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Royal Baby Sex and Name Revealed. It’s a Girl Named Diana-Elizabeth..

[LONDON 8:40 GMT] – What is the sex of Kate Middleton’s baby?  What will she name it?  Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy, makes huge mistake by announcing it a week early. [LONDON 8:44 GMT]Official Announcement: Royal Doctor Accidentally Announce the Sex and Name of The Royal Baby.  Prince William and Kate Middleton “outraged.” LONDON 8:47 GMT:  A stupid mistake by a clerk in a London hospital has not only revealed the sex of the royal baby, it has revealed the child’s intended

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Why Does Rachel Maddow Talk Out of One Side of Her Mouth?

Rachel Maddow Suffering From Rare Facial Nerve Palsy. Rachel Maddow is finally getting treatment for a facial disorder that has plagued her since she was a teenager.  The sharp-tongued American anchor at MSNBC — an American cable talk, opinion and news station — has been hiding a rare disease called DYSTROPHIC BELLS ATROPHY. “Rachel Maddow might be called ‘The face of MSNBC’ but that face is crooked and the effects of Miss Maddows neurological condition could be misleading her viewers.  it might even be

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Gay Men Saved From Hurricane Sandy.

Gay Men Saved From Hurricane Sandy. Gay Men’s Hurricane Services of New York City are hunkered down in their midtown offices, preparing New York City’s gay men for Hurricane Sandy.  “Mayor Bloomberg announces that all cruising areas will remain open,” said Dr. Benjamin Switchy, a representative from the the gay organization that finds shelter for gay and bi curious men during natural disasters. “We have been assured that the city will be equipped with condom and lube dispensing machines that are able to

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CANDY CROWLEY DIET? NO WAY? She starts her own line of clothing.

Candy Crowley is cashing in on her fame as the debate monitor at the second Presidential debate by opening up her own line of hair care products and clothes for the woman with curves and fat and then some. “Candy looked kind of really really huge and her hair looked greasy and unkempt,” said fashion designer and health guru Sheldon Hartunis of the Hartunis Human Body Remake Company in Laurence Harbor, New Jersey. “She was far too wide and way

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Gay Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

 “Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have.” Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, “with ducks more equal than us.” [Jasmine – a fake kid from New Zealand] Either the people in Canterbury, New Zealand are outrageously stupid and they don’t know a Canterbury Tale when they see one, or the people who write for their newspaper — the Northern Outlook — need to find another

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EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.”

EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.” The imagined deep romance between MSNBC’s Chris Matthews and President Obama is over, because in spite of the fact that the President vowed — in Chris Matthews’ mind — to stay with him “in sickness and in health,” President Obama has ditched him — at least that is what the inner workings of Matthews’ mind have conjured up. One psychologist has publicly spoken out, and he thinks that Chris Matthews has a serious mental abberation.  

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Where is Brendan Fraser?

WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up the notion that someday a hair transplant would rejoin a long lost pair of siblings. Such is the case with actor Brendan Fraser and that Supreme Court thingy Elena Kagan. “As I was doing the transplant on Brendan Fraser I started to notice something strange,” said Dr. Bosley Beasley of the Bosley Hair Transplant and Second Mortgage Clinic. “The more hair I added to the

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WHY IS LADY GAGA FAT! IS LADY GAGA’S MARILYN MONROE FAT GIRL SIZE ZERO QUOTE REAL?

Okay — Lady Gaga is proud to have gained 25 pounds.  She says she doesn’t care and she quotes  – well, she thinks she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe but she’s wrong.  Lady Gaga is getting fat because there is something medically wrong with her.  She is sick in some kind of glandular way which is also why she was losing her hair last year and why her legs went from being straight to being knock-kneed. But first things first.  Dearest Gaga,

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