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Facebook DO NOT ADD IS A HOAX! Jason Allen, Linda Smith, Jason Lee

Hoax message circulating among Facebook users warns that accepting friend requests from members named Linda Smith, Jason Lee, Jason Allen, or Amy Allen will cause a virus to be downloaded to your computer.  This is just more mindless junk that mindless people believe and post on their facebook pages.  IT’S A HOAX!

Description: Facebook virus hoax
Circulating since: April 2011 – again Dec 2011
Status: TOTALLY False

Example #1:
Facebook posting submitted by Ann S., June 30, 2011:

ALL FACEBOOK USERS**… DO NOT ADD *JASON ALLEN*, LINDA SMITH, OR JASON LEE, ALSO IF SOMEBODY CALLED *AMY ALLEN* ADDS YOU, DON’T ACCEPT… IT IS A VIRUS. TELL EVERYBODY, BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS THEM, YOU GET THE VIRUS TOO. **COPY AND PASTE AND PLEASE RE POST* THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY FACEBOOK AND SNOPES

Example #2:
As posted on Facebook, June 30, 2011:

ALL FRIENDS. DO NOT ADD JASON ALLEN, LINDA SMITH, OR JASON LEE. ALSO IF SOMEONE CALLED “AMY ALLEN” ADDS YOU, DON’T ACCEPT. IT IS A VIRUS. TELL EVERYONE, BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS THEM, YOU GET THE VIRUS TOO. *COPY AND PASTE AND PLEASE RE POST* THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY FACEBOOK AND SNOPES. AMY ALLEN IS IN FACT MONICA PULLEN’S ACCOUNT & HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS A HACKERS ACCOUNT…

Example #3:
As posted on Facebook, April 13, 2011:

There is a VIRUS going around on face book. Do not add Linda Smith or Jason Lee to your face book. If you do you will get the VIRUS. THIS IS NO JOKE. Be careful.

Example #4:
Facebook posting submitted by Kathy G., April 11, 2011:

ATTENTION **ALL FACEBOOK USERS** .. DO NOT ADD “LINDA SMITH”, also IF SOMEBODY CALLED “JASON LEE”, ADDS YOU, DON’T ACCEPT IT.. IT IS A VIRUS. TELL EVERYBODY, BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS THEM, YOU GET THE VIRUS TOO. ****COPY AND PASTE AND PLEASE RE POST***** THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY FACEBOOK.

Analysis: Nothing of the sort has been “confirmed” by Facebook, nor have Internet security sites issued any alerts about a virus threat connected with the names “Linda Smith,” “Jason Lee,” “Jason Allen,” or “Amy Allen.” Like so many warnings replicated across Facebook by earnest users, this is a hoax.

“Friends may be well-intentioned in passing on warnings,” writes Sophos.com technology consultant Graham Cluley, “but it’s always good to check your facts before forwarding them any further.”

One reliable place to check the facts is the Sophos.com Facebook page, which alerts members to real security threats as well as bogus ones.

Korea’s Kim Jong Un Gets Pec Implant Operation and “Brooklyn Fade” Haircut.

jungNorth Korea, the country with no electric lights, and run by the lumpy and frumpy heir Kim Jong Un, its supreme leader, annnounced at a huge rally on Thursday in Pyongyang that after nearly two years of national mourning for his father, the completion of a pec implant surgery and various other plastic surgeries on the young leader had been completed.

Korean surgeons, working by the diesel engine generated light that they can afford in the evening, worked feverishly to enlarge the younger Kim Jong’s pectoral and biceps muscles with silicone pec implants.

“The process mimics what he might have attained naturally had he worked out at a bench press for 18 months,” said a surgeon ho refused to be identified.  “He is naturally very non-muscular and what one would call ‘flabby’ so he might not have achieved any pec enhancement even with vigorous work outs.  This was his best option.  He now looks like a plump guy who works out.”

“My father wrote six operas but he had no muscular definition,” said the Kim Jong Un from his recovery room.  “I am not trying to be even better than my father, but I wish the people of North Korea to have a leader with a Herculean body.  I sent a barber to Harlem to learn how to cut hair there and that is how I get my haircut and I was amazed at how cool the African Americans look.  Now I am bigger than any bro in the evil USA. I will still buy hair product from the USA, but that is not a sign that I am weak.”

It is true that Kim JungUn sent Ki Park, a Korean hair stylist, to the USA to study hair cutting at a Harlem beauty salon.  After the barber had mastered the various cuts there, he was sent to Brooklyn where he mastered the “Brooklyn Fade” or “The Taper” which is so popular with the “Jersey Shore” Guido crowd.

A crowd of tens of thousands, most of them uniformed soldiers, packed the plaza to see the newly big chested leader exit the hospital before he was whisked away to his home.  He did manage to walk slowly with his limousine to show his strength, but after about 50 tards he was too weary and had to get in the car and be driven the rest of the way.

Doctor’s are preparing a second operation to shrink Kim Jong Un’s huge round face and liposuction and facial contouring are planned for early June.  This surgery will be performed in China.   He is also planning a lip enhancement and eyelid surgery to make him look less Asian.  Many American Asians have this surgery and it seems to create a very exoctic look when done correctly.

“If we shrink his face, it will make his enhanced pecs and biceps even larger,” said a surgeon who was released from prison to aid in the surgical alterations of the new leader.