Everybody is up in arms because Donald Trump used the word “motherfucker” in spite of […]
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Princess Beatrice Ugly Hat Lands Her In The Mental Hospital.
“We had to haul them off as soon as the Royal Wedding festivities moved from the […]
Kate Middleton looks like…..or maybe she actually is……
Her gown was gorgeous and the ceremony was fabulously boring but grand. When Kate Middleton […]
Prince William’s Balding Hair Fixed For Wedding Day!
LAST MINUTE NEWS FLASH The royal hair and makeup people are putting the final touches […]
Psychiatrist Claims: “The Onion Sucks. Only Left-Wing Misfits Read It.”
“Your average Onion reader is usually a social misfit and a liberal son of a […]
Psychiatrist says, “Onion Readers Are Fucked Up People.”
“Your average Onion reader is usually a social misfit and a liberal son of a […]
Anti Gay Hate Crime — 8 Horses Burned Alive In Ohio.
Firefighters in rural Ohio are offering a $5,000 reward today for information about who was […]
Robert De Niro is an Asshole.
Robert DeNiro is an asshole — at least that’s what a lot of people think. […]