LeFevre, Liege, Belgium]
Perhaps Dave Muscato is actually “sick” in his brain. Maybe he has an organic brain disease like Cushing’s Disease/Syndrome (he has the facial features of someone with that disease) or else he has a brain tumour that causes strange behaviour.
“Cushing’s Disease or Cushing’s Syndrome are manifestations of the same basic imbalance of the hormone cortisol and cortisol stimulating pre-hormones. The signs and symptoms of the ‘syndrome’ are caused by either a pituitary tumour or an adrenal gland tumour. In either case, the symptoms are the same and Dave Muscato certainly has the body shape and the facial manifestations of the syndrome. He has what we call “moon facies” which means the weight gain in his face is not the kind of facial fat one associates with normal obesity. This doesn’t mean Dave Muscato has this disease, but he has signs, and that’s instantly what would jump into the thought process of any competent physician.
“Sometimes, when there is a significant amount of abnormal mental behaviour and anger and resentment which is accompanied by truncal obesity ( bulging stomach) and moon facies, the cause is an ectopic ( outside the adrenal or pituitary) malignant tumor that is hidden for years and grows otherwise quietly until it’s too late.
“The patient is assumes that he or she is simply gaining weight in their abdomen and face and they believe that they are behaving normally. Usually, it is a family member who sees the behavioural disturbances and the strange distribution of fat and seeks help for those afflicted.
“This weight gain and round facial fat and mental anguish can go on for many years, but an ectopic source – lungs, kidney, colon, etc., is a serious and almost always a deadly malignancy that has festered for a long time.”
“These hidden tumours hide in body and secrete a hormone called ACTH. Cushing’s is usually identified by a myriad of symptoms — chief among them being a condition called “moon facies” ( moon face) and more often we find many mental illnesses manifesting in various degrees. Anger and frustration and even frank psychosis are factors inherent to a diagnosis of Cushing’s. I can usually tell a Cushing’s patient as soon as one comes before me, but sometimes I am fooled and the patient is actually suffering from any number of mental illnesses. It’s the round face, sweatiness, hairy body and bald head and the constant and angry indignation that usually slams the lid on it for me. Usually a person has been through that kind of testing before they come to me, but sometimes it’s the other way around.”
Maybe — and this is the saddest part of all — Dave Muscato isn’t sick with any deadly disease. Maybe he is simply the most grotesque human being on the face of the earth because he hates himself so much that he welcomes any attention — even hatred — and none of this has anything to do with his “moon facies” or “truncal obesity” or the other possibilities of physiological diseases that affect the mind.
In my opinion, Dave Muscato is ugly beyond all human comprehension — more on the inside than on the outside. The outside is unbearably ugly, so saying that he is even uglier on the inside, is really a stretch.
There are no other other possible explanations for this homely and balloon-faced, ugly man-child who thinks that getting on Fox News –behaving and boasting like a neurotic child — is an achievement. This is NOT an achievement. It’s his very own burlap monkey from which he can suckle so as to make up for all the things he was unable to achieve in real life. It’s play acting layered over some kind of arrested development.
By the way, if you didn’t already know, Dave Muscato is the guy behind the posting of the Take Christ Out of Christmas billboard that is disgracing Time’s Square, and Dave “doesn’t care if you are offended by his billboard.”
“What purpose does the billboard serve? If you don’t believe in god, or Christ or Christmas, what’s the deal? How can you defame something that does not exist? Dave Muscato doesn’t understand that very simple fact because he’s not only fat and ugly, he’s stupid and bitchy too. How lonely and attention starved is this grotesque queen? I cannot imagine the solitude and loneliness of this sack of shit — this enormously unfuckable lump of unhappiness and excess adipose tissue.” [Carole Montrache, Phd Skylight Institute.]
Let me tell you what I think about this fat unhappy pig man – this moon faced, ugly, bald, unhappy scum bag.
He was always ugly within, and because he was always the outwardly ugly guy everywhere he went, he learned to hate himself because he is grotesque to look at. Then, he took that self-hatred and turned it even more inward. When he had eaten away at his inner self, he turned that same hatred and pointed it at NORMAL people, or people who are considered to be “normal.” This is why he taunts people. When I was a child I was told, ’C'est L’hstoire d’un tyran,’ or this is the story of a bully.”
The more Dave Muscato moves forward with his hatred of god or faith or anything “wholesome” besides a third helping of mashed potatoes, the more he hopes to become attractive. But he will always fail. He will never attract what he really wants to attract. He will always be rejected. It’s pretty sad.
Furthermore, ’il vit dans une profonde tristesse et c’est sa vie,’ is what I say. He lives in a deep sadness and such is his life.
Dave Muscato never could draw anyone toward him in real life during his formative years, so now he tries to do it by shocking and taunting people. He is forever living in that awful playground where he was a fat and ugly kid who had this inner, hateful monster who was waiting to emerge. He is forever the young guy in the bar who couldn’t get a date or a hook up. He’s always the fat guy in the back of the picture. The smile is forced and unwanted. People wish they could erase him from the photo.
