“She used to be a bright girl — so full of knowledge,” said a source close to What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and The Other Sister star and former gal pal to Brad Pitt Juliette Lewis. “After she played the retarded girl in that movie The Other Sister she kind of…well she kind of stayed retarded. You could tell by the look in her eyes. It was kind of vacant. She didn’t look like that before and I think that’s why
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Lebron James, Michael Phelps, Peyton Manning and Alex Rodriguez, they are giants of their games. Lebron James towers on the basketball court, Michael Phelps is a tall drink of water in the pool, Peyton Manning reigns tall on the football field and Alex Rodriguez is at the height of his game on the baseball diamond. So how tall are these sports super stars is not really as important as is their penis size when it comes to how the penis
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“I used to dye his hair “Jean Harlow blond” whenever he was in town,” said hair stylist and former male escort, Hermes Pillage of Stockholm Sweden. “He liked his rent boys to be muscular and tattooed but he was cheap with money so usually he had to go with hustlers from the skating rink. He is still doing the Jean harlow color every now and then, so maybe he’s still up to the old routine. “I knew that he was
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MTV’s “Jersey Shore” star Snooki will be the guest speaker at Rutgers University’s “Night of Celebrity and Fame”and the tickets are going fast. Rutgers had previously honored Snooki with an honorary Doctorate in Letters and this latest speaking engagement seems to be another stepping stone towards Snooki being awarded a full professorship at New Jersey’s State University. “The tickets are selling so fast that we have decided to hold Dr. Snooki’s lecture in the 8,000 seat Louis Brown Athletic Center in Piscataway,”
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In recent episodes of the always sickening show GLEE, Gwyneth tries to show off her bilingual-ness by speaking Spanish, but look closer at the increasingly sickening Paltrow’s lips when she speaks. It’s dubbed and lip synched and looped and whatever the fuck else she has to do to make it look like she can put a Spanish sentence together. We here at TheDamienZone assume that it is her own voice, but she has to run the frigging dialogue through a
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“At his current rate of aging, we feel that Mr. Favre will be at least 90 years old by this time next year.” said Dr. Hermet LaJeunesse of the American College of Aging and Maturation in Newark, New Jersey USA. “We might have to use the entire $100 million dollar grant that was given to the city of Newark by the guy who invented that social networking site that is really a scam for identity theft and is rumored to
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“The makeup people carefully draw in Joey’s hairline dot by dot,” said a source close to the makeup department on the set of ABC Family’s new sitcom “Melissa and Joey.” “They carefully recreate the illusion that Mr. Lawrence has a thick hairline that has been shaved. The problem is that from day to day they are not able to exactly duplicate the exact position of the fake shaved hairline and instead Joey ends up with a scalped vampire look. When I see Mr. Lawrence after
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