Nicaragua’s consul César Mercado was found murdered in his Bronx apartment and there is reason […]
Category: Damien Zone
Mentally Sick State of Virgina Executes A Mentally Retarded Woman.
Warning to mentally retarded or borderline retarded people: DO NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG IN THE […]
Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck – Guess who got the talent in their families?
River Phoenix was a great talent and Ben Affleck is passable, but their brothers have […]
Matt LeBlanc is gradually becoming U.S. President James Buchanan.
“We are not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse,” said Dr. Mark Kick […]
MAN OF THE YEAR: Chastity “Chaz” Bono’s got it all “sewed up.”
“I don’t think I want to be man of the year,” said the burly Chaz […]
NEWS FLASH: PARIS HILTON SENTENCED TO DEATH.
The blond heiress shrieked in terror as the the judge handed down the sentence – […]
Nancy Reagan tells police: “Zsa Zsa Gabor is a flesh eating zombie.”
“There is no reason that Zsa Zsa a should be moving around,” said Dr. Hans Brecker […]
DOCTORS PROVE: Snooki’s DNA is not human and neither is she !
“She may walk on two legs and she may seem like a modern day primate– […]