In spite of his ugliness and fatness and moon face, I wouldn’t even spit on this guy, but he is a monster on the inside and GOD or DNA or ALIENS FROM SPACE or KARMA has brought that all to the surface. Now he is FUGLY all over. If he were a hot guy, he wouldn’t have to behave like the miserably horrific and loathsome queen that he seems to be.
You see now? You see how simple everything really is when you boil it down to its basic elements?
Damien LeGallienne reporting for TheDamienZone.com. Brussels, Belgium.
He may only be 35 years old, but ancient astronaut expert Giorgio Tsoukalos looks like he may have had a lot of plastic surgery and a bit of a hairline enhancement at the same time. We are not sure if he did or he didn’t but rumors of giorgio’s plastic surgery are flying around the earth faster than ancient, alien astronauts.
“Giorgio’s facial skin didn’t used to be as smooth and peachy as it is now and it looks like he may have had a brow lift, an eye job and some chemical peeling done on his face,” said plastic surgeon Dean Traherne MD.
“Botox is certainly in play here, and Giorgio looks like he had some a lot of hair plugs added to his head so as to lower the length of his forehead. His hair was receding back rapidly, so in order to compensate for that, Giorgio continued to fluff it up. To compensate for that, Giorgio Tsoukalos has had hair transplants. I am not sure if that’s the case, it could be a frontal wig, but he has certainly had a lot of work done on his hair and his face.”
The Damien Zone thinks that Giorgio had to do something because he was starting to look like a cross between Larry Fine from The Three Stooges and Vic Tayback who played the character of Mel in the 1970s sitcom “Alice“ which starred Linda Lavin — who, by the way — is rumored to be the most difficult actress to work with in all of show business.
According to Dr. Traherne, Greek men or men with Greek ancestry, often have a tendency to age rapidly in the facen and Girogio, in spite of his Swiss citizenship, is a Greek – 100%. John Stamos might still have hair on his head but he’s one Greek who beat the genetic odds.
“Usually by the time a Greek guy has reached his thirties, he has grown very hairy and bald and old looking. I know many Greek men who are only in their twenties but would easily pass in the USA as someone in their late 40s. This is probably what has happened to Giorgio and now that he is in the public eye and adored my millions of child-minded people who believe that ancient aliens did everything from building the pyramids to making ancient volcanoes blow up, he has to have a movie-star kind of image. His tan is very fake and he shouldn’t be tanning or using fake tan products after having what I think is a lot of plastic surgery.”
The Damien Zone thinks that Giorgio should have saved the money he spent on his face and hair to getting speech and elocution lessons and so does Dr. Traherne. Here’s what he said about that.
“Giorgio Tsoukalos has dedicated his entire life to studying extraterrestrials but for some reason he can’t even pronounce the word “extraterrestrial” and that’s really strange. He says something like ‘eshtra-treshtral.’ It’s not his slight accent that causes him to say the word incorrectly. It sounds to me like an impediment of some kind.
“I practice plastic surgery as a profession, but at least I can pronounce it. I mean, this is his field of endeavor, and as stupid and mindless as it seems to be, the least he can do is learn how to pronounce the words that he will find himself using in that field. Hearing him say the word ‘extraterrestrial’ the way he does is painful. He sounds like he has Bell’s Palsy or some kind of neurological deficit. Maybe his pronunciation was disrupted by one of his plastic surgery procedures. It can happen, and perhpas I sound petty and cruel to even mention it, but it’s a serious problem no matter how you look at it. It takes away from his credibilities in the area of an already silly and absurd topic, or he could have a medical problem.”
Some people who have analyzed the entire Giorgio Tsoukalos fanfare in a different way. Many sociological physicians and researchers believe that the entire “ancient astronaut” concept is just a way for Tsoukalos to recreate himself as a mainstream celebrity.
“It’s amazing to me that Giorgio has so much knowledge about something that never really happened,” said Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PHd of the Skylight Institute for Higher Learning in Switzerland.
“The whole thing is about getting famous. It’s a totally silly and childish concept and Giorgio Tsoukalos has devoted his life to studying it.
“If you look at a cloud it can look like a bunny or an elephant. The same applies to the life of human beings from ages ago. If you want to learn how they did something or how they lived, you can imagine all kinds of things, and that’s exactly what Giorgio and his comrades are doing — and they’re making a lot of money in the process. The main thing right now is the quest for fame and Giorgio is taking that too far. He has had some kind of plastic surgery. He doesn’t even look like the original Giorgio from when the show first started and this makes me question his true motives.”
We here at The Damien Zone think that Giorgio looks, at the very least, RESTED, and in our world, that means that he probably has had some kind of cosmetic procedure. We will have to look close, but while we’re doing that, Giorgio better learn how to pronounce the word “EXTRATERRESTRIAL” because the word is not “ESTRA-TRESH-TRULL.” Get that word right, Giorgio and stop having plastic surgery. You are starting to look like a Greek lady.
