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Ron Palillo — ARNOLD HORSHACK — DEAD and STILL UNFUNNY

Everybody thought his EW! EW! EW! –  thing was funny — IT WAS NOT!.  Everybody thought his nasal voice was funny  — IT WAS NOT! And now that Ron “HORSHACK” Palillo is dead, he is being hailed as a comedic genius — he was not a comedic genius.  He wasn’t even funny.  He wasn’t anything but a white Steve Irkle.  Sorry — but you know it’s true – and if you thought he was funny it’s a sure sign that you are/were/will

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ELTON JOHN CALLS MADONNA the C WORD! AND SHE DESERVES IT!

In simple terms, Elton John is a nice man.  He does nice things for a lot of people.  He is talented and unselfish and caring.  He has always carried himself well in good times and in bad times.  He is talented and loyal and just about everything a good man can be to earn the title of being a “good man.” So what was it that brought the squad cars screaming up his drive – so to speak — when he spoke out

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Chick-Fil-A Gays Are Angry At Anti Gay Marrriage Dan Cathy — his name is Cathy! LOL.

Wednesday, Aug 1, 2012, was truly a great day for fat, clueless, fast-food-eating, gays because they lined up at Chick-Fil-A , a company TheDamienZone never even heard of, to stuff their big gay faces with shitty chicken — actually that’s not really what happened at all.  Of course there were a lot of gays there who simply wanted to eat, but for the most part, the chicken restaurant, which again I swear we never heard of, is run by a

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Michael Phelps in Speedos Not Making Waves With Gay Men.

M.A.M.A.B. members have been very unhappy with Michael Phelps’ lack of a bulge in his Speedos  and each time Phelp’s is in a swimming event they get together to watch and hope for signs of a bulge. [Courtesy of M.A.M.A.B. — Middle aged Men Admiring Bulges] A German Magazine provided the Damien Zone with close up pics of Michael Phelp’s bulge.  You be the judge.  Pics are at this link on site – Das Photos auf Bulgen Phelps. . Olympic swimming

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MADONNA BOOED IN FRANCE BECAUSE SHE IS AN ASSHOLE!

Madonna, the old hag, fake, uneducated, no-talent sack of shit, did a concert in Paris that the badly aging pop star said was intended to celebrate France’s tolerance but in reality she just pissed people off because she is a fucking asshole.  Yes – Madonna is a fucking asshole and a moron. The French got so pissed off when her “concert” — which was all lip-synched anyway — ended after less than 45 minutes —  because she has no fucking talent and

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Kirk Cameron Ocean Grove Mess — Teen “Gay” Corey Bernstein Getting the attention he craves — blech!

So there’s this pushy and unbearably annoying kid in New Jersey named Corey Bernstein and at the advanced age of 17, he is openly and militantly gay — but that’s not enough for the little brat.  He wants to be famous too.  He’s looking for trouble and he’s looking in the right direction because my best guess is that he is being coached by others.  YUK! Where are your parents Corey?  Where were your lazy do-nothing ass-wipe NJ teachers when you

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SNOOKI SMUSH CHARITY GETS FIRST DONATION.

Everyone was in an uproar because Snooki got paid more for speaking at Rutgers than Toni Morrison who is a poet or something, but Snooki, now an honorary Doctor Of Letters has announced that she will donate her $32,000 speaking fee to further advance the study of the Jersey Devil in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. “I guess I could keep the money and spend it on clothes but I think the Jersey Devil needs a helping hand, ” said

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EMINEM QUOTE IS FAKE: “I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay….” FAKE HOAX – He Never Said it!

FAKE QUOTE OF THE WEEK! “I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.” – Eminem. <——FAKE! Here are some of Eminem’s REAL quotes —–>Direct Slim Shady quotes.. Before I get into detail about how annoying this fake Eminem quote actually is, I would like to show my readers what I got from Dr. James Cifell MD, a psychiatrist

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