“I thought to myself, ‘How the hell is she going to get all the microorganisms from that ground meat off of her fingernails? How is she going to wash all of those salmonella and E. Coli bacteria out from the crevices of those white claws?”’ [Damien LeGallienne, 22, December, 2013, TheDamienZone.com] The “Long Island Medium” Theresa Caputo, very recently aired her very fake Christmas 2013 Episode — “fake” because it was filmed last year. In that VERY SPECIAL FAKE EPISODE
Read more →Giorgio Tsoukalos Plastic Surgery Rumors.
By Damien on December 12, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News / 25 Comments
Giorgio Tsoukalos Plastic Surgery Rumors. He may only be 35 years old, but ancient astronaut expert Giorgio Tsoukalos looks like he may have had a lot of plastic surgery and a bit of a hairline enhancement at the same time. We are not sure if he did or he didn’t but rumors of giorgio’s plastic surgery are flying around the earth faster than ancient, alien astronauts. “Giorgio’s facial skin didn’t used to be as smooth and peachy as it is now
Read more →Nicholas Cage New Film — NOT !! Coppola’s Family of No Talents.
By Damien on December 10, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
Has- been actor, Nicholas Cage, has been begging some studios for an acting job, however, no one seems likely to hire Nick for any acting job, Not even his uncle, American film director producer and screenwriter, Francis Ford Coppola who is famous for The Godfather and also for having the most untalented daughter in the history of cinema. I am talking of course about Sophia Coppola. If only her final scene in GODFATHER III had been real. Francis Ford Coppola also has the world’s most untalented sister.
Read more →Lesbian Waitress No Tip story is a LIE? Is Dayna Morales a Liar?
By Damien on November 27, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News / 15 Comments
Lesbian Waitress No Tip story is a LIE? Is Dayna Morales a Liar? “People tell lies all the time, but I think you tell them better than anyone.” [Rhoda Penmark, “The Bad Seed” 1956 ] “NJ.com — an offshoot of the Newark Star Ledger — the dumbest newspaper in the USA — ran the story as though it was the story of the century. This piece of mindless stupidity and poor judgement was written by Sergio Bichao — a possible graduate of
Read more →Seth MacFarlane Kills Brian the Dog on Family Guy. Asshole!
By Damien on November 25, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / 5 Comments
“The purpose of a comedy cartoon is not to make people cry by killing the dog. Only a fucking Irish asshole can be so stupid. It’s always the Irish who ruin everything. They claim to be Catholic but they’re the first ones to say that a priest molested them 50 years ago when they all soaked with booze. The Irish are the ruination of everything and they are notorious dog killers. They should stick to being cops and firemen. That’s
Read more →Melissa Bachman LION KILLER – The Most Hated Woman in the World. Take Away Her Passport. Sign The Petition.
By Damien on November 18, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Sports, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Sports, Top Stories, World News / 6 Comments
WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY: Dave Mattia <–click and read about him. NATURAL BORN KILLER BY: Dave Mattia Self-styled insane “Great Huntress” Melissa Bachman is probably the most hated person in the world at the current time. She deserves to be hated, and in a perfect world she will one day be mauled and eaten by a tiger or a grizzly or a wild boar. Hopefully her last words will be screams of terror as a big animal turns the
Read more →What Does The Environmental Defense Fund Do Besides Take My Money?
By Damien on November 12, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
The Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) is a “charity” with hundreds of millions in their treasure chest. They have a big website with all the bells and whistles and polar bears. They talk a lot about what they “strive for” and “aim to” and “set their sights on” — but what do they actually do? I don’t know. Do you? Let me start off telling you that I am VERY suspicious of these tax exempt charities that throw pictures of animals
Read more →Kids React to Gay Marriage Proposal Video. Is this Child Abuse?
By Damien on November 5, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / 3 Comments
Damien LeGallienne reporting for TheDamienZone.com. Let me start off by saying that there is a Facebook share going around that has me puzzled, amused and a little angry. As many of you already know, I loath the FSWS ( Facebook Simpletons Who Share) community. Only one Hollywood comedy writer would speak to the Damien Zone about this. He was very pleasant and thoughtful about it. You can see his brief bio here —-> David D, Matta. He restored our
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