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Summer 2011 – Will Be The Coldest Summer In Recent History.

Never mind what the Farmer’s Almanac says, and forget about the global warming nuts, because the Summer of 2011 is predicted by experts to be the coldest summer in recorded history of the Northeast of the USA.  The weather disaters we are seeing now in the southern states is the evidence that something happening thousands miles away quite possibly, according to one expert, could give the Eastern USA a year with no Summer. “There is a very active La Nina

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Ebay Bidder for Princess Beatrice Hat Identity Revealed.

The pink pretzel hat Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding has been sold for more than $130,000. Bidding for the Philip Treacy’s creation on eBay was put to an end on Sunday, May 22 with the final bid standing at GBP81,100.01 or roughly around $131,341. The identity of the winner hasn’t been revealed because he can’t afford to ante up the money.  Photo – Hartunis (left) and Switchy. TheDamienZone has revealed that the winning bidder was self-proclaimed CIA man, Sheldon

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Randy Savage Dead. Macho Man Randy Savage dies in car wreck.

“Macho Man” Randy Savage, a professional wrestler who became a fan favorite thanks to his outlandish outfits and trademark catchphrase, died today according to metro police. The 58-year-old Savage reportedly suffered a heart attack while driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler in Tampa, Fla., and careened across lanes of oncoming traffic before colliding head-on with a tree. He died later at a local hospital. Savage’s wife Lynn, who was riding in the passenger seat, escaped with only minor injuries. Both passengers

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Stephen Hawking is an Atheist and an Idiot.

 USA Today — the newspaper that people only read at airports because of the colorful weathermap — put up a useless piece online about Stephen Hawking wherein Hawking says:  “I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark,” Okay — good for him.  That’s his opinion but one must also note that this

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May 21 Apocalypse Zombies Are In Los Angeles.

There is no reason that Zsa Zsa a should be moving around,” said Dr. Hans Brecker of Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.  “She has no blood pressure and no pulse but according to former First Lady Nancy Reagan, Zsa  Zsa sits up and watches television and talks about someday being on Dancing With The Stars.  Mrs. Reagan also told us that the house is full of flesh eating monsters.   I have conferred with experts in this field and we have determined

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May 21 — End Of The World — THIS IS REAL!

Today is May 18, 2011, which means that May 21, the day that retired preacher Harold Camping, a senile man in an old folks home who has predicted eevrything that has ever happened since he was born, has designated as Judgment Day, and thus the beginning of the end of the world, is just 3 days away. So, with all the hype surrounding this date, fueled in large part by the Internet, should we be worried at all? The logical answer: YES! 

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Princess Beatrice Hat On Ebay — cheap with 3 days to go.

There are 63 bids with 3 days to go on the Ebay bidding for the hat that put Princess Beatrice in the Royal Mental Hospital, and while billions of people worldwide saw the hat — it even had it’s own Facebook page — nobody seems to be bidding since the ugly thing is hanging at GBP30,000.   Experts think that maybe it’s because the hat has little bit of Princess Beatrice’s sweaty head smell still in it, but the hat comes with

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Extreme Home Makeovers — Scam artists and liars.

Ty Pennington and the philanthropic crew of ABC’s “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” have been giving families the houses of their dreams through sweeping seven-day renovations and reconstructions since the series premiered in 2004. The uplifting reality show brokers in hardest-luck cases that sometimes appear too sad to be true. And in some cases, as it turns out, they are: according to a recent trial in Oregon, it seems the would-be do-gooders were duped by a family falsely claiming two very

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