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Obama signs HORSE SLAUGHTER bill — how did YOUR Senator vote?

Both New Jersey Senators — one a walking corpse Democrat (Lautenberg) and the other, a complete idiot Democrat (Menendez) — voted to restore funding to slaughter horses for meat in the USA — of course the people in the racing industry didn’t even know this was happening but now they stomp their feet in anger because they love horses.  They don’t love ’em enough to pay attention to what’s going on in Washington DC that’s for sure. Both Democrats in New York —

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John Lennon Quote — “when I was 5 years…” FAKE ! HOAX!

ANOTHER FAKE FACEBOOK QUOTE: It never ends.  Somebody saw a quote that was easily attributed to John Lennon simply because the words were pasted on top of the picture. It’s a very corny and snarky quote and of course the misfits on Facebook fall for it because they want to believe that John Lennon actually said it — he did not.  In fact, he never really said much of anything worth quoting unless you count song lyrics. The quote is anonymous and

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Most Expensive Cat In The World Is Now Infertile.

(Foreign Press: Ukraine)  He used to be the most valuable cat in the world and just last year one frozen ampule of his semen was worth upwards of $10,000 — making him the most valuable cat in the world, but today, at a mere 7-years-old, poor Voyko Donko-Svetaslav-Shenko, or “Svet” as  his owners lovingly call him, is washed up.  After hundreds of veterinary tests and treatments, it has been determined that Svet is permanently sterile and unable to father kittens. “We got used to living

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Joey Lawrence in Gay Scandal

Joey Lawrence in Gay Scandal Joey Lawrence in Gay Scandal [SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ, USA]  — First there were the vicious rumors about Joey Lawrence having hair transplants.  Then there were rumors that Joey was going to walk off the set of the top-secret Bigfoot movie he was filming with Italian mega-producer Mildred Sclafani — but he did indeed finish the film and now the project is in post production and scheduled for an Easter weekend release. Then there were rumors that Joey was going to be

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Premature Smallest Baby Elephant on Facebook is a HOAX!

They’re at it again — the Facebook morons who will believe anything that gets “shared” on their page.  I am getting so sick of this dumbness and carelessness.  How can people be so stupid? Don’t you know anything about the size of an elephant?  Don’t you realize this baby is 5% the size of a normal baby elephant? The “baby elephant who needs your help and is struggling to survive” pic is a hoax.  Yes, it’s a real elephant but

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Dalai Lama Quote on Facebook About Man Sacrifice and Health is a HOAX!

Here is the latest Internet hoax and  the photo that comes with it.  Facebook morons are pumping these out faster than the Franklin Mint pushes out worthless 9-11 memorabilia. The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered, ‘Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that

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All The Fake Facebook People And Their Fake Steve Jobs Tributes.

“The death of Steve Jobs has put those annoying and overly maudlin Facebook status updates and page shares into over-drive.  Everyone on Facebook is trying to out-do everyone else with their tributes — and half of the time, these Facebookers don’t even know who Steve Jobs was.    These people should make a facebook page for Steve Jobs’ casket — a page where they can throw pictures of themselves on it.”  [Dr. Benjamin Switchy, author of “The Maudlin Face of Facebook.”]   Okay!   We get it. 

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Betty White Facebook Hoax About Balls And Vaginas.

UPDATE FROM BETTY HERSELF:  My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf.  I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed – because of its content – that it has become such a sensation and attributed to me.  Of course I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes just a bit beyond where

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