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Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole.

  Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole. He’s fat.  His face is blubbery.  He speaks through his tiny and crooked bottom teeth like Eric Cartman, and his lower jaw goes in all kinds of retarded directions.  He looks and sounds like a female-to-male sex change old Jewish lady — and he’s a frigging moron. Every election prediction he makes turns out to be wrong — ALWAYS — yet Fox and a few other networks keep

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Governor Christie “Don’t Be Stupid” Plans to Fart Into Hurricane Sandy to Save New Jersey.

“Don’t be stupid, get off the barrier islands and let me handle this the best way I know how — don’t be stupid.” [New Jersey Governor Chris Christie] In an act of selflessness and intestinal foritude, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is planning to pull down his pants on the beach in southern New Jersey, and emit a huge fart directly into the storm as it attempts to make landfall not very far from where Snooki and Mike The Situation once

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LEFT WING LIE – TAGG ROMNEY AND VOTING MACHINES – NOT TRUE!

Several left-wing news outlets are reporting on a financial relationship between one of Mitt Romney’s sons and a voting machine company–with some even implying that the relationship could lead to tampering with votes on Election Day to benefit the Republican. The only problem? There doesn’t seem to be any evidence of any financial relationship between Romney’s son, Tagg, and the company. Solamere Capital, an investment fund founded and run by Tagg Romney, is a financial partner with HIG Capital, a

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EXPERTS DECLARE: Long Island Psychic Theresa Caputo is a fake!

“ “If dead people are attracted to a frigging idiot like this, I hope there is no afterlife.” [Damien LeGallienne].   After gaining notoriety on her TLC show “Long Island Medium,” Theresa Caputo is the down-to-earth psychic that fans adore — but not Italian Americans. Most of them think Caputo is an annoying c’afone who hoodwinks people into thinking that she sees dead people. According to some viewers — reality TV viewers especially — this crock of shit with pesto

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Gay Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

 “Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have.” Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, “with ducks more equal than us.” [Jasmine – a fake kid from New Zealand] Either the people in Canterbury, New Zealand are outrageously stupid and they don’t know a Canterbury Tale when they see one, or the people who write for their newspaper — the Northern Outlook — need to find another

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IS LADY GAGA A TRAITOR TO USA AND TO WOMEN?

Is Lady Gaga in trouble with the government of the USA?  Is the FBI or INTERPOL on their way to pay her a visit?  According to IP Investigators, Helene Gommuccio and Benjamin Switchy, the lady in the eggs is in a heap of trouble.   “It seems that Lady Gaga has a talent other than being famous for being famous.  She has a talent for getting herself into international trouble.  Lady Gaga — real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta —

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EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.”

EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.” The imagined deep romance between MSNBC’s Chris Matthews and President Obama is over, because in spite of the fact that the President vowed — in Chris Matthews’ mind — to stay with him “in sickness and in health,” President Obama has ditched him — at least that is what the inner workings of Matthews’ mind have conjured up. One psychologist has publicly spoken out, and he thinks that Chris Matthews has a serious mental abberation.  

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Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer.

Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer. According to sources close to the mega pop star, Lady Gaga is a huge Trump fan and she plans on supporting him. Negotiations are under way for Lady Gaga to even perform at Trump’s next birthday bash.. “Lady Gaga is a staunch Republican and you can be sure she will be voting for Republican candidates in any upcoming elections,” said political analyst, Rocco “Shirl” Soto who devotes his journalism to examining

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