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JOEY LAWRENCE and MACAULAY CULKIN — NEW MOVIE Set To Shoot In November.

JOEY LAWRENCE and MACAULAY CULKIN — NEW MOVIE Set To Shoot In November. JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY — UPI: Two child stars who are both all grown up now have decided to put their heads together and make a movie with veteran blockbuster producer, Mildred Sclafani — and fans of all three are really enthusiastic. Word is out that Joey Lawrence and Macaulay Culkin will be starring together in the action- adventure-thriller movie, “SLADE’S HONOR” in which Joey Lawrence will play the title roll

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WHY IS LADY GAGA FAT! IS LADY GAGA’S MARILYN MONROE FAT GIRL SIZE ZERO QUOTE REAL?

Okay — Lady Gaga is proud to have gained 25 pounds.  She says she doesn’t care and she quotes  – well, she thinks she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe but she’s wrong.  Lady Gaga is getting fat because there is something medically wrong with her.  She is sick in some kind of glandular way which is also why she was losing her hair last year and why her legs went from being straight to being knock-kneed. But first things first.  Dearest Gaga,

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Madonna’s “Obama Black Muslim” Rant. Is Madonna Mentally Sick?

Rumors are floating around the country and abroad tht Madonna is in need of serious medical help.  Some think that maybe it’s just a really bad battle with menopause or her strange recovery from a ten year battle with F.A.S. (Foreign Accent Syndrome).  Some think that  she might be reacting badly to some medicines — or something far, far worse. This rumor comes right on the heels of her rant last weekend at a Washington DC concert where Madonna Ciccone, aka Madonna, seemed to

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Facebook Stock Up While Zuckerberg Laughs At Suckers Who Buy It.

A day after Facebook CEO and “I KILL ANIMALS WITH MY BARE HANDS  FOR MY FOOD”, Mark Zuckerberg,  broke several months of silence and spoke publicly at a high-tech event, the company’s stock registered its biggest one-day percentage gain since it went public in May.  Sadly, it’s too little and too late for all the suckers who bought this shit stock.  “You had to be a moron to buy this stock when it went public,” said Dr. Sheldon Hartunis of the World

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Sandra Fluke’s Necklace At The Democratic Convention

According to rapidly spreading reports, Sandra Fluck was running around the Democratic National Convention bragging that she was able to insult the whole Pro-Life crowd when she brazenly wore an ugly necklace that was actually made from all of the diaphragms she has used over the past year. “Sandra likes to kill fetuses and if she thinks for one second that her Intrauterine Device (IUD) is losing its edge, she quckly gets a new one before a baby gets a

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Elizabeth Warren — INDIAN? NATIVE AMERICAN? The Truth From Her Staff?

She’s the Democratic U.S. Senate candidate in Massachusetts, a consumer advocate, Harvard law professor and, she’d be proud to tell you, a grandmother. What she is most proud to say, however, is that she is descended from Apache warriors who once ruled the plains of North America.   She’s full of shit, but let’s play along and see where we get. “Squaw Warren, as she prefers to be called, says her people were rulers of America before the evil white man

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Cher wishes AIDS rape. Ellen Barkin wishes death. Cher and Ellen Barkin are Assholes.

On Sunday, washed up old hag, has-been-who-never-was actress, Ellen Barkin, age 68, expressed her hope that Tropical Storm Isaac would smash up the Republican National Convention in Tampa and drown all its delegates.  Yes — it’s true.  She sort of wished death on the people attending the convention.  That is the maturity level of this old hag — and that’s what she is — an old hag who made this desperate re-TWEET to try to get back a hint of a

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QUEEN ELIZABETH SAYS, “God Is Gay For Prince Harry.”

GOD IS GAY FOR PRINCE HARRY and experts at Buckingham Palace have set out to prove it as part of an ongoing investigation by Her Majesty the Queen. Here is the proof they have come up with:  Prince Harry is young.  He is goodlooking. He has a great body.   He has juicy hotties hanging all over him.   He’s a billionaire  Prince of England and — get this — it takes two full hands to only partially cover Prince Harry’s large penis. Is this

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