“I don’t think I want to be man of the year,” said the burly Chaz […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
NEWS FLASH: PARIS HILTON SENTENCED TO DEATH.
The blond heiress shrieked in terror as the the judge handed down the sentence – […]
Nancy Reagan tells police: “Zsa Zsa Gabor is a flesh eating zombie.”
“There is no reason that Zsa Zsa a should be moving around,” said Dr. Hans Brecker […]
DOCTORS PROVE: Snooki’s DNA is not human and neither is she !
“She may walk on two legs and she may seem like a modern day primate– […]
Zapruder film proves why: “Lindsay Lohan fails drug test.”
The judge kept running the cell phone video back and forth in the darkened room for nearly […]
God says, “I want to bring Billy Mays back to life and get him the hell out of heaven.”
Infomercial pitchman Billy Mays has been in heaven for over a year and our sources […]
Westboro Baptist Church to stage a production of RENT.
The Westboro Baptist Chucrh, known world-wide for their colorful signs that read: God Hates Fags! […]
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell — Lady Gaga is an idiot — even FDR says so.
Either Lady Gaga has been wearing too much meat lately, or she has a rib […]