In recent episodes of the always sickening show GLEE, Gwyneth tries to show off her bilingual-ness by speaking Spanish, but look closer at the increasingly sickening Paltrow’s lips when she speaks. It’s dubbed and lip synched and looped and whatever the fuck else she has to do to make it look like she can put a Spanish sentence together. We here at TheDamienZone assume that it is her own voice, but she has to run the frigging dialogue through a
Read more →“At his current rate of aging, we feel that Mr. Favre will be at least 90 years old by this time next year.” said Dr. Hermet LaJeunesse of the American College of Aging and Maturation in Newark, New Jersey USA. “We might have to use the entire $100 million dollar grant that was given to the city of Newark by the guy who invented that social networking site that is really a scam for identity theft and is rumored to
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Read more →WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up the notion that someday a hair transplant would rejoin a long lost pair of siblings. Such is the case with actor Brendan Fraser and that Supreme Court thingy Elena Kagan. “As I was doing the transplant on Brendan Fraser I started to notice something strange,” said Dr. Bosley Beasley of the Bosley Hair Transplant and Second Mortgage Clinic. “The more hair I added to the
Read more →Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed Norton ( Art Carney) on the iconic TV show “THE HONEYMOONERS” has announced that she is throwing her hat into the ring for a run at the US Presidency in 2014. Randolph, 89, is not letting her advanced years get in the way. “I have been around and worked my way through a lot of things,” said the still youthful actress. “I have suffered through the Great
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