Category Archives: Hollywood

Identity Of Man Who Stole Penguins Puck From Child REVEALED.

kid8-year-old Tray Dobson couldn’t have been happier.    He had just had dinner at his favorite pizza parlor — Cheese Geyser  — with his family and the rest of his evening would be spent at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game.  It doesn’t get any better than that….or does it?

kid1During the game, the former Penguin coach, Dan Bylsma reached up over the glass to toss the young lad a puck.   No sooner had the puck floated towards Tray’s open hand, when a fat and sloppy slob jumped up from his seat and stole the puck from the little boy.

More pics of theft here — Dave’s  Conversation with Hockey thief,

This kind of thing has happened before.  A lesbian psychologist from Quebec stole a baseball that was thrown to a little girl and some big gorilla pushed an older woman like a rag doll to get a home run ball from the bleachers.   What is going on with people?

kid2The newest BAD GUY in the world or puck-baseball stealers is a local guy named Leif Bakkenstern,  who was somehow able to quickly  jostle his 52-inch waist and overhanging stomach out of his seat, reach out and steal the puck before the excited child had a chance to even reach for it.

Luckily, little Tray was rewarded with TWO game pucks and a genuine team jersey.   The guy who stole the puck was treated to a toss from the arena.  It seems that the crowd got more and more hostile with him and officials thought it would be a good idea that he be asked to leave.

“They asked me to leave because I was a disturbance in the game.  Can you believe that,” asked the puck stealing and bald-headed Leif Bakkenstern as he headed for his car followed by security officials from the arena.

In spite of the security guards telling him to shut up and drive away, the tub of lard continued his rant which was recorded by Dave Mattea who has more of this rant in its entirety on his website —> Dave’s  Conversation with Hockey thief,

“I reached out and grabbed a puck and now I am a monster.  What do you do when you see a puck or a baseball coming in your direction?  You reach out and grab it.   That’s what I did and I am not sorry I did it.   Now they’re making a hero out of that little brat.  Why should he get stuff handed to him just because he’s a kid?  When I was a kid I got shit.  My father worked as a nightwatchman at a brewery and we never had anything.  I picked up a hockey puck at a department store once when I was a kid and my father slapped it out of my hand. But  we are good solid citizens who have spent a whole lot of money on hockey tickets.  What has this little kid really contributed to society?  Can you answer that?”  

Leif Bakkenstern lives only 2 miles from the arena and has been going there for years.

“I go these games…hundreds of them  Let’s see those security guards add up how much money I spent on tickets, and that’ not counting the hundreds of hot dogs and hamburgers and pizza and french fries and the occasional beer that I spend my money on there.   This kid, who does nothing but go to school I guess,  thinks he deserves a puck more than I do?  The team thinks that he is so so so special that he gets all these gifts and I get nothing?  Come on, be serious will ya!  I bet if he was in a wheelchair or retarded or something he would get a new car and lifetime box seats.  That’s what’s wrong with this country.  Everybody has some kind of affliction and they get special treatment, but what was this kid’s affliction?  He’s just a dopey kid.  Jesus H. Christ!”

Spokesman for the hockey team or the commission had no comment and it is not know if Brakkenstern has been suspended or banned from the arena.

Nancy Sinatra – Political Moron – in Planned Parenthood Twitter War.

Her boots may have been for walkin’, but her brain just seems to lie around and do nothing.   She’s a political moron of the highest order and she’s not afraid to let the world know it.   In social media – mostly twitter — Nancy Sinatra is the queen of the geriatric sub-mediocrities, and she’s managed to do it all with no discernible talent.  [Damien LeGallienne, 30, September, 2015]

nancySometimes people are famous because they have talent, and sometimes they’re famous because they’ve done something noteworthy or important.

As far as Hollywood goes, however, far too many people are sort of famous for being the lackluster spawn of someone who is or was really famous for a real reason.  These pitiful creatures have zero to near zero talent of their own, but they’ve been dipped in show biz sauce for so long that they’ve  acquired a coating of fame-by-association.

These DNA-entitled nobodies are handed a little  plastic surgery, a few acting roles, a record contract or a book deal – all in spite of the fact that there is no THERE there.  They have no talent.  They were born on third base but they think they hit a triple.

The moment they were born, about a thousand other talented kids lost any shot at fame.   The DNA-entitled no talents inherited the open slot.

These Double Helix squatters have, however,  been gifted with one true talent — they own the rights to  someone else’s notable DNA.  They are squatting merrily in a humanoid mansion wrought from someone else’s genetic material.

Take for example an absolute nowhere like Kelly Osbourne.

Who is she?  What are her talents?  ——— yawn —– I just drifted off for a minute trying to figure out why Kelly Osbourne is famous.   I mean,  I know for a fact that she is Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter, and  for a moment I almost gave her a hall pass.  I actually tried to figure out her talent –assuming for a second that she had one.   Sadly, I came up empty.

