“The purpose of a comedy cartoon is not to make people cry by killing the dog. Only a fucking Irish asshole can be so stupid. It’s always the Irish who ruin everything. They claim to be Catholic but they’re the first ones to say that a priest molested them 50 years ago when they all soaked with booze. The Irish are the ruination of everything and they are notorious dog killers. They should stick to being cops and firemen. That’s
Read more →Melissa Bachman LION KILLER – The Most Hated Woman in the World. Take Away Her Passport. Sign The Petition.
By Damien on November 18, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Sports, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Sports, Top Stories, World News / 6 Comments
WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY: Dave Mattia <–click and read about him. NATURAL BORN KILLER BY: Dave Mattia Self-styled insane “Great Huntress” Melissa Bachman is probably the most hated person in the world at the current time. She deserves to be hated, and in a perfect world she will one day be mauled and eaten by a tiger or a grizzly or a wild boar. Hopefully her last words will be screams of terror as a big animal turns the
Read more →What Does The Environmental Defense Fund Do Besides Take My Money?
By Damien on November 12, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
The Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) is a “charity” with hundreds of millions in their treasure chest. They have a big website with all the bells and whistles and polar bears. They talk a lot about what they “strive for” and “aim to” and “set their sights on” — but what do they actually do? I don’t know. Do you? Let me start off telling you that I am VERY suspicious of these tax exempt charities that throw pictures of animals
Read more →Kids React to Gay Marriage Proposal Video. Is this Child Abuse?
By Damien on November 5, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / 3 Comments
Damien LeGallienne reporting for TheDamienZone.com. Let me start off by saying that there is a Facebook share going around that has me puzzled, amused and a little angry. As many of you already know, I loath the FSWS ( Facebook Simpletons Who Share) community. Only one Hollywood comedy writer would speak to the Damien Zone about this. He was very pleasant and thoughtful about it. You can see his brief bio here —-> David D, Matta. He restored our
Read more →Is Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine a Hoax?
By Damien on November 1, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / 77 Comments
Is Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine a Hoax? Damien LeGallienne Reporting for: The Damien Zone.com There’s a new IOC (Internet Only Celebrity) sweeping the through the meaningless lives of the mindless morons of Facebook and all the other kinds of “this-is-so-cute-you-have-to-watch-it” social media, but this latest one is really worth all the fuss — or is it? As some of you know, I openly loathe the FSWS (Facebook Simpletons Who Share) community, but this time, they may have found
Read more →Larry Caputo Jr in Gay Situation.
By Damien on October 30, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Sports, Featured World News, Hollywood, Sports, Top Stories, World News / 3 Comments
Larry Caputo Jr in Gay Situation. Larry Caputo Jr is the new talk of the town — and some of it is pretty darn naughty if you axe me. There’s already a sorta-kinda gay scandal hanging around TV’s newest heart-throb. In case you don’t know, Larry (Lawrence) Caputo Jr. is the hunky and handsome son of Theresa Caputo — you know — the Long Island Medium? The poor guy has only recently been thrust into the limelight, and already his
Read more →Megyn Kelly’s Ratings Beat Maddow Big Time — and she’s gorgeous.
By Damien on October 15, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News / 3 Comments
According to gossip in the world of TV news, the fact that Megyn Kelly’s newest Prime Time slot on Fox News has destroyed MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow in the ratings is causing great psychological damage to MSNBC hostess who is rumored be in the middle of a mental breakdown — and if she isn’t, her boss certainly is. Phil Griffin — the sore-loser-president of MSNBC — is so angry about Rachel Maddow getting trounced in the ratings by Megyn Kelly‘s new
Read more →Judge Andrew Napolitano Dyes His Hair. Stylists Baffled.
By Damien on October 11, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News / 6 Comments
Fox News pundit and on air personality, Judge Andrew Napolitano, has gradually dyed his hair from its usual salt and pepper color to a new brownish-reddish-greyish color but nobody in the hair styling industry can seem to figure out exactly what color he has used. Whatever it is, the color and the texture and the low hairline make Judge Andrew look like a female to male transsexual. This writer at the following link got more photos of the judge and is
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