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Kim Jong il — secret sex life revealed.

Now that he is dead as a doornail, it can be revealed that Korean dictator Kim Jon Il used to be a live action sex webcam guy.  He went under the name of VellyVellyHungGuy or Kim Jong the Dong, and he was available for private  online screenings for $100.00 per minute on a website called HuskyAsianDaddies.com — they accepted Visa or Mastercard. More pics of Kim Jon Il at a spa  D.kimjongpics “I remember once that I found him on

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James Franco at NYU – Doesn’t show up for class and gets the Professor fired?

If you were paying attention months ago, TheDamienZone.com told you that James Franco was loafing through an imaginary school world at NYU where he was getting top grades and the results of his IQ test were so high  that they were being held in a vault at Fort Knox — baloney.  James Franco is a fuktard and now he has been accused of getting a very good professor fired from his job at NYU because — and get this —

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The New YouTube SUCKS!

There’s an old saying:  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Somebody ought to have told that to the retarded folks at YouTube — the site that used to be fun and interesting but has been recently been revamped to look like shit. The new YouTube sucks and the reason why is sucks is very simple:  IT IS NO LONGER EASY TO USE!   They took a perfectly good website and made it a complete mess.  In my opinion, the changes made

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Is Kris Humphries Gay? Did Kim Kardashian Marry A Gay Guy?

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Tim Tebow Prayers: Atheists Angry Planning Protest.

“We’re talking about people who don’t usually pay attention to NFL football.  They would not even know who Tim Tebow was were in not for their hatred of religion, god, themselves and other human beings.  They are truly sick people.”  Dean Traherne MD.  Juniper Hill Psychiatric Hospital.  Juniper Hill, Montana. Atheists throughout the world, skinny stupid misfits who don’t even watch sports of any kind, are infuriated by the attention quarterback Tim Tebow is getting for kneeling prayer before during

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Joey Lawrence Fired From Melissa And Joey. Joe Rogan To Take His Place.

At a recent gig at Fifi’s Bowling Alley Bar and Grill, it was announced that comic Joe Rogan will replace Joey Lawrence on the squirmingly bad and unfunny ABC Family show “Melissa and Joey.”  it is rumored that Rogan who is best known, and most talented at, making people eat live cockroaches and for setting off metal detectors with his iron fillings hair transplant, will replace Joey Lawrence because producers want the show to be even less funny but they want to keep

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Will Alec Baldwin Be Fired From TCM (Turner Classic Movies)?

Rumors are flying around Hollywood that Alec Baldwin, the world’s most obnoxious WORDS WITH FRIENDS player, will not be asked to return to Turner Classic Movies (TCM) where he sometimes co-hosts with Robert Osborne, a segment called “The Essentials.” His recent antics on an American airlines plane and the subsequent evidence that Baldwin’s account of what transpired on that plane was less than truthful supposedly has TCM executives up in arms. “He was never really good for the program and if he

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Sit On Santa Flash Mob — Fools Facebookers. Sit on Santa is a Gay sex term.

“Sit on Santa is an antiquated gay inside joke that was part of the gay jargon over 70 years ago, but is making a comeback in 2011.  The original meaning implied a young man having sex with a much older man — a Santa.   It’s an expression that has fallen by the wayside for decades but is popular again.”  [Benjamin Switchy MD.  University of Munich Center for Language and Idiomatic Lexography.] There’s this thing getting passed along Facebook — a video of

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