Kelly Osbourne, mauve hair and all, is  totally untalented.   Her father tossed her the bone.    Actually,  he tossed the bone to his equally untalented wife Sharon who in turn passed it on to Kelly.    Where ya gonna go now that Joan is dead, Kelly?    Good luck with whatever because your bone  got buried with Joan Rivers.

At this point it would be too easy to pick on Joan’s daughter Melissa Rivers for being in the same league as Kelly Osbourne, but I actually like Melissa Rivers.    She showed a LOT of class when her mother died and for that alone she gets a pass.  She’s a bright girl, and on the business end of the limelight she’ll probably do very well.  I hope she does…but I digress.

Recently, thanks to the luck of the DNA draw,  we got to learn all about some don’tI-look-slutty-nobody named Paris Jackson.

Paris is making herself famous by letting the world know that she is Michael Jackson’s daughter.   Who gives a shit?  She sure doesn’t look like she could be Michael Jackson’s daughter to me, and even if she is, I don’t care.

This Paris Jackson heap of nothingness is the speed bump in my DNA theory, but I assume that Los Angeles County recognizes Paris Jackson as being the actual daughter of Michael Jackson, and that’s good enough for me.

Paris Jackson is the very lucky product — or not so lucky for people like Bobbi Christina — of an egg and sperm which came together to create yet another ho-hum organism.   It’s been done — about a trillion billion times.

Sometimes you mate a sperm and egg and you get a sea sponge and sometimes you get a human being.

Social media – TWITTER – is the place where a lot of not-so-notable sea sponges like to go and wring out their wet  nothingness to their FOLLOWERS — and let’s face it — that’s what they are — FOLLOWERS….not leaders.

Sub-mediocrities like Nancy Sinatra, Rosie, Ellen Barkin, Mia Farrow and a whole lot of other political morons run to Twitter so they can spread  their SEA SPONGE stupidity.

Just a quick thought:   It pains me to say nasty things about Mia Farrow because she is actually talented – more talented than her own mother, actress  Maureen O’Sullivan —  but there’s something weird going on with her and her untalented son Ronan and  the whole Sinatra clan.  Ronan Farrow, by the way, is a double scoop-sub-mediocrity who is gaining sea sponge fame with three sets of DNA –two that are seemingly certified and one that is rumored.

So all these sperms and eggs floating around on the sea and on the land but 99,9% of them come together to make mostly plankton or ants or termites….or sea sponges.

Sometimes nature throws us a curve ball and we  get an actual human being who might just as well be a sea sponge….take Nancy Sinatra for example.

The nicest thing I can say about Nancy is that she is the highest variety of sea sponge.   She is the ShamWow of sub-mediocrity.

A lot of ordinary sponges and human invertebrates with run-of-the-mill DNA seem to care what sea sponges have to say and Nancy Sinatra ranks very high on the sponge roster.

She has a lot to say, and just about all of it is stupid and silly and uneducated and  dumb.   But then again, the mission of this blog is to expose stupidity and dumbness wherever it make occur, and if you enter into Nancy Sinatra’s orbit – on Twitter mostly —  the dumbness is incredible.   It’s a red giant of stupidity.   I know sea sponges and sea anemones  and sea cucumbers who think that Nancy Sinatra is a moron.

This week – and I am certain there will be others in the future – Nancy Sinatra is the  patron saint of borrowed DNA sub-mediocrity.

She reigns high and mighty in the world of the social media morons.   She is the current reigning Queen of the Twitter sub-mediocrities.   Yes, daddy’s little sea sponge has out-dumbed herself.

NOTE:  Please do not allow my flowery and self-important verbosity cause you to forget that Nancy Sinatra has, in my opinion, absolutely no talent.  

Nancy Sinatra, because she’s old and washed up and has already had the kids she wanted, takes to social media and vehemently defends a woman’s right to choose <—that’s the euphemism for pro-abortion.

Nancy-sub-mediocrity-Sinatra  is worried that Planned Parenthood might get de-funded by political people she pretends she doesn’t like because she needs to desperately to stay relevant in Hollywood and she needs to follow in the footsteps of her very high brow grandmother.

It’s been written that Nancy’s grandmother (Dolly Sinatra) was a midwife and a back alley abortionist who earned the nickname “Hatpin Dolly” for her incredible skills at scraping useless shit (human babies) off of uterine walls.

This is the stuff Nancy Sinatra is made of.

According to the Daily Mail:  –  Dolly Sinatra was…a midwife and an abortionist, for which ­illegal activity she got the ­nickname ­Hatpin Dolly and a ­criminal record.  

More from the Daily Mail:  Dolly’s skill with ­Italian dialects and her fluency in English led to her to become a facilitator for new ­immigrants ­trying to get ­citizenship papers.  This work brought her to the ­attention of local Democratic Party politicians. Impressed by the force of her personality, they saw her as a ­natural leader in the community.  Soon she was getting out votes and campaigning for causes, all the while roaming the streets with her black midwife’s bag.

Nancy must be very proud of her grandma.   My grandmother didn’t know how to do abortions.  She only made cookies and hot chocolate for me.    Why couldn’t I have a crooked grandma?

