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Category: Featured Politics
Robert De Niro is an Asshole.
Robert DeNiro is an asshole — at least that’s what a lot of people think. […]
Doctors Fear: “Brett Favre needs stem cells to stop accelerated old-aging process.” Arsenio Hall offers hope.
“At his current rate of aging, we feel that Mr. Favre will be at least […]
JOYCE RANDOLPH – Candidate for 2016.
Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed […]
Marilyn Monroe regrets that she can’t sing “Happy Birthday” to President Obama today.
The overhyped in death, sorta-slutty drug addicted Marilyn Monroe would have been 84 years old last […]
HONEYMOONERS STAR JOYCE RANDOLPH ANNOUNCES BID FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2014.
Joyce Randolph, known to TV lovers as Trixie Norton, the always patient wife of Ed […]
Australia’s Ousted Prime MinisterJulia Gillard – Atheist – A dingo ate my deity!
Australia’s former Prime Minister — and douche bag– was an Atheist — who gives a shit! […]
And They’re OFF! To The Slaughterhouse!
“Casinos like to kill people’s dreams and credit scores, not their horses.” [ D. Mattia <– […]