Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Jamie Lee Curtis & Sigourney Weaver – same dress 1 Penis.
Jamie Lee Curtis jokingly sneered at her “You Again” co-star Sigourney Weaver for wearing the […]
NEW STUDY PROVES: President Kennedy was assasinated by a horse.
“I told you I was just a patsy,” said Lee Harvey Oswald from his hot […]
Richard Serra Sculpture Rusts in Bronx Yard because it’s a piece of shit!
Richard Serra Sculpture Rusts in Bronx Yard A massive sculpture by Richard Serra stands in […]
Nicaraguan diplomat found dead with hair in his hands. Chupacabra suspected.
Nicaragua’s consul César Mercado was found murdered in his Bronx apartment and there is reason […]
Mentally Sick State of Virgina Executes A Mentally Retarded Woman.
Warning to mentally retarded or borderline retarded people: DO NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG IN THE […]
Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck – Guess who got the talent in their families?
River Phoenix was a great talent and Ben Affleck is passable, but their brothers have […]
Matt LeBlanc is gradually becoming U.S. President James Buchanan.
“We are not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse,” said Dr. Mark Kick […]