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What’s Up With Miley Cyrus? Is She Having a Meltdown? One Doctor Explains.

“In any event, in these so-called Old-Stock White Americans, there is a very high incidence of alcoholism and drug addiction, and this comes as no surprise to anyone who knows anything about Hillbilly or Mountain culture — and let’s be frank — this is what we are talking about here. The history of country music alone is a history of alcoholism and drug addiction and hyper-sexuality. Now it’s spreading. ” [Jack Portuguese MD – Geneticist.] Is Miley Cyrus having a

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Dr. Chauncey Crandall Rip Off? Scam? — Four things…heart attack – RIP OFF? YES!

Maybe you’ve seen it? The “news” link that warns you: “These Four Things Happen Just before a Heart Attack”– Have you seen it? Have you also clicked on it only to find that it’s actually just a 10-minute long infomercial from some money-grubbing asshole cardiologist named Dr. Chauncey Crandall? In case you’re curious, on top of being a cardiologist, Dr. Crandall is a circus barker with an MD next to his name – and he tells you a great and

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The Dangers of Sushi — It’s Often FAKE Just Like The People Who Eat It.

“90% of the sushi they buy in New York city is slowly killing them — and more than 70% of the time, the tuna they say you’re eating in a sushi restaurant is not really tuna at all — it’s some junk fish that just happens to look like tuna.  Fish DNA testing proves that most sushi restaurants are  selling you the poisonous escolar oil fish — a fish so dangerous to eat that it has been banned in Japan since 1977 — and

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Dead Dolphins Washing Up On New Jersey Beaches. Here’s Why.

“Okay, so why can’t people understand simple facts about nature, you ask —?  Well — in view of the fact that I am trying to keep this as simple as possible — many people cannot understand anything about anything because they are too stupid and lazy and mentally limited to pick up a book or take out a computer and look up the facts from reliable sources!  One writer for a major newspaper went so far as to described the dolphins as being

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Justin Bieber es Cruel a Su Mascota Mono – Gobierno Alemán está Muy Enfadado.

Justin Bieber está en grandes problemas en Alemania, y si no lo arreglo con el enojado costumbres gente en Alemania, así que va a tener que pagar multas elevadas y probablemente tiempo de cárcel para los animales abandono y contrabando a través de la frontera con Alemania. Hasta ahora, el talento no se duche bolsa no ha propiedad – y lo va a ser muy triste si él no hace algo realmente rápido. Pobre mono no es muy querido por

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Justin Bieber Abandons His Pet Monkey — German Government is Pissed !

Justin Bieber is in big trouble in Germany, and if he doesn’t settle up with the angry Customs folks over in Deutschland, he’s going to face heavy fines and probably jail time for animal neglect and smuggling contraband across the border into Germany. So far, the untalented little douche bag hasn’t owned up — and he’s going to be really sorry if he doesn’t do something real quick. Seems that the wanna-be-tough little no-talent with the spaghetti biceps and the

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MSNBC: Lawrence O’Donnell Getting Fired Soon? “Morbid Obesity Comment About Limbaugh Cinches Fate”

“If it were not for FOX NEWS and MSNBC’s constant anti-Fox News rants, from Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell, there would be no MSNBC. It’s as though MSNBC’s entire raison d’etre is to talk about the alleged evil-doings over at Fox News. MSNBC is FOX NEWS’ biggest advertiser and they don’t even have the brains to realize it. How about they try to do their own show without referencing Fox through gritted teeth every two minutes — wouldn’t that be

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Gay Student Donates His Kidney To Boy Who Bullied Him and Gets a Surprise.

When 16-year-old James Griffin was a high school student in rural Ohio, he bravely lived his life as an openly gay and free-spirited young teenager. He wore flamboyant clothes and polished his fingernails. He dyed his hair from week to week and wore it in various fashions. He was active in the his high school’s drama club and he was the captain of his school’s cheerleading squad. He was very popular with the girls in school but some of the

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