Snooki has a new man and his name is ………. NICHOLAS DEBARTOLOMEIS of Toms River, […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
“JERSEY SHORE’S” SNOOKIE MUGSHOT PROVES SHE IS A BODY SNATCHER.
Seaside Heights, New Jersey police have found giant pea pods in the basement of the […]
Marilyn Monroe regrets that she can’t sing “Happy Birthday” to President Obama today.
The overhyped in death, sorta-slutty drug addicted Marilyn Monroe would have been 84 years old last […]
Sarah Jessica Parker Kidnaps Dee Snider and Takes Over Twisted Sister.
“I’m where I should have always been,” said the gay man’s and lonely fat girl’s […]
ANIMAL LOVING HYPOCRITES IN MASSACHUSETTS SAY, “KILL THOSE SEALS!”
First they let Jack and Bobby get away with murder and rape and mayhem with Marilyn Monroe. […]
Little People, Big Terrorists? NYPD Connects The Dots.
Not one midget was killed on 9-11 <——click here. “We just don’t think that midgets should […]
DOCTORS FEAR: “THE TOP OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S HEAD MIGHT BREAK OFF.
The scaffolding being erected around Leonardo DiCaprio’s head is not being done by carpenters as […]
SURGERY COMPLETE: Barry Manilow is now a rare seabird.
As the sun rises over the 10,000 block of Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, California, […]