Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
New Jersey Blizzard — New Jersey Snowed in.
What started out to be a little snow storm has turned into a monster blizzard […]
Friends fear: “Juliette Lewis stayed mildly retarded after filming “THE OTHER SISTER.”
“She used to be a bright girl — so full of knowledge,” said a source […]
Miley Cyrus Gong — coated with herpes virus?
Miley Cyrus has joined forces with Blistex Corporation and together the two have declared war […]
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell — Gays in the military get right into action!
“Today I had to defuse a few roadside bombs and then I had to go […]
Pierogi recipes are easy — Buy them frozen!
The picture here is nice, but the pierogies should be browner and slighlty crispier. Also — […]
Smokey The Bear was the correct answer on Million Dollar Money Drop
Smokey The Bear was the correct answer on Million Dollar Money Drop tonight. After wagering […]
BEN AFFLECK IS AN ASSHOLE!
Ben Affleck appeared today on dopey NPR (National Public Radio) and denounced the high salaries […]