“NJ.com — an offshoot of the Newark Star Ledger — the dumbest newspaper in the USA — ran the story as though it was the story of the century. This piece of mindless stupidity and poor judgement was written by Sergio Bichao — a possible graduate of the Ding Dong School of Dumbness. How could the Newark Star Ledger not have seen through this 100% bullshit story? How is it possible? It’s possible because the Newark Star Ledger is a journalistic nightmare of stupidity and dumbness — and that’s what TheDamienZone.com seeks to expose — stupidity and dumbness. Back in the old days when people had to learn real journalism and write real stories, the Newark Star Ledger was a premier newspaper. Now it’s written by people who couldn’t pass a standard aptitude test.” [Damien LeGallienne]
So…the lesbian-marine-waitress who supposedly got stiffed on a tip and instead got a lecture on how her lifestyle was wrong, is a liar?
You mean she made up the whole story about not getting a tip? In other words, nobody really wrote anti-lesbian insults on their tab in lieu of a tip? Could it be? Is it possible that the lesbian waitress is an attention starved crazy person? No….really? You mean she wrote that stuff herself? Really? Holy shit, dude. This can’t be true.
Sorry folks, but it’s sure starting to look like the poor lesbian waitress who was so greatly hurt and demeaned by “evil, gay hating Christian restaurant patrons” is a frikking liar — an maybe even a psycho.
Of course I knew it all along. I predicted it and I said so openly on my Facebook page — but nobody believed me. I saw through it from the very first, but of course the crazy morons out there in DimWit, Everybody is a Victim, USA refused to believe me. I was attacked as being anti-gay, but none of this was about the former marine-turned-waitress being a lesbian. I am not anti-gay. I am anti-bullshit, and anyone couldn’t see that this was all just one big fat lie is a moron.
Of course there are people who simply wanted this all to be true because their entire raison d’etre is to be victimized because of race or religion or religious oppression or issues of sexuality and sexual orientation — but a lie is a lie is a lie.
Here’s a suggestion for all you morons out there who believe everything other morons say. Go rent a film called “The Children’s Hour.” It’s a play written in 1935 by Lillian Hellman and was put to the movie screen in 1961. It’s a ground-breaking story about lies and lesbianism. It stars Audrey Hepburn and Shirley Maclaine. It’s a story not only about how disturbed people make up lies because they’re not happy or they’re misguided, it’s about how their lies can totally ruin the lives of innocent people.
In real life this kind of stuff happens all the time because scandalous lies are the most believed ones. Many people are inherently unkind and cruel. They like this kind of stuff and they spread it around like a cancer. They can’t face the truth about anything — especially the truth about themselves. Bitchy lies are so much fun — until they’re about you.
Okay so what’s this lesbian waitress story all about? It’s about a girl who needs attention, She’s a lesbian and she joins the military. When that gig is up. she comes home sadly to a ho-hum life as a run-of-the-mill lesbian waitress, so she supposedly makes up a sob story that causes all kinds of simpletons to rally to her defense. They even donate money to her because she was so wronged by evil Christians. The waitress never said anything about evil Christians. The people who came to her defense did because that’s what they do. That is their oxygen.
What’s it called when you get money donated to you because of a lie you made up about something —- uh — oh yeah — FRAUD! I think that’s a crime, but so far the tip-stiffed lesbian US Marine has not been convicted. So far she hasn’t been charged and she probably never will be.
NJ.com — an offshoot of the Newark Star Ledger — the dumbest newspaper in the USA — ran the story as though it was the story of the century. This piece of white dog shit was written by Sergio Bichao — a graduate of the Ding Dong School of Dumbness. How could the Newark Star Ledger not have seen through this 100% bullshit story? How is it possible? It’s possible because the Newark Star Ledger is a journalistic nightmare of stupidity and dumbness — and that’s what TheDamienZone.com seeks to expose — stupidity and dumbness. Back in the old days when people had to learn real journalism and write real stories, the Newark Star Ledger was a premier newspaper. Now it’s written by people who couldn’t pass a standard aptitude test.
Here’s what happened.
According to Dayna Morales — the proudly lesbian waitress in question — a family stiffed her on a $100 tab because they did not approve of her lifestyle. This all happened at the Gallop Asian Bistro in Bridgewater, New Jersey. When the patrons should have left a tip, they instead scrawled ( according to Morales) the message — “I’m sorry but I cannot tip because I do not approve of your lifestyle and how you live your life.” This isn’t what really happened, but it was reported as the truth because Morales was taken at her word. Nobody had the brains to figure out that she might have invented the whole story.
For some strange reason, Morales waited until the family LEFT the restaurant and then took a photo of the alleged note and published it on the eternally moronic Facebook.
But wait a second. When a waiter gets stiffed on a tip — don’t they usually chase the patron out into the parking lot? Doesn’t the manager almost always come over and demand a tip? Why did Morales wait? Well….you can guess now.
Of course Dayna Morales’ story fit all the criteria of stupidity and mawkish dumbness – and it went viral. Every numbskull in the world rallied to the defense of this poor lesbian soldier who was wronged by evil Christians. But it didn’t really ever happen. It was fun while it lasted — at least it was fun for the morons who believed it. How frigging stupid are people? I mean it. HOW FRIGGING STUPID AND GULLIBLE AND DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION CAN PEOPLE BE? It’s mind boggling that this story even got past the front cash register at this stupid restaurant.
