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Monthly archive for December 2011

Facebook DO NOT ADD IS A HOAX! Jason Allen, Linda Smith, Jason Lee

By on December 30, 2011   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America   /   Leave a comment

Hoax message circulating among Facebook users warns that accepting friend requests from members named Linda Smith, Jason Lee, Jason Allen, or Amy Allen will cause a virus to be downloaded to your computer.  This is just more mindless junk that mindless people believe and post on their facebook pages.  IT’S A HOAX! Description: Facebook virus hoax Circulating since: April 2011 – again Dec 2011 Status: TOTALLY False Example #1: Facebook posting submitted by Ann S., June 30, 2011: ALL FACEBOOK USERS**… DO

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Korea’s Kim Jong Un Gets Pec Implant Operation and “Brooklyn Fade” Haircut.

By on December 29, 2011   /   Damien Zone, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Top Stories, World News   /   2 Comments

North Korea, the country with no electric lights, and run by the lumpy and frumpy heir Kim Jong Un, its supreme leader, annnounced at a huge rally on Thursday in Pyongyang that after nearly two years of national mourning for his father, the completion of a pec implant surgery and various other plastic surgeries on the young leader had been completed. Korean surgeons, working by the diesel engine generated light that they can afford in the evening, worked feverishly to enlarge the younger Kim Jong’s pectoral and biceps muscles with silicone pec

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Bill Maher Tebow Satan and Hitler.

By on December 28, 2011   /   Damien Zone   /   Leave a comment

Let’s see — one guy is a godless ugly and unfunny and untalented and the other is a goodlooking NFL quarterback — which one tweeted about Satan and Hitler? Bill Maher is a slime.  He is the lowest thing a person can be — and yet he has fans — losers.

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Finland reports: Adam Lambert fight with gay lover.

By on December 23, 2011   /   Damien Zone, Featured Hollywood, Hollywood   /   2 Comments

Without all his makeup, Adam Lambert is an acne scarred ugly queen.  Without special micorphones and sound stabilizers, he can’t sing.  Without police intervention he would have beat the living shit out of his little bit of a thing — a wafer-thin boyfriend — a guy named Sauli Koshkinen who is almost as fugly and queenie as Adam Lambert.  The two big queens deserve each other. According to reports, former American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert got thrown into a Finnish jail for an overnight stay

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Kim Jong il — secret sex life revealed.

By on December 21, 2011   /   Damien Zone, Featured World News, World News   /   1 Comment

Now that he is dead as a doornail, it can be revealed that Korean dictator Kim Jon Il used to be a live action sex webcam guy.  He went under the name of VellyVellyHungGuy or Kim Jong the Dong, and he was available for private  online screenings for $100.00 per minute on a website called HuskyAsianDaddies.com — they accepted Visa or Mastercard. More pics of Kim Jon Il at a spa  D.kimjongpics “I remember once that I found him on

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James Franco at NYU – Doesn’t show up for class and gets the Professor fired?

By on December 20, 2011   /   Damien Zone, Featured Hollywood, Hollywood   /   Leave a comment

If you were paying attention months ago, TheDamienZone.com told you that James Franco was loafing through an imaginary school world at NYU where he was getting top grades and the results of his IQ test were so high  that they were being held in a vault at Fort Knox — baloney.  James Franco is a fuktard and now he has been accused of getting a very good professor fired from his job at NYU because — and get this —

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The New YouTube SUCKS!

By on December 17, 2011   /   Damien Zone, Featured World News, World News   /   2 Comments

There’s an old saying:  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Somebody ought to have told that to the retarded folks at YouTube — the site that used to be fun and interesting but has been recently been revamped to look like shit. The new YouTube sucks and the reason why is sucks is very simple:  IT IS NO LONGER EASY TO USE!   They took a perfectly good website and made it a complete mess.  In my opinion, the changes made

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Is Kris Humphries Gay? Did Kim Kardashian Marry A Gay Guy?

By on December 15, 2011   /   Damien Zone, Featured Hollywood, Hollywood, Videos   /   Leave a comment
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