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Joey Lawrence

Joey Lawrence Hair Transplants? Pecs? Biceps? Speedos? Waxed Chest?

Joey Lawrence has had his ups and downs. His career has gone from very sky high to so-so and then to lackluster. He used to have a head full of bushy brown hair but then it started to thin out as he approached his crucial 30th year and Joey was faced with a hair-raising dilemma. Soon after the hair started to go, Joey started sprouting copius amounts of chest hair which he then carefully waxed and shaved in order to

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What is up with Joey Lawrence and His Weird Red Hair. Experts Explain.

In a recent TV appearance with Charissa Thompson, former child star,  famous rock singer and Chippendale Stripper, Joey Lawrence, seems to be having a serious problem with his hair and his height and the shape of his head.  The question is: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH JOEY LAWRENCE’S HAIR? We asked Carlo LoMarca, an Italian hair stylist and Hollywood insider. “Joey Lawrence’s hair is now dyed a reddish something or other which is usually what one does to camaflouge the growth of new

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Did Oscar Host Seth MacFarlane get a hairpice or a toupee or a rug?

 SETH MacFarlane’s Hair looked like this. {LOS ANGELES, CA 9:52pmEST}  Academy Award watchers were shocked to see that this year’s host Seth MacFarlane took the stage wearing the worst toupee in the history of Hollywood toupees.  The hairpiece he was wearing was so bad that only moments before the show started,  makeup and hair people associated with show begged the balding voice of Family Guy to let them fit him with a better hairpiece, but he refused and assumed they

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Seth MacFarlane’s Toupee or Hairpiece Shocks Academy Award Viewers.

{LOS ANGELES, CA 9:52pmEST}  Academy Award watchers were shocked to see that this year’s host Seth MacFarlane took the stage wearing the worst toupee in the history of Hollywood toupees.  The hairpiece he was wearing was so bad that only moments before the show started,  makeup and hair people associated with show begged the balding voice of Family Guy to let them fit him with a better hairpiece, but he refused and assumed they were joking. “Seth is in serious denial.  His hairpiece

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Web Series Star, Angelina Jones to host SNL on March 23, 2013 With Musical Guest Bruno Mars.

He may have sold a zillion records and he’s probably the biggest thing to come out of Hawaii since canned Pineapples, but singing star Bruno Mars might have to pump up his star power a few notches when  he appears as the “musical guest” on NBC’s SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE this coming March 23rd.   Seems Mars might get sent into another orbit by the host for that night’s show — none other than webseries star Angelina Jones. Yes, it’s true, the

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JERSEY SHORE NOT CANCELLED. NEW CAST FOR 2013 ALREADY FILMED IN SECRET.

Guidos and Guido lovers thoughout the world are grieving because MTV’s JERSEY SHORE has been cancelled…but is it really true?  According to one TV insider, the Jersey Shore show is totally not cancelled and filming of the new show with the new cast aready happened throughout August of 2012. “The new cast of Jersey Shore was already filmed without anyone even noticing and 9 episodes have been edited down from the footage,” said former “Bollywood” movie maker, Anna Pan-Nikko, a producer

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What’s Wrong With John Travolta’s Hair? Experts Explain.

“It appears to me that whatever John Travolta has done to himself, the end result has made him look like a bloated vampire.” [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PhD] It looks as though John Travolta is having an advanced treatment of spray on hair micro-fibers to create the illusion that he has a full head of hair. This spray-on technique is very similar to the one used by TV actor and famed singer/musician/composer/lyricist/author Joey Jawrence who used the spray on look while

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Hurricane Sandy Heading to New Jersey. Stops Big Movie Production.

Hurricane Sandy is headed straight for New Jersey and there isn’t a single D-size battery left on the shelf of any supermarket.  Wonder Bread is gone and people have to buy the cheaper brands that do not help build strong bodies twelve ways.  Milk is in short supply as is bottled water and soda water.  One thing that might go unnoticed by the ordinary American is that film production on a long-awaited major motion picture being filmed on the beach

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