I am going to keep telling you over and over that it didn’t happen because there are a lot of readers who don’t read properly. They see only that I am taking pokes at an alleged “lying lesbian waitress” who, in my opinion, is indeed a mega-liar and a girl who either created a story that got out of hand, or maybe she needs medical help. There’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian, but what’s going to happen now to lesbians who are really beat down in life because of their lesbianism? Are they forever going to be labeled as people who make shit up to get attention? Probably. And that will be Dayna Morales’ legacy. Because of her stupid story, nobody will believe anything like this again. It might even open the door for real life non-tippers to save a few bucks.
Of course the people who rallied to Morales’ defense when they thought she was a wronged lesbian, will not do anything to help her when they find out that she’s just another attention-starved lying crackpot. There’s nothing interesting about that. There’s no cheering section for the average half-baked bird brain.
Morales is on her own now. She’ll never be remembered as the girl who lied about getting a hate note instead of a tip or anything like that — she’ll just fade away and keep getting more body ink. Eventually that little hair spike in the front of her head will turn gray and she’ll walk down the aisle in a tuxedo and marry the gullible girl of her dreams.
So anyway — you should have seen the comments that poured in from the masses when the lesbian waitress was wronged by the evil anti Christian non-tipper family.
Naturally, the officially mentally retarded Asbury Park websites and newsletters, had to get in on this, and then it all exploded into a frenzy of hot-mess-gay-equality-abysmal-trashiness.
For those of you who don’t know, you will kindly note that Asbury Park, NJ is an absolute dump. It might be the cheesiest city in the USA. It’s a shit hole to end all shit holes. There is nothing dumber or creepier than Asbury Park. Every year Asbury Park has a huge Zombie Festival on their seaside promenade and they don’t have to change a thing to prepare for the event. They don’t have to make the town look post-apocalyptic and they don’t have to change their clothes or faces. It’s all ready-made. It’s already an off-the-rack monster-ville. It has its own unique variety of stupidity and decrepitude and atrociousness. It’s even worse than the Gowanus Canal dolphin people — that’s pretty hard to be — but I digress.
Finally, the people who allegedly stiffed the lesbian waitress out of her gratuity were tracked down, and guess what — they produced the REAL receipt and they had indeed left Morales a 19% tip — and their credit card proved it. Did Morales make this all up? It sure looks like it. Not only did the diners leave her a tip — they never wrote any nasty message about Morales’ “lifestyle” or anything like that. I so love it when I am right — I was soooooooo right about this.
Of course her bosses at the restaurant didn’t fire Morales straight off because they have to let the truth sink into the minds of the morons who worship the sacred ground of the wronged lesbian, Thy have to be careful when they tiptoe around this lunacy because a lot of STUPID people gave money to this Morales person — lots of it. What’s going to happen to that money?
Supposedly Morales is going to donate it to the Wounded Warrior Project because that sure beats going to jail for fraud.
So what’s the “Morales” of this story? The Morales (moral) of this story is to VERIFY your frigging sources when you report something in a major newspaper no matter how shitty that newspaper might be. The moral of this story is to use your brain. If you couldn’t figure out that this was one big bullshit story from the very start, you should not be allowed to even write in a coloring book.
The Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) is a “charity” with hundreds of millions in their treasure chest. They have a big website with all the bells and whistles and polar bears. They talk a lot about what they “strive for” and “aim to” and “set their sights on” — but what do they actually do? I don’t know. Do you?
Let me start off telling you that I am VERY suspicious of these tax exempt charities that throw pictures of animals at you with the hope that you are a wildlife moron — and thankfully for them — a lot of you are.
Normally I would ignore this because I don’t care what you do with your donation money, but something that the EDF has done has pissed me off in a Serial Mom kind of way.
Do you ever see the movie Serial Mom? It’s a film by JohnWaters starring Kathleen Turner. It’s about a perfect housewife who goes on a few murderous rampages when little things start to bother her. For example: Her neighbor doesn’t bother to recycle bottles and cans so Serial Mom bludgeons her to death with a leg of lamb. Get the picture?
The triviality involving the Environmental Defense Fund that has pissed me off to the point where I have decided to take a Serial Mom pot shot at them has to do with their new ad banner that I keep seeing all over the internet. IT WAS WRITTEN BY A COMPLETE ILLITERATE!
Let me gather my wits for a second. Okay, I’m better now,
The photo in the ubiquitous ad shows a baby polar bear sitting on top of its mother in some snowy, icy place. The caption reads: By 2050, 3 out of 5 polar bears will be extinct. If you don’t already know why that’s a moronic statement, do not continue to read this. But for the rest of you…..pay attention!
The baby polar bear in the ad banner photo is NOT cold and FREEZING TO DEATH, but that’s the first thing about which the average moron is supposed to be outraged. That’s the really big and easy net that draws in the mawkish simpleton with a sentimental Visa card.
