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DOCTORS FEAR: “THE TOP OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S HEAD MIGHT BREAK OFF.
The scaffolding being erected around Leonardo DiCaprio’s head is not being done by carpenters as […]
SURGERY COMPLETE: Barry Manilow is now a rare seabird.
As the sun rises over the 10,000 block of Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, California, […]
BARRY MANILOW UNDERGOING PLASTIC SURGERY TO BECOME RARE SEABIRD.
After several operations in which singer Barry Manilow is attempting to transform himself into a […]
Want to complain about a restaurant? TheDamienZone.com wants to hear.
So many people come grumbling out of shithole restaurants, but all they do is get […]
Doctors ask: “Does gender fuck comic “CARROT TOP” put steroids in his eyeliner?”
He used to be a skinny little stick of a kid, but now he is […]
Cast of “JERSEY SHORE” fears that Mel Gibson hates Guidos.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the rocket scientist turned Jersey Guido and costar of MTV’s “Jersey […]
A teary Sean Hannity announces, “I am losing my sense of touch.”
First Rush Limbaugh went deaf and then Glenn Beck annnounced that he’s going blind, but […]