Everybody is up in arms because Donald Trump used the word “motherfucker” in spite of […]
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The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Princess Beatrice Ugly Hat Lands Her In The Mental Hospital.
“We had to haul them off as soon as the Royal Wedding festivities moved from the […]
Kate Middleton looks like…..or maybe she actually is……
Her gown was gorgeous and the ceremony was fabulously boring but grand. When Kate Middleton […]
Prince William’s Balding Hair Fixed For Wedding Day!
LAST MINUTE NEWS FLASH The royal hair and makeup people are putting the final touches […]
Psychiatrist Claims: “The Onion Sucks. Only Left-Wing Misfits Read It.”
“Your average Onion reader is usually a social misfit and a liberal son of a […]
Psychiatrist says, “Onion Readers Are Fucked Up People.”
“Your average Onion reader is usually a social misfit and a liberal son of a […]
Anti Gay Hate Crime — 8 Horses Burned Alive In Ohio.
Firefighters in rural Ohio are offering a $5,000 reward today for information about who was […]
Robert De Niro is an Asshole.
Robert DeNiro is an asshole — at least that’s what a lot of people think. […]