Believe it or not, the common nitwit — an overly abundant human sub-species — does not know that polar bears rarely frolic in sunny fields of clover and honey. Sure, they might have a fleeting idea that the bears live in Alaska or something like that, but even then, in the mind of a human nitwit, the Arctic is a fun snowy place where the mighty white bears slide down hills of snow and play with salmon in a stream and nibble on big bushes of yummy berries and leaves.
So let me restate this. The mama bear is resting and the baby bear is resting on top of her, but in the mind of the moronic nitwit the mama bear is dying and the baby is clinging to her in the icy cold air crying, “Mommy don’t die! Mommy don’t die!” And that’s what the Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) wants you to think.
Now, these might sound like petty reasons to bash a charity, but in my world I dig a little deeper.
Polar bears are ferocious carnivores who have survived in the arctic tundra for eons. Don’t feel sorry for a polar bear just because he’s standing on frosty and frigid ice. That’s where he wants to be. That’s what polar bears do. They stand on the ice and wait for a cute little seal to take a breath through hole in the ice and then, when the seal’s head pops outta the hole, mama bear reaches in and eats’em up and then there’s blood everywhere. Mama bear and baby are stuffed with food and ready for another nap on the ice.
So — lesson one. Polar bears and their cute little babies are supposed to live on ice and they usually eat other animals who live on ice or near ice.
Now that you have this info, can anyone yet tell me what the Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) does? I still don’t know. What do they do for polar bears besides nothing. And what’s that other thing they do — uh — oh yeah –they collect money from saps and invent stories about dying polar bears.
You can google these scum bags and try to figure this all out for yourselves, but remember what Damien told you first before you drift into their magical world of snowflakes and half-baked bullshit.
Polar bears are not in trouble from the “evil white man.” In fact, they’re not even in any trouble at all. They are not declining in numbers and they have survived thousands and thousands and thousands of years of climate changes. They’re smart — leave them alone goddamit!
The only clear and present human threat to polar bears are the Eskimos and Aleutian peoples who kill them for food and fur.
Eskimos and Aleuts ( like there’s a frigging difference) kill polar bears and whales and porpoises and walruses and even Narwhals — those awesome beasts that look like unicorn whales. It’s okay to hate the Japanese whaling boat people but it’s not okay to tell the truth about these Parka-Pinheads who are still living in the Dark Ages? Get a grip, will ya!
My message to the Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) is to stop with the bullshit stories that help to fill up your bank account. Stop with your disingenuous photos and stories. Tell the frigging truth and stop fleecing the mawkishly generous morons who don’t know enough to research through your bullshit before they hand you their credit card numbers. YOU DON’T REALLY DO ANYTHING BUT COLLECT MONEY.
And getting back to the caption on the new EDF advertisement that’s showing up as an advertisement on your page. “By 2050, 3 out of 5 polar bears will be extinct.” ß –THIS MAKES NO SENSE. If 5 out of 5 were gone, then they’d be extinct. Use some of the money you glom from morons and hire yourselves a copy editor who knows the meaning of the frigging word “EXTINCT!”
According to gossip in the world of TV news, the fact that Megyn Kelly’s newest Prime Time slot on Fox News has destroyed MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow in the ratings is causing great psychological damage to MSNBC hostess who is rumored be in the middle of a mental breakdown — and if she isn’t, her boss certainly is.
Phil Griffin — the sore-loser-president of MSNBC — is so angry about Rachel Maddow getting trounced in the ratings by Megyn Kelly‘s new Prime Time slot that he is crying foul and asking the FCC to see if the numbers are not indeed fraudulent.
In other words, Megyn Kelly beat Rachel Maddow so badly in the ratings that MSNBC believes that FOX NEWS must be cheating.
Can you believe the stupidity of this Phil Griffin? That’s why I dedicate just about everything I write on here to the unbearable amount of human dumbness inherent to just about everything happening the earth right now. MSNBC is nearing the summit of dumbness, and when they plant their flag I’ll let you know. They have already reached the summit of Desperation Peak, but this time they’ve gone into the stratosphere.
Last weeks ratings show that Megyn Kelly’s new show on FOX beat Maddow — but not on Kelly’s opening night. On the first night of Megyn Kelly’s new show, Maddow won, but then on the second night, Megyn Kelly walked over Maddow in the key demographics — by a HUGE margin. Literally overnight, Maddow went from first to worst.
OMG! How could this be possible? Well, on the website Infowars.com where they pretty much tell the truth about everything, one commenter who called himself “Rasputin” said this: “Would you rather watch a hot leggy blonde or an androgynous mass of mental complexes that whines because there’s not enough tyranny to satisfy the LGBT liberal sadism/masochism fetish demographic? Hot leggy blonde it is.”
Anyway, Megyn Kelly is beating Maddow so soundly that the snide and side-mouth talking Elvis Costello look-alike has taken to her bed and is refusing food or water. No — I made that up, but I bet she’s looking into the mirror wondering if perhaps guys and even gay gals would rather look at the hot blond than the manly “intellectual” who looks like the girl at the animal control office who euthanizes cats and then goes bowling on Tuesday nights.
