Decked out in her best WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT copy-cat dress, hair and makeup, Lady Gaga — a knock-kneed old hag, sang the Nation Anthem at tonight’s Super Bowl and copied, note for note, the historically original vocal arrangement which was done by Whitney Houston a thousand years ago. MORE PICS OF LADY GAGA’S pantsuit —->Da Gaga Crimson Red Pantsuit pics. “Even in her red sequined pantsuit that she got from a Hillary Clinton inpersonator drag queen, you could see
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NOTE: Nothing about this article really has anything to do with Jada Pinkett-Smith because in my opinion she has absolutely no talent of any kind. I bet she can’t even cook or ride a bicycle that isn’t stationary. Anyway: Sometimes, when black actors are talented, they win Academy Awards…and all the other stupid statues. Sometimes, when they are NOT talented, they win the same stupid statues anyway simply BECAUSE they are black. This is how the white liberal racists of
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Trader Joe’s — the ultra hip food store where all the nouveau and low cleanliness hip liberals work and/or shop because they want to buy virtue in a can — is looking for new employees. But, there’s a catch. You have to be currently active in a grassroots Bernie Sanders campaign, and you have to prove that you voted for Bernie Sanders after the November elections regardless of outcome in order to be eligible for a job at Trader Joe’s. According to
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Wednesday the Powerball Lottery numbers are going to pay out $1.4billion dollars to one or more lucky people. If no one selects the lucky numbers, the jackpot will get higher for the next drawing. The goal is to pick the winners for YOURSELF and to not let the Jackpot go to someone else today or next week or next year. You need the money and you should make your best attempt to select the right numbers. Here is some advice from
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ZOOM IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF AS YOU READ ALONG. Jason Sudeikis, a comedian who is not really funny and gets a lot of awkward giggles from audiences who only know how to laugh when they are instructed to do so, wears a very expensive hairpiece. He thinks nobody knows — but we here at The Damien Zone.com are CERTAIN. A source close to the cancelled show, “Melissa and Joey” which starred Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart, had this
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“You see students protesting about something, but the vast majority of them have no idea what they’re protesting. They don’t understand the meaning of free speech. They’re babies who climbed out of a high chair and are throwing their spaghetti at the wall. “Somebody told them about a letter from someone named Christakis and they start hooting and hollering like drunk hullbillies. The truth is that even the dumbest hillbillies have more sense than these stupid brats who want nothing more
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8-year-old Tray Dobson couldn’t have been happier. He had just had dinner at his favorite pizza parlor — Cheese Geyser — with his family and the rest of his evening would be spent at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game. It doesn’t get any better than that….or does it? During the game, the former Penguin coach, Dan Bylsma reached up over the glass to toss the young lad a puck. No sooner had the puck floated towards Tray’s open hand, when a fat and
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Her boots may have been for walkin’, but her brain just seems to lie around and do nothing. She’s a political moron of the highest order and she’s not afraid to let the world know it. In social media – mostly twitter — Nancy Sinatra is the queen of the geriatric sub-mediocrities, and she’s managed to do it all with no discernible talent. [Damien LeGallienne, 30, September, 2015] Sometimes people are famous because they have talent, and sometimes they’re famous because they’ve
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