Lesbian Waitress No Tip story is a LIE? Is Dayna Morales a Liar?

“People tell lies all the time, but I think you tell them better than anyone.” [Rhoda Penmark, “The Bad Seed” 1956 ]

“NJ.com — an offshoot of the Newark Star Ledger — the dumbest newspaper in the USA — ran the story as though it was the story of the century. This piece of mindless stupidity and poor judgement was written by Sergio Bichao — a possible graduate of the Ding Dong School of Dumbness.  How could the Newark Star Ledger not have seen through this 100% bullshit story?

How is it possible? 

It’s possible because the Newark Star Ledger is a journalistic nightmare of stupidity and dumbness — and that’s what TheDamienZone.com seeks to expose.  Back in the old days, when people had to learn real journalism and write real stories, the Newark Star Ledger was a premier newspaper. Now it’s written by people who couldn’t pass a standard aptitude test.”  [Damien LeGallienne]

So…the lesbian-marine-waitress who supposedly got stiffed on a tip and instead got a hand-written lecture about how her lifestyle was wrong, has been exposed as a liar?

You mean she made up the whole story about not getting a tip?  In other words, nobody really wrote anti-lesbian insults on their tab in lieu of a tip?  Could it be?  Is it possible that the lesbian waitress is an attention starved crazy person?  No….really?  You mean she wrote that stuff herself? Really? Holy shit, dude, this can’t be true.

Sorry folks, but it’s sure starting to look like the poor lesbian waitress who was so greatly hurt and demeaned by “evil, gay-hating Christian restaurant patrons” is a frikking liar — and maybe even a psycho.

Of course I knew it all along. I predicted it and I said so openly on my Facebook page — but no one would listen to me.  I saw through it from the very first, but of course the crazy morons out there in DimWit, Everybody-is-a Victim, USA attacked me.

I was lambasted as being anti-gay, in spite of the fact that nothing I predicted had anything to do with the former marine-turned-waitress being a lesbian. I am not anti-gay.  I am anti-bullshit and I am anti-dumb.  Anyone who couldn’t see that Morales’ story was a complete fabrication is a moron.

Of course there are people who simply wanted this all to be true because their entire raison d’etre is based on looking for hatred where it does not exist.  They live to be oppressed and accused.  But, a lie is a lie is a lie, and when the lie is exposed, the venom is injected.

Here’s a suggestion for all you morons out there who believe everything other morons say. Go rent a film called “The Children’s Hour.”  It’s based on a play written in 1935 by Lillian Hellman, and it was put to the movie screen in 1961.  It’s a ground-breaking story about throw-away lies and their inherent consequences.

Starring  Audrey Hepburn,  Shirley Maclaine, James Garner, Faye Bainter and Miriam Hopkins, The Children’s Hour tells a story  about how some people often make up lies because they’re not happy or they’re misguided.  It’s about how a simple lie can totally ruin the lives of innocent people.

In real life this kind of stuff happens all the time because scandalous lies are the most believed ones.

A lot of people are inherently unkind and cruel. They like this kind of stuff and they spread it around like a cancer. They can’t face the truth about anything — especially the truth about themselves.  Bitchy lies are so much fun — until they’re about you.

Okay so what’s this lesbian waitress story all about?

It’s about a girl who needs attention.  She joins the military, and when that gig is up she returns home to a ho-hum life as a run-of-the-mill waitress.

So, because she’s probably a mental case,  she makes up a sob story that causes all kinds of simpletons to rally to her defense. They even donate money to her because she was so wronged by those pesky evil Christians.  The waitress never said anything about evil Christians.  The people who came to her defense did because that’s what they do to live.  That is their oxygen.

What’s it called when you get money donated to you because of a lie you made up about something … uh…oh yeah…FRAUD!

I think that’s a crime, but so far the tip-stiffed lesbian US Marine has not been convicted.  So far she hasn’t been charged and she probably never will be.

Here’s what happened.

According to Dayna Morales — the proudly lesbianical waitress in question — a family stiffed her on a $100 tab because they did not approve of her lifestyle.  This all happened at the Gallop Asian Bistro in Bridgewater, New Jersey.

When the patrons  should have left a tip, they instead scrawled (according to Morales) the message — “I’m sorry but I cannot tip because I do not approve of your lifestyle and how you live your life.”  This isn’t what really happened, but it was reported as the truth because Morales was taken at her word.  Nobody had the brains to figure out that she might have invented the whole story.

