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Gay Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

 “Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have.” Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, “with ducks more equal than us.” [Jasmine – a fake kid from New Zealand] Either the people in Canterbury, New Zealand are outrageously stupid and they don’t know a Canterbury Tale when they see one, or the people who write for their newspaper — the Northern Outlook — need to find another

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EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.”

EXPERTS CLAIM: “Chris Matthews’ meltdown is a sign of serious mental illness.” The imagined deep romance between MSNBC’s Chris Matthews and President Obama is over, because in spite of the fact that the President vowed — in Chris Matthews’ mind — to stay with him “in sickness and in health,” President Obama has ditched him — at least that is what the inner workings of Matthews’ mind have conjured up. One psychologist has publicly spoken out, and he thinks that Chris Matthews has a serious mental abberation.  

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Where is Brendan Fraser?

WHOEVER SAID THAT A HAIR TRANSPLANT LOOKS LIKE ROWS OF CORN didn’t ever conjure up the notion that someday a hair transplant would rejoin a long lost pair of siblings. Such is the case with actor Brendan Fraser and that Supreme Court thingy Elena Kagan. “As I was doing the transplant on Brendan Fraser I started to notice something strange,” said Dr. Bosley Beasley of the Bosley Hair Transplant and Second Mortgage Clinic. “The more hair I added to the

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WHY IS LADY GAGA FAT! IS LADY GAGA’S MARILYN MONROE FAT GIRL SIZE ZERO QUOTE REAL?

Okay — Lady Gaga is proud to have gained 25 pounds.  She says she doesn’t care and she quotes  – well, she thinks she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe but she’s wrong.  Lady Gaga is getting fat because there is something medically wrong with her.  She is sick in some kind of glandular way which is also why she was losing her hair last year and why her legs went from being straight to being knock-kneed. But first things first.  Dearest Gaga,

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Facebook Photo of Newborn With Giant Tumor — CLICK FOR DOLLARS – HOAX & FAKE

If one of your simple-minded Facebook friends tried to share with you the photo of the newborn baby with the giant tumor growing on its rear end with the notation that reads: Its Time For Humanity |Facebook Is Donating Money To This Poor Baby. 1 Like = $1 — 1 Comment = $2 — 1 Share = $3  Please Like, Comment&Share To Help This Baby!  You have been duped.  There is no such fundraiser. It’s a hoax — a cruel

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Madonna’s “Obama Black Muslim” Rant. Is Madonna Mentally Sick?

Rumors are floating around the country and abroad tht Madonna is in need of serious medical help.  Some think that maybe it’s just a really bad battle with menopause or her strange recovery from a ten year battle with F.A.S. (Foreign Accent Syndrome).  Some think that  she might be reacting badly to some medicines — or something far, far worse. This rumor comes right on the heels of her rant last weekend at a Washington DC concert where Madonna Ciccone, aka Madonna, seemed to

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Sandra Fluke’s Necklace At The Democratic Convention

According to rapidly spreading reports, Sandra Fluck was running around the Democratic National Convention bragging that she was able to insult the whole Pro-Life crowd when she brazenly wore an ugly necklace that was actually made from all of the diaphragms she has used over the past year. “Sandra likes to kill fetuses and if she thinks for one second that her Intrauterine Device (IUD) is losing its edge, she quckly gets a new one before a baby gets a

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Elizabeth Warren — INDIAN? NATIVE AMERICAN? The Truth From Her Staff?

She’s the Democratic U.S. Senate candidate in Massachusetts, a consumer advocate, Harvard law professor and, she’d be proud to tell you, a grandmother. What she is most proud to say, however, is that she is descended from Apache warriors who once ruled the plains of North America.   She’s full of shit, but let’s play along and see where we get. “Squaw Warren, as she prefers to be called, says her people were rulers of America before the evil white man

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