One Damien Zone reader writes: “It hurts to lose in a sporting event — and cable news is indeed a sporting event — but for a person like Rachel Maddow, it hurts even more to lose to a normal girl – or at least a girl who appears to be normal to normal people. Megyn Kelly is not only smart and sharp, she’s gorgeous. Who wants to watch that hatchet face Maddow? It’s psychology 101.”
It’s pretty much true that MSNBC has tried really hard to punch up Rachel Maddow’s credentials to try to get around her looks which are at best on the young Kaye Ballard side. MSNBC tries to pass Maddow off as an intellectual, but she’s really no smarter than the guys who write for her. Her delivery, however, is very hipster-friendly and she is very popular with the misfit crowd. Good for her, but the problem is that Megyn Kelly is off-the-cuff smart — not just teleprompter smart. Kelly is an esteemed lawyer and was the associate editor of Albany Law Review and she’s had a brilliant career.
In plain English, Megyn Kelly is as smart or smarter than Rachel Maddow and she has more ad lib knowledge and know-how than Maddow who is really just a trained TV liberal chimp. She’s a trained seal and she has the whole lesbian watermark down, but that doesn’t sell the product. She is not likeable. Megyn Kelly is very likeable for a whole lot of reasons aside from the fact that she is very beautiful.
Note to MSNBC: Beauty and brains sells. Manly women do not sell. That’s as old as the hills. So stop worrying that FOX NEWS is rigging the ratings because they aren’t. What really happened in the younger age market is that a lot of guys switched the channel and got the story from a smart woman who also happens to be gorgeous. End of story.
Here is a link to another Damien Zone story which explains why Rachel Maddow talks out of one side of her mouth as though she’s had a stroke. http://thedamienzone.com/2012/11/15/why-does-rachel-maddow-talk-out-of-one-side-of-her-mouth/
Fox News pundit and on air personality, Judge Andrew Napolitano, has gradually dyed his hair from its usual salt and pepper color to a new brownish-reddish-greyish color but nobody in the hair styling industry can seem to figure out exactly what color he has used. Whatever it is, the color and the texture and the low hairline make Judge Andrew look like a female to male transsexual.
This writer at the following link got more photos of the judge and is investigating the truth. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/
“Judge Andrew has a very low hairline much like the ape woman Theresa Giudice from the Real Housewives of New Jersey,” said stylist Billy Kornilius of Monsier Billy’s Hair and Makeup Designs in Long Valley, New Jersey where he specializes in cutting hair for closeted gay and bisexual policemen. Of course I am just joking but Billy a real stylist and I know there is at least one bisexual cop in Long Valley….but I digress.
“Judge Andrew used to come here for his haircuts and we always did a silver Roux rinse on him with a simple cut. His hair has thinned over the years but his hairline has not receded like a normal man his age. It just got thinner and more gray no matter how often we used Roux rinse.
“They haven’t made Roux in years and I often had to go to Chinatown or swap meets to get it — and it had mercury in it so that can’t be good. Now I see him on the TV this evening and I don’t know what specific color he has used to dye his hair. I think it’s terrible and I wish he’d come back to me to get his hair back to looking normal again.
“Anyways, I have combed through all the professional dyes and he must be mixing his own colors because I can’t find that color anywhere in our business but I have to say that it looks familiar.”
TheDamienZone admits that we do not know all that much about Judge Andrew Napolitano, but we did look at before and after photos, and we have to admit that his new hair color is rather unique in nature. Something seemed out of place. So, being the intrepid news organization that we are, with a lot of time and effort we tracked down Rita Nazzara-Pauly who is an expert in extreme makeup and hair technique. Ms Nazzara-Pauly gave us some answers that might shed some light on the true name for the color of the judge’s newly dyed hair.
Here’s our letter from Ms Rita Nazzara-Pauly LPC CPA.
“I had the judge photographed with a high resolution camera and then took that high quality image to Home Depot where they put the color through a light sensitive color-scanning computer.
“The results showed that Judge Andrew Napolitano has probably mixed 20% of Clairol #266 with 75% Clairol #108 and 5% Garnier # 007 and he has also added what we in the industry call, a ‘drabber‘ which helps to eliminate too much of an age-inappropriate shine or luster. The official name for this color would be Medium Ash Champagne Auburn #0789. The color itself was once available but now it must be mixed precisely on the premises of a licensed cosmetician.
“Further study revealed that this color has been used before by such stars as Natalie Shafer who played Mrs. Howell on the TV sitcom Gilligan’s Island. She used this color in the pilot epiosde only. For the rest of the run of the show she went with a much lighter shade.
“Also, Rue McClanahan, the costar of the legendary TV sitcom The Golden Girls wore this for the entire second season as did the actress Audra Lindley for the TV sitcom, The Ropers.
“It’s not really a very obscure color but it’s very hard for a man to pull it off unless he’s doing something theatrical or something of that nature.”
So there you have it. folks. Judge Andrew Napolitano of Fox News has dyed his hair, and the color he has chosen — Medium Ash Champagne Auburn #0789 — was once a favorite with a lot of women from old television sitcoms. This might explain the transgender kind of look the judge is now sporting. Good for him for showing his true colors….so to speak.
