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The New YouTube SUCKS!

There’s an old saying:  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Somebody ought to have told that to the retarded folks at YouTube — the site that used to be fun and interesting but has been recently been revamped to look like shit. The new YouTube sucks and the reason why is sucks is very simple:  IT IS NO LONGER EASY TO USE!   They took a perfectly good website and made it a complete mess.  In my opinion, the changes made

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Is Kris Humphries Gay? Did Kim Kardashian Marry A Gay Guy?

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Tim Tebow Prayers: Atheists Angry Planning Protest.

“We’re talking about people who don’t usually pay attention to NFL football.  They would not even know who Tim Tebow was were in not for their hatred of religion, god, themselves and other human beings.  They are truly sick people.”  Dean Traherne MD.  Juniper Hill Psychiatric Hospital.  Juniper Hill, Montana. Atheists throughout the world, skinny stupid misfits who don’t even watch sports of any kind, are infuriated by the attention quarterback Tim Tebow is getting for kneeling prayer before during

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Joey Lawrence Fired From Melissa And Joey. Joe Rogan To Take His Place.

At a recent gig at Fifi’s Bowling Alley Bar and Grill, it was announced that comic Joe Rogan will replace Joey Lawrence on the squirmingly bad and unfunny ABC Family show “Melissa and Joey.”  it is rumored that Rogan who is best known, and most talented at, making people eat live cockroaches and for setting off metal detectors with his iron fillings hair transplant, will replace Joey Lawrence because producers want the show to be even less funny but they want to keep

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Will Alec Baldwin Be Fired From TCM (Turner Classic Movies)?

Rumors are flying around Hollywood that Alec Baldwin, the world’s most obnoxious WORDS WITH FRIENDS player, will not be asked to return to Turner Classic Movies (TCM) where he sometimes co-hosts with Robert Osborne, a segment called “The Essentials.” His recent antics on an American airlines plane and the subsequent evidence that Baldwin’s account of what transpired on that plane was less than truthful supposedly has TCM executives up in arms. “He was never really good for the program and if he

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Sit On Santa Flash Mob — Fools Facebookers. Sit on Santa is a Gay sex term.

“Sit on Santa is an antiquated gay inside joke that was part of the gay jargon over 70 years ago, but is making a comeback in 2011.  The original meaning implied a young man having sex with a much older man — a Santa.   It’s an expression that has fallen by the wayside for decades but is popular again.”  [Benjamin Switchy MD.  University of Munich Center for Language and Idiomatic Lexography.] There’s this thing getting passed along Facebook — a video of

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Psychotic Nanuet Teacher Tells 2nd Graders “There is no Santa Claus.”

MELLY CLISTMAS, MISS ENG!  PSYCHO! Some vicious kid-hating teacher ruined Christmas for a class full of second-graders when she told them that there is no such thing as Santa Claus during a lesson about the North Pole at their Rockland County, N.Y., school. The scumbag teacher even told the youngsters, mostly 7 and 8-year-olds, that the presents under their trees were put out by their parents, and not Santa.  “She did this because she is a sick person.” said Dr. Helene Gamuccio MD,

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What Is Going On With Kelly Osbourne’s Gray Hair?

“Kelly Osbourne has always been a huge Eleanor Roosevelt fan, and her recent hairstyle is a tribute to the late great First Lady.  Sadly, Kelly is not as pretty or smart as was Mrs. Roosevelt. but she’s trying, and for that I applaud her.”  [Dr. Helene Gammucio, Cultural Minister to Montserrat and Hollywood Hair Anthropologist.] People have been wondering lately about Kelly Osbourne’s gray hair and her new, but antiquated style.  At first her fan (she has only one) noted

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