Anyway, Dolly hit a California mountain at 500 miles per hour while traveling in a chartered jet back in 1977 – and that was the end of her at age 82.

Karma fetuses are nasty sons of bitches, aren’t they?

So, yesterday, some guy who calls himself, @TheRightWingM tweeted something that Hatpin Dolly’s granddaughter didn’t like so she BLOCKED him. She blocked him because she didn’t have an answer.  She didn’t have an educated answer because she is a moron.

You will kindly note that Sandra Bernhard got dragged into this — she’s the lowest of the low.  I don’t have enough talent as a writer to describe why she is the lowest, but I know she’s low.

So here is how it went.   Kudos to @TheRightWingM

  1. . I guess these boots weren’t made for walking?

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  2. . Start spreading the news…. We’ll make a brand new start of it. Abort… Abort…

  3. . question D-List celebs about their blind support of

    D-list celebs blindly without watching videos & are clueless to what PP even does


Atheists Banning “OH MY GOD” from Home Makeover Shows.

move that busOver two decades ago, home improvement shows found their Christopher Columbus in a chunky, lovable bear kind of  guy named Bob Vila.  Before Bob, only contractors and real estate people knew what was going on inside old houses being prepped for sale or being flipped for profit.

These days we have a whole bunch of home makeover and home improvement  shows, and the vast majority of them are enjoyed by average people who enjoy their homes and their lives and their families.  They are just contented people who don’t intrude on others or force their agenda.

Sounds okay, right?  No harm done, right?  WRONG!

American Atheists Crusaders– a militant group who believes that NOT BELIEVING is a religion – are trying to censor these shows…and the producers who make these shows have actually caved in to their unbelievably draconian demands.

With any home improvement kind of show we get the ultimate reveal at the end.  The couple comes home and finds that their old dumpy shack is now a dream house.  Sometimes their weed-tangled backyard is magically transformed into a quiet haven away from home – complete with fire feature and water feature and a whole bunch of plants and fixtures that came from Lowes.

Okay — so at the end of the show they have a big reveal, and almost everyone shrieks, “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!”

They say it over and over and over.  No one, however, has ever said, “Oh my quantum universe that is governed by science!”   No —  that has never been said.

Nobody seems to be an atheist when their house get’s a makeover…but that’s about to change.

An atheist group in the USA — Atheist American Crusaders — is offended by this “Oh my God” exclamation being uttered time and time again on home makeover shows which air during prime time TV hours.  Their latest crusade against Christianity is to have these words censored or removed from TV shows which are aired during what they call, “family hours.”

“We are raising our children to believe in science and reality, and not somebody else’s unrealistic sky daddy” said Millie DeBaakre who lives in  Manhattan with her life partner Josette and their four children — ages 7 through 14.

“How would you feel if every time you turned on your favorite TV show within earshot of your children, some idiot was shouting out, ‘F**k that sh*t!  F**k that Sh*t!’?  After many years that kind of foul language has an impact on young ears.  It causes a lot of damage. Saying, ‘Oh my god,” is foul language to us.  We don’t believe in god and we don’t want our children hearing people cry out to a fantasy being.

“We like to watch the show Extreme Home Makeovers and Bath Crashers,  but  our kids are always asking,  ‘Who is god?  Why do these people all thank somebody named god when they get a new room or new furniture or fire feature or patio or landscaping or garden?’    How do we explain that to our kids?  How do we answer that?  

“The people who get chosen for these shows should be forced to sign an agreement where they state openly that they will not call out to their stupid and imaginary god just because somebody fixed their house.”

Of course Millie and Josette have no trouble answering when their kids ask why they have two mothers or why Millie has full sleeve tattoos and a crew cut with a grey streak in the front and a ponytail just like the biker guy who works in the gas station.  that’s all perfectly natural.

Atheist America Crusaders have petitioned dozens of production companies and networks.  You’d think of course that no one would pay attention to them, but that’s not the case.

“We have a promise from several shows that in the future, the participants will be told in advance not to use the expression ‘Oh My God’ because it is offensive to a lot of people who do not believe in god and do not want god in their lives.    According to one major studio executive, they will add this disclaimer to all releases signed by people whose homes are chosen for these kinds of shows.”

What you are seeing here is a small group of people pulling rank and FORCING something on the vast majority of Americans…and they’re winning.    Home makeover TV shows are caving in one after another.

“One show is called ‘I’m Coming Home’ and in each episode a family is surprised when their family member comes home unexpectedly from a tour of military duty.  The kids or the spouse gets very excited and often someone shouts out ‘Oh my god,” but we do not expect this show to follow the rule because we have to pretend, just like the people in Hollywood, that we support the military people.  We secretly despise the military and all the people involved, but we pretend we do because we like the life we have and we might as well let somebody else die for us if that’s what they sign up for basically.”

Here is a list of shows who are banning the use of the expression “OH MY GOD” from their home improvement shows —->Damned Shows by Atheists.