“You wonder why you have bullying? Well, Lohanthony’s attitude and wildly sexually ambiguous behavior might frighten a lot of young and impressionable kids — boys especially. Fear and self-seeking are the building blocks of bully behavior and if a young kid is in a state of fear about his own identity, the last thing he’ll need is somebody like Lohanthony looming in his psyche.
“Where do you Americans draw the line? You wonder why you have bullying and then you glorify a kid who bullies in reverse? This kid’s attitude and wildly flamboyant behavior might frighten a lot of young and impressionable kids or perhaps it might even make them feel inferior because they aren’t glorified for their own rude or inappropriate behavior.
Sometimes, you can be a bizzaro bully — and this is what Lohanthony is becoming — and he’s doing it at about 176,000 miles per second. [Dr. Daniel Smith MD, psychiatrist for TheDamienZone.com Oct 1, 2013.]
(Editor’s note: 176,000 miles per second is the speed of light for you stupid kids who watch this idiot when you’re supposed to be doing your science homework).[
There’s this creature on YouTube and Twitter who calls itself “LOHANTHONY” — seems like it’s a combination of Lohan and Anthony, right This Hollywood writer wants to give a him a big part in a sitcom — > http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
We all know who the LOHAN is, but who is the LOHANTHONY and why is he getting offers to star in sitcom written by http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3834680/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 ???
Well, it seems for the moment — or at least for the next 15 figurative minutes — that the Anthony in Lohanthony is a 15-year old “pansexual” kid who has a zillion followers on YouTube and Twitter. He has admirers all over the planet and he‘s beloved all over the net — but it seems that this poor creature who is so beloved by so many hasn’t got the one thing that really matters — a set of parents.
Because he seems to have no parents, I am going to address you — my readers – the way Lohanthony would address you.
We don’t think he’s an orphan, but still there’s that uneasy question that forces itself into one‘s mind — “Doesn’t this snaps up kid have any parents?” Are his parents “bitches” who he’s got tied up in the cellar?
Okay, Okay, Okay, I get it. I am not a kid and why do I care…bitches? Actually I don’t care…bitches, but since my duty is to expose motherf**ing stupidity and dumbness, bitches, it’s almost impossible to avoid not liking this motherf**ing kid.
Well, bitches, let me clarify — I don’t dislike the motherf**ker. I dislike the fact that what he does is seemingly acceptable to people who would die of humiliation if this were there kid — and where are his parents? Who took the parents, bitches? I have a right to know what happened to this kid parents. If I new I’d have a pretty good idea what happened to make this kid behave so brazenly.
Anyway, I defer to social etiquette when I refer to this kid as anything other than a kid — even though he has some other obvious things going on that are entirely his own business…..but are they really his own business?
The kid uses really nasty language and all this talk of bitches and mother**kers is totally annoying and meaningless. Why does YouTube applaud this behavior from a child? I realize that he is raking in money — he’s even been on a few TV shows — but is this really acceptable viewing for teens and pre-teens.
Lohanthony is an annoyance and he typifies the dumbing down of the USA. His parents should be brought up on charges for allowing this little jerk to influence the mind of all the regular children who aren’t as glib as this little twerp.
Daniel Tosh is another scum bag for giving this kid an adult audience — and he did it in such a lewd and lascivious way. It was pretty gross — and it takes a lot to make me sick. If Tosh did to this kid in real life what he did to him on TV, he would have probably be in jail right now.
“Where do you draw the line between the bully and the bullied,” asked psychiatrist Dr. Daniel Smith. You wonder why you have bullying? Lohanthony’s attitude and wildly sexually ambiguous behavior might frighten a lot of young and impressionable kids — boys especially. Fear and self-seeking are the building blocks of bully behavior and if a young kid is in a state of fear about his own identity, the last thing he’ll need is somebody like Lohanthony looming in his psyche.”
“Because of the fame that has fallen before this outrageously flamboyant weirdo named Loahnthony, we are going to start seeing a lot of copycats. I like to call them bizzaro bullies — and this is what is starting to happen – at about 176,000 miles per second. ( that’s the speed of light for you stupid kids out there who watch this idiot on YouTube when you’re supposed to be doing your science homework).”
“Just because you’re a gay man doesn’t mean you are immune to being tacky and stupid – and so many of us are tacky and stupid. It’s humiliating.” [Kaylin-Vincente DuLuissey, NYC Gay Socialite 23 Sept, 2013]“
It’s Christmas time again and the gay smear merchants are back in full regalia to again bash the Salvation Army because …NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
According to the gay folks we spoke to — those involved in charity work — some outspoken and mindless gays who don’t actually donate anything to anyone but themselves — are not happy unless they are causing trouble. Of course they are prodded along by their straight hangers-on who habitually treat gay men like trained seals. They don’t really care about the Salvation Army or its policies. They just want to be seen with socially connected gay guys…geez!
My personal feelings aside, the Salvation Army has very little or nothing to do with any anti-gay policy, and simply because someone who volunteers for the organization went on an obscure podcast radio show and made some lunatic fringe comments to perhaps 10 listeners, some annoying gay crusaders have made this staged Facebook “share story”– and it’s accompanying image — their raison d’etre — but it’s a lie — it’s invented crap.
