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Hurricane Sandy Heading to New Jersey. Stops Big Movie Production.

Hurricane Sandy is headed straight for New Jersey and there isn’t a single D-size battery left on the shelf of any supermarket.  Wonder Bread is gone and people have to buy the cheaper brands that do not help build strong bodies twelve ways.  Milk is in short supply as is bottled water and soda water.  One thing that might go unnoticed by the ordinary American is that film production on a long-awaited major motion picture being filmed on the beach

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LEFT WING LIE – TAGG ROMNEY AND VOTING MACHINES – NOT TRUE!

Several left-wing news outlets are reporting on a financial relationship between one of Mitt Romney’s sons and a voting machine company–with some even implying that the relationship could lead to tampering with votes on Election Day to benefit the Republican. The only problem? There doesn’t seem to be any evidence of any financial relationship between Romney’s son, Tagg, and the company. Solamere Capital, an investment fund founded and run by Tagg Romney, is a financial partner with HIG Capital, a

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CANDY CROWLEY DIET? NO WAY? She starts her own line of clothing.

Candy Crowley is cashing in on her fame as the debate monitor at the second Presidential debate by opening up her own line of hair care products and clothes for the woman with curves and fat and then some. “Candy looked kind of really really huge and her hair looked greasy and unkempt,” said fashion designer and health guru Sheldon Hartunis of the Hartunis Human Body Remake Company in Laurence Harbor, New Jersey. “She was far too wide and way

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EXPERTS DECLARE: Long Island Psychic Theresa Caputo is a fake!

“ “If dead people are attracted to a frigging idiot like this, I hope there is no afterlife.” [Damien LeGallienne].   After gaining notoriety on her TLC show “Long Island Medium,” Theresa Caputo is the down-to-earth psychic that fans adore — but not Italian Americans. Most of them think Caputo is an annoying c’afone who hoodwinks people into thinking that she sees dead people. According to some viewers — reality TV viewers especially — this crock of shit with pesto

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PAULY D WEIGHT GAIN ALARMS DOCTOR.

PAULY D WEIGHT GAIN ALARMS DOCTOR.   According to sources, Paul D, the record spinning, muscle-bound Guido from Rhode Island who rose to fame on the MTV trainwreck, “Jersey Shore” has checked himself into a fat farm in Palm Springs, California to try and shed the 80 pounds he has gained since the show was cancelled. Fans and foes alike began to notice the huge weight gain about seven months ago, and for a few weeks it looked like Pauly

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IS LADY GAGA A TRAITOR TO USA AND TO WOMEN?

Is Lady Gaga in trouble with the government of the USA?  Is the FBI or INTERPOL on their way to pay her a visit?  According to IP Investigators, Helene Gommuccio and Benjamin Switchy, the lady in the eggs is in a heap of trouble.   “It seems that Lady Gaga has a talent other than being famous for being famous.  She has a talent for getting herself into international trouble.  Lady Gaga — real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta —

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Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer.

Is Lady Gaga a Republican or a Democrat? Here’s The Answer. According to sources close to the mega pop star, Lady Gaga is a huge Trump fan and she plans on supporting him. Negotiations are under way for Lady Gaga to even perform at Trump’s next birthday bash.. “Lady Gaga is a staunch Republican and you can be sure she will be voting for Republican candidates in any upcoming elections,” said political analyst, Rocco “Shirl” Soto who devotes his journalism to examining

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Where is Brendan Fraser?

WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up the notion that someday a hair transplant would rejoin a long lost pair of siblings. Such is the case with actor Brendan Fraser and that Supreme Court thingy Elena Kagan. “As I was doing the transplant on Brendan Fraser I started to notice something strange,” said Dr. Bosley Beasley of the Bosley Hair Transplant and Second Mortgage Clinic. “The more hair I added to the

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