“I used to dye his hair “Jean Harlow blond” whenever he was in town,” said […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Scientists say: “NEW JERSEY BEAR HUNT KILLS TOO MANY BEARS.”
The thousands of white trash New Jersey gun happy hunters who set off into the […]
WikiLeaks’ Assange Arrested by British Police. Found with dildo in suitcase.
Julian Assange has been arrested by British police on suspicion of committing sex crimes in […]
FRENCH blaming AMERICANS ONLY for Concorde crash.
PONTOISE, France – Continental Airlines Inc. and one of its mechanics were convicted in a […]
Oprah Winfrey Gingerbread recipe.
Sources close to Oprah say that she loves to take one whole day close to […]
Guava Juice makes anxiety and panic worse.
It has been theroized that eating guava fruit eases anxiety and panic disorder, but if […]
SNOOKI TO SPEAK AT RUTGERS.
MTV’s “Jersey Shore” star Snooki will be the guest speaker at Rutgers University’s “Night of […]
Joey Lawrence and Prince William to appear on GLEE to talk about spray-on hair.
With “Sweeps Week” only a few weeks away, the producers of the hit gay show […]