Satillite debris is hurling towards the New Jersey coast, and some experts fear that the bus-sized chunk of space debris will hit the beach in Seaside Heights where MTV films the popular show, “Jersey Shore.” The towns are safe but the beach is in possible danger. Even though the beaches are empty now that summer is over, there is a big movie being filmed on the beach and that’s where things get worrisome. The odds of anyone getting hurt on the set
Read more →Joey Lawrence, fresh off a new set of hair transplants, is ready to join the cast of “Jersey Shore” for a three week guest stay at the infamous beach house in Seaside Heights, NJ. Joey will drive down from NYC with The Situation and Pauly D after he gets a light coat of long-lasting scalp darkener at his dermatologist’s office. “Joey is Italian and has always expressed an interest in being part of Jersey Shore,” said Mildred Sclafani, a famous
Read more →For years TV viewers have known Joey Lawrence as the cute little kid who grew up to be a teen heart-throb. Then he started pumping iron and shaving his chest and became a sex symbol. Then he shaved his badly balding head and sprayed on light brown speckles and looked like a psychopath. Then he let his transplants grow in and looks semi normal again except for his weird plucked eyebrows and overly pumped, fake tanned, and shaved body. His show
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