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ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES

First off, let’s call a spade a spade. Here is the TWEET.   ROB REINER – NANCY SINATRA — TWO TWITTER ASSHOLES HERE IS THE TWEET:   Nancy Sinatra is only famous because her father was Frank Sinatra.  She had no talent and no looks.   She is now an old and horrifying asshole who says stupid and uninformed shit on Twitter because she’s basically an idiot who grew up in the booze-soaked bubble of the over-hyped and shit-wipe world of

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BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka.

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s corpse is not even cold yet, but her high camp moment of slapping a Beverly Hills cop  has been topped by two frumpy, New-Yawk-Values-Lawyuhs – husband and husband — — who seemed to have gone off on a bitchy rage on a JetBlue flight bound for Florida. BUTT HURT BITCHY QUEENS BOARD BLUE and Harass Ivanka Trump? [Damien LeGallienne, Brussels]  Seems husband and husband were butt hurt by the outcome of the Presidential election so they made a

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HORSE MEAT IN YOUR HAMBURGER IS NOT TRUE. Read and Learn.

DISCLAIMER:  The Damien Zone is AGAINST eating horses or killing horses for meat.  We accept, however, that some people do.  We cannot change that, but we can inform the rest of the people that this horse meat scare in not true and that – as sad as it may sound – having slaughterhouses for horses might not be as horrible as most people think. Recently, this article has appeared on the NEWS TARGET website.   News Target is an even more  moronic version of

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Identity Of Man Who Stole Penguins Puck From Child REVEALED.

8-year-old Tray Dobson couldn’t have been happier.    He had just had dinner at his favorite pizza parlor — Cheese Geyser  — with his family and the rest of his evening would be spent at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game.  It doesn’t get any better than that….or does it? During the game, the former Penguin coach, Dan Bylsma reached up over the glass to toss the young lad a puck.   No sooner had the puck floated towards Tray’s open hand, when a fat and

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Franco’s Home Run Stealing Ball Bully Identified!

Fox Sports Arizona announcers Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly were in complete shock yesterday when a big, beer belly, pushy, bully, block-headed douche bag shoved an older woman like she was a piece of dirt in in the gutter just so he could retrieve Maikel Franco’s first home run ball at the Diamondback -Phillies game. The big slob was later identified as Brod Kearnbleu, a 33-year-old locker room attendant and laundry manager at a men’s spa and sauna  somewhere north of

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McWicked and Dave Miller — KICK THIS !

We all know that desperate people often do desperate things.  Sometimes desperate people are simple minions in a desperate industry, and because that industry is quickly getting the go-by as public tastes rapidly change, the industry in question, as a whole,  has to resort to desperate measures. MCWICKED:  THE STORY OF A GREAT HORSE AND A STUPID RULE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD RULE. WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY:  David Mattia. The harness racing industry is now running

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Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed…

Identity of Baseball Stealing Woman Revealed… To some people, she is: 1 -“That horrible baseball-stealing woman with the  lipstick lesbian haircut,” 2 – “That square butt-face old hag in ugly white pants and a big bully belt who snatched away a baseball from a child” 3 -“She is the embodiment of evil and greed and selfishness.  She has no soul and she should rot in hell.” Those are only some of the angry accusations that have been hurled at a woman

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“Bruce Jenner is Definitely Getting a Sex Change” says expert?

“….it’s all part of the Kardashian’s master plan for a mega-season storyline wherein Bruce finally gets sexual assignment surgery and changes his name — according to rumor — to Caitlyn Jenner.” [The Damien Zone – Damien LeGallienne] If it walks like a duck, it’s probably a duck and if a guy looks like he is going through a sex-change procedure, it is safe to say that he probably is doing just that. It’s becoming more and more obvious that in

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