For some strange reason, Morales waited until the family LEFT the restaurant and then took a photo of the alleged note and published it on the eternally moronic pages of Facebook.

But wait a second. When a waiter gets stiffed on a tip — don’t they usually chase the patron out into the parking lot?  Doesn’t the manager almost always come over and demand a tip?  Why did Morales wait?  Well….you can guess now.

Of course Dayna Morales’ story fit all the criteria of stupidity and mawkish dumbness — and  it went viral.  Every virtue-signalling imbecile in the world rallied to the defense of this poor lesbian soldier who was wronged by those evil, gay-bashing Christians.

But it didn’t really ever happen.  It was fun while it lasted — at least it was fun for the morons who believed it.  How frigging stupid are people?  I mean it.  HOW FRIGGING STUPID AND GULLIBLE AND DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION CAN PEOPLE BE?    It’s mind boggling that this story even got past the front cash register at this stupid restaurant.

I am going to keep telling you over and over that it didn’t happen because there are a lot of readers who don’t read properly. They see only that I am taking pokes at an alleged “lying lesbian waitress” who, in my opinion, is indeed a mega-liar and a girl who either created a story that got out of hand, or maybe she needs medical help.

There’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian, but what about the lesbians who are really beat down in life because of their lesbianism? Are they forever going to be labeled as people who make shit up to get attention? Probably.  And that will be Dayna Morales’ legacy?  Because of her stupid story, nobody will believe anything like this again.  It might even open the door for real life non-tippers to save a few bucks.

Ironically,  the people who rallied to Morales’ defense when they thought she was a wronged lesbian, will not do anything to help her now that they found out she’s unwell in the head.  There’s nothing interesting about that. There’s no charity or Go Fund Me page for that kind of aberration.

Morales is on her own now. She’ll never be remembered as the girl who lied about getting a hate note instead of a tip or anything like that — she’ll just fade away and keep getting more body ink.  Eventually that little hair spike in the front of her head will turn gray and she’ll walk down the aisle in a tuxedo and marry the gullible girl of her dreams.

So anyway — you should have seen the comments that poured in from the masses when the lesbian waitress was wronged by the evil anti Christian non-tipper family.

Naturally, the officially mentally retarded Asbury Park websites and newsletters, had to get in on this, and then it all exploded into a frenzy of hot-mess-gay-equality-abysmal-trashiness.

For those of you who don’t know, you will kindly note that Asbury Park, NJ is an absolute dump. It might be the cheesiest city in the USA.  It’s a shit hole to end all shit holes. There is nothing dumber or creepier than Asbury Park.  Every year they host a huge Zombie Festival on their seaside promenade and they don’t have to change a thing to prepare for the event. They don’t have to make the town look post-apocalyptic and they don’t have to change their clothes or faces. It’s all ready-made. It’s already an off-the-rack monster-ville. It has its own unique variety of stupidity and decrepitude and atrociousness. It’s even worse than the Gowanus Canal dolphin people — that’s pretty hard to be — but I digress. [Damien LeGallienne – TheDamienZone.com]

Finally, the people who allegedly stiffed the lesbian waitress out of her gratuity were tracked down, and guess what — they produced the REAL receipt and they had indeed left Morales a 19% tip.  Their credit card proved it.

Did Morales make this all up? It sure looks like it.  Not only did the diners leave her a tip — they never wrote any nasty message about Morales’ “lifestyle” or anything like that.   I so love it when I am right — I was soooooooo right about this.

Of course her bosses at the restaurant didn’t fire Morales straight off because they have to let the truth sink into the minds of the morons who worship the sacred ground of the wronged lesbian, Thy have to be careful when they tiptoe around this lunacy because a lot of STUPID people gave money to this Morales person — lots of it. What’s going to happen to that money?

Supposedly Morales is going to donate it to the Wounded Warrior Project because that sure beats going to jail for fraud, but what about the people who don’t want to donate to the Wounded Warrior Project?  What happens to the money donated to her by people who wanted to help a wronged lesbian?

So what’s the “Morales” of this story?  The Morales (moral) of this story is that you must VERIFY your frigging sources when you report something in a major newspaper no matter how shitty that newspaper might be.  The moral of this story is to use your brain.  If you couldn’t figure out that this was one big bullshit story from the very start, you should not be allowed to even write in a coloring book.