Yes, it is true that the Salvation Army is indeed a faction of the old English Methodist community. Their underlying Christian doctrine, however, does not appear to influenced their charitable work in any way. I would imagine that their are some freaks within the organization who say stupid stuff, but what one person says has nothing to do with the overall CHARITABLE foundation of the Salvation Army.
Here is a quote from a gay man — Kaylin-Vincente-DuLuissey — a 26-year-old New York socialite who is uber-involved in many charities both in the USA and in Europe.
“I knew this absurd story would rise again as soon as Christmas grew closer. Notwithstanding the fact that this was exposed as a hoax years ago, why is this nonsense still circulating?
“The Salvation Army is profoundly and deeply sincere about giving with a blind eye. ‘Volunteers’ who have come forth to say otherwise and put forth this staged image and story, are unhappy and troublesome people who would do something like this to whomever they worked for simply because they’re crazy or unhappy people. I’ve know a few of the people behind this smear campaign and they have always turned out to be those who were dismissed and prosecuted by the Salvation Army for stealing donations – but you will not read about that truth because the gay agenda is often very mean-spirited. They’re viciously selfish, to put it bluntly, and they’d rather make a spectacle of themselves and ruin everything for everyone than to actually lean in and help anyone.”
“I am a Belgian living in New York City, and my family is heavily involved in charity fundraising. I can tell you without hesitation that there is no anti-gay policy within the Salvation Army whatsoever and this is simply a smear campaign by Christian bashers and social misfits who hate the entire Holiday theme. They’re selfish gay attention-seekers and people who are not happy unless they are causing mayhem.”
You know what, folks? This gay guy isn’t lying. The Salvation Army doesn’t want gays put to death and they don’t go around trying to find out who’s been naughty or nice. They just give where they are needed and for a long long time they have helped by doling out billions of dollars to EVERYONE.
If, however, you were to Google this “kill the gay thing” you will find a lot of “TRUTH” on the net because the crazy people behind this have bombarded the internet with lies. It’s amazing how this stupid stuff spreads like a cancer — mainly because of Facebook, and we all know how I feel about “shared” stuff on facebook.
Here is more from Kaylin-Vincente DuLuissey, the gay New York socialite who rants against his own peers.
“That is typical behavior of organizations in the past like Act Up and Queer Nation and so many other ragged and politically moronic websites today like Media Matters and The Daily Kos, and whatever, but at the height of the AIDS epidemic and still to this very moment, the Salvation Army in the USA and Europe did more to help than did any GAY organization…that’s for certain.
“The ruthless and self-serving gay fringe wanted only to parade around in leather chaps and dresses and delude themselves into thinking their antics were going to help someone. It doesn’t help anyone and it never did. It’s a crazy circus. It’s a self-serving kind of sick exhibitionism and in my opinion it’s a distraction from truth. Just because you’re a gay man doesn’t mean you are immune to being tacky and stupid – and so many in the gay community are tacky and stupid. It’s humiliating.”
It is indeed true that the Salvation Army gives a whole lot of money to gay causes — and they’ve been doing that for a long time. They might not know that a cause is “gay” but they don’t seem to care. If an AIDS hospice needs a blood drive or meds money, they give it. End of story.
The same applies to Catholic Charities ( another target of the bashers) who nearly bankrupted their coffers of blood and money and meds with endless giving — 98 cents for every dollar delivered was given to the sick and needy. Don’t wait for Jimmy Carter and Habitat For Humanity to help you because about 100% of their donations go to their big salaries — they might even be worse than the ASPCA or The American Cancer Society. Really? Yes, really.
Hey, TheDamienZone.com is not a spokesman for or against these organizations but we are profoundly averse to stupidity and gullibility. You have to very wary of things that are “shared” on your Facebook page. They are almost always lies or half-truths. Facebook is a giant billboard for every lunatic on the face of the earth.
The gay socialite continued…
“The sickest part is that the Salvation Army relies on donations and if this stupid urban legend keeps spreading, and even 2% stopped donating, that 2% trickles down to less help for people who need it. This kind of lie is the hallmark of so many people whose gayness is the only thing they own — and this is the kind of propaganda they spread as the traditional season of giving grows closer. I have already seen this popping up on Facebook this week and I knew it was starting all over again.
“Also, I might add that even if this were true, why do some gays jump up and say ” I am not giving them my money any more?” How does that help anyone? And how much have you actually gven? If I knew a charity did good work — awesome work — but they didn’t like my gay lifestyle — I would still give. My life is not about me me me and what I do with my sex organs. I wish some of these gay guys would get some brains and look into things and into their hearts before they blindly believe some stupid thing on Facebook. So many within our gay community are the nastiest lot of them all and by believing this, if even one person goes hungry or without their needs it will be on your shoulders. Someday you or I will be the gay guy who needs blood or medicine or food — then what?”
Well, well, well, I hope that striaghtens that out. Maybe the people behind this smear against the Salvation Army could learn something from our rich socialite gay informant. Nah — it’s so much more fun to be